- Chris Griffin: [he's dancing with a couple of hippies until suddenly his dad arrives in a very long car] Oh no, my dad!
- Peter Griffin: [from very far away] CHRIS!
- Chris Griffin: He'll be here in 10 minutes, I gotta hide!
- TV announcer: We now return to 1950's sci-fi, which is always a man in a silver suit battling a monster.
- Astronaut: Leave us humans alone! It's 1994, and the moon belongs to Earth!
- [he defeats the monster by zapping his laser gun]
- Astronaut: It's safe now. How is the soil, Professor Knockers?
- Professor Knockers: It's good.
- Astronaut: [nodding] Good. Good.