Santa Jaws (2018)

Arthur Marroquin: Josh

Quotes 

• Peter : Now, this thing is powerful, but it is not invincible. You boys said you hurt it with exploding ornaments?

  Cody : That's right.

  Josh : Yeah.

  Peter : Well, if it can be hurt... it can be killed. I'm thinking we build something like this. And this could cost a massive amount of potential energy.

  Josh : Like pitching a baseball.

  Peter : Exactly.

  Josh : Let's give this shark something real to chew on.

  Cody : Like a Christmas turkey... rigged to explode?

  Caroline : Don't even think about touching those turkeys. It's the only thing we have left of Christmas.

  Cody : Mom, we don't have a choice.

• Caroline : I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. That thing is a monster.

  Cody : No. I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I wished that thing into existence. I don't know, I was just angry.

  Peter : What are you talking about, son?

  Cody : I drew her and she came to life and now she's hunting everyone in our family down.

  Peter : No, this is not your fault. All right. Hey, this is classic global-warming. Non-indigenous species species roaming into unfamiliar territories. It happens all...

  Cody : You are not listening to me! That is not a shark, that is Santa Jaws! It's Santa Jaws.

  Josh : Just listen to him.

  Caroline : What we need to do is to get inland and contact the authorities.

  Cody : [shows the comic of Santa Jaws]  What does this look like to you? Look a little familiar? I know her! I made her! That is her! And you could either help me, or I can do this myself!

• Mike : Where've you been, kiddo? We've been waiting on you to open presents.

  Cody : Uh... yesterday was...

  Caroline : The dinner went well. A ton of people showed up, but Mike and Georgia saved the day.

  Mike : Yeah, we did.

  Georgia : It was fun. It was like Christmas in the movies.

  Josh : Yeah, while you were geeking out on comics, little bro.

  Cody : Yeah... guess you could say that