Ron Halder: Geriatrix
Quotes
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Getafix : We shall return home when I've seen the last of the druids.
Asterix : [Snaps] Oh, I can't believe this! We've been trudging all over Gaul with our stupid little crib notes for weeks! Not one of these guys is good enough!
Vitalstatistix : Asterix, don't get upset.
Asterix : I am not upset! Just like you, I can stumble and fall.
[Pretends to fall]
Asterix : Oop! Ow! See that? I almost fell down. That's it, I'm done. I need a replacement. There. Meet my successor. The new first warrior of our village! Here's your dagger. And your helmet too and your potion.
Geriatrix : Hmm? - What was that? But by Teutates...
Asterix : You have a good time now. I'll be doing something else! 'Cause I'm good and fed up with the indomitables who can't see beyond their own moustaches! Obelix, are you coming?
Obelix : No Mister Asterix I'm very much not coming! I'm not following a little man who chooses an old fogey to replace him over his so-called bestest buddy! Fare ye well, Mister Asterix!
[Asterix is shocked over Obelix defying him and leaves]
Vitalstatistix : Asterix, Asterix, don't be foolish! Come on! Please, Getafix, do something!
Getafix : Asterix is free to go. My quest is not over. And if you choose not to follow me, I will understand. And I will climb up the mountain without you.
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Geriatrix : [Eavedropping outside Getafix's house with the rest of the village behind him] They're talking about a recipe!
Unhygienix : A recipe?
Fulliautomatix : Would this be an apple recipe?
Cacofonix : An apple strudle, perhaps?
Impedimenta : Ah, shut it!
Mme Agecanonix : You did say recipe?
Geriatrix : Yes, I did say recipe!
Impedimenta : Why would they lock themselves up in there just to cook up an apple pie?
Mme Agecanonix : Are you sure that's what they said, sugardove?
Unhygienix : [mocking] Are you sure you're not deaf as a doornail, sugardove?
[Mrs. Geriatrix slaps him]
Unhygienix : I cannot strike a woman.
[Mrs, Geriatrix slaps him again]
Unhygienix : Let alone if she's married to a doornail.
Geriatrix : [throws his cane at Unhygienix and lunges at him] Here's your doornail!
[the entire village begins to fight]
