Amateur British Housewives
- Video
- 2010
- 1h 47m
YOUR RATING
Stacey Saran
- Antonia
- (as Antonia)
Tiffany Naylor
- Tiffany
- (as Tiddany Naylor)
Storyline
Featured review
As phony as a 3-pound note
Before chucking this DVD into the dustbin I watched it and came away with only a sliver of education, namely identifying the British borderline between soft-core and hardcore porn (which differs from our American standard).
It's a fake porn show in the manner of Reality-TV, sort of a destitute man's imitation of Brit Porn churned out by the likes of Omar Williams and Ben Dover. A Black bloke named Nigel Knight (not the famous local guy listed in IMDb) drives around the UK (supposedly) to feature amateur housewives having sex for his camera, though obvious ringers spoil this fiction.
His first trip is supposedly to Wales, where he visits superstar Stacey Saran. But she's presented as an amateur named Antonia, the name she used as her stage name early in her career as Antonia Deona, making many appearances for Killergram. Her mate is Seth, who is actually another familiar pro, Seth Strong, who I've seen in many JoyBear and Dorcel shows.
Host Knight, who at one point screws up his own name calling himself Michael instead of Nigel, is incompetent, unable to make the interviews even slightly interesting in this rigid, boring format. He encounters another fake, Tiffany Naylor (her name dutifully misspelled in the end credits as Tiddany), also an alumna of JoyBear.
Two of the ladies are plumpers, perhaps earning a living as sex workers, but maybe amateurs after all. The guys, including a middle-aged duffer named Terry (credited as "TJ") are pretty bad.
Made for the Adult Channel and latterly issued on DVD by Erigo Distribution, the show fooled me by turning out to be soft-core. The sex scenes are as interminable as the usual XXX content, but presented here with strictly soft-core camera angles so you can't see any explicit action. The 5 money shots all have the girl lying down with spunk tossed on her belly or breasts from off screen, presumably the result of an actual ejaculation (to save money on creating two versions of each scene) but they might as well be completely fake.
It doesn't get much worse than this, even in an entertainment universe that includes such bottom-feeders as the sort-of-mainstream Troma Team.
It's a fake porn show in the manner of Reality-TV, sort of a destitute man's imitation of Brit Porn churned out by the likes of Omar Williams and Ben Dover. A Black bloke named Nigel Knight (not the famous local guy listed in IMDb) drives around the UK (supposedly) to feature amateur housewives having sex for his camera, though obvious ringers spoil this fiction.
His first trip is supposedly to Wales, where he visits superstar Stacey Saran. But she's presented as an amateur named Antonia, the name she used as her stage name early in her career as Antonia Deona, making many appearances for Killergram. Her mate is Seth, who is actually another familiar pro, Seth Strong, who I've seen in many JoyBear and Dorcel shows.
Host Knight, who at one point screws up his own name calling himself Michael instead of Nigel, is incompetent, unable to make the interviews even slightly interesting in this rigid, boring format. He encounters another fake, Tiffany Naylor (her name dutifully misspelled in the end credits as Tiddany), also an alumna of JoyBear.
Two of the ladies are plumpers, perhaps earning a living as sex workers, but maybe amateurs after all. The guys, including a middle-aged duffer named Terry (credited as "TJ") are pretty bad.
Made for the Adult Channel and latterly issued on DVD by Erigo Distribution, the show fooled me by turning out to be soft-core. The sex scenes are as interminable as the usual XXX content, but presented here with strictly soft-core camera angles so you can't see any explicit action. The 5 money shots all have the girl lying down with spunk tossed on her belly or breasts from off screen, presumably the result of an actual ejaculation (to save money on creating two versions of each scene) but they might as well be completely fake.
It doesn't get much worse than this, even in an entertainment universe that includes such bottom-feeders as the sort-of-mainstream Troma Team.
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- lor_
- Feb 27, 2018
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