Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)
Goat (2019)
Adam Devine: Sam
Quotes
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Sam : Guy, who's at the door?
Guy : Uh, no one. Well, I mean, I do see an old goat, but...
[Sam, shocked, tumbles off Mr. Jenkins' back]
Sam : [voice full of dread] Did you just say "Goat"?
Guy : [as Sam fearfully backs across the house and hides behind Guy] Yeah, you see him? Over there. Adorable little fella, isn't he?
[the goat locks his eyes on Sam with fiery eyeballs. Sam screams and bars the door]
Guy : Whoa, whoa! What's wrong? What is it?
Sam : [sweating] Nothing! Nothing at all! Just as long as that goat leaves us alone and never again knocks on this...
[Knocking is heard at the cabin door. Sam screams again and dives behind Guy]
Guy : [reassuringly] Sam, stop it.
[Guy opens the door, with Sam clinging to his leg. He runs his eyes around the yard and sees nothing. He and Sam share a smile. However, they spot the goat in a tree, glaring at them with fiery eyes, blazing eyebrows and smoke coming out of his ears. They bar the door]
Guy : I'm starting to get real suspicious of that goat.