- Piranha Plant: First name?
- Mario: Mario.
- Piranha Plant: Last name?
- Mario: Mario.
- Piranha Plant: Huh? Okay, what's your first name?
- Luigi: Luigi.
- Piranha Plant: Would that be Luigi Luigi?
- Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
- Piranha Plant: Okay, look. How many Marios are there between the two of you?
- Luigi: Three. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
- Piranha Plant: I thought Mario was a first name and not a last name.
- Mario: Oh, there's plenty of people whose last names are first names.
- Piranha Plant: Oh, yeah? Like who?
- Mario: Well, there's Jimmy Stewart, Bill Murray, Christopher Lee, Tim Allen...
- Piranha Plant: Alright! Fine, I get it! There are people with first names for last names! Take them away!