Bob Hope: Self

Quotes 

• Bob Hope : [about Lucy's passionate embrace]  They warned me about this Hai Karate.

• Bob Hope : Nobody takes a comedian seriously.

  Lucille Ball : I never thought of you as a comedian, darling.

• Lucille Ball : I had nothing left. My chicks had flown the nest. My rooster had left for the golf course. I was useless, unloved, unwanted. And then your bracelet arrived and I'm alive!

  Bob Hope : [under his breath]  I'm dead.