Jacob M. Keene: Mario, Luigi, Piranha Plant
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Piranha Plant : First name?
Mario : Mario.
Piranha Plant : Last name?
Mario : Mario.
Piranha Plant : Huh? Okay, what's your first name?
Luigi : Luigi.
Piranha Plant : Would that be Luigi Luigi?
Luigi : No, Luigi Mario.
Piranha Plant : Okay, look. How many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi : Three. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Piranha Plant : I thought Mario was a first name and not a last name.
Mario : Oh, there's plenty of people whose last names are first names.
Piranha Plant : Oh, yeah? Like who?
Mario : Well, there's Jimmy Stewart, Bill Murray, Christopher Lee, Tim Allen...
Piranha Plant : Alright! Fine, I get it! There are people with first names for last names! Take them away!