Take Two (TV Series)

Ex's and Oh's (2018)

Xavi de Guzman: Berto Vasquez

Quotes 

• Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Can I help you?

  Dylan : Yeah, I'm looking for Sam Swift.

  Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Whom shall I say is asking?

  Monica : Dylan Wesley. Star of "Legend of Lost Idol", "Lost Idol 2", and "Lost Idol 3".

  Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : I know. I was playing it cool.

  Monica : You'd think after they lost the idol the first two times, they'd be more careful with it.

• Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : There it is. 11:49 p.m. An unknown MAC address queries Dylan's WiFi, generating a request to join. That's probably your thief.

  Sam Swift : What's a MAC address?

  Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Anything that connects to the Web has a unique media access control address. It gets recorded every time a device interacts with the Internet. It's how the Internet knows where to send your data. But what most people don't know, and what would creep them the hell out, is that if someone knows their MAC address, and they're connected to the WiFi, they can be traced.

  Sam Swift : [turning to Eddie]  And I thought you hated technology.

  Eddie Valetik : I do. That's why I hired him.

• Eddie Valetik : Berto, I need you to trace a couple routes for camera.

  Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Is that a paper map?

  Eddie Valetik : I know, I'm a relic. Now, the carjackers traveled 2.8 miles from Point A, here, where they jacked us to Point B, here, where they ditched the car.

  Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : I didn't know they still made paper maps.