Family Guy (TV Series)

Married with Cancer (2018)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker

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Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : I think I've got the lingo of today's lady down pat.

  [cut to Brian at a bar flirting with a woman] 

  Brian Griffin : Hey. Might I PINterest you in a DRINK.0?

  [a fax message with Brian on it saying "NAILED IT" pops up] 

• Jess : I like you, Brian. You actually say what's on your mind.

  Brian Griffin : Hey, life's too short, right?

  Jess : [sighs]  Tell me about it. I've been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

  [Brian lowers his smile] 

  Jess : Or you know, cancer.

  Brian Griffin : [Brian smiles up again]  Oh my God, I *thought* I smelled cancer.

  Jess : Still want to go back to my place?

  Brian Griffin : Sounds great. Or as young people say: Hashtag, yes!

  [a fax message with Brian on it saying "NAILED IT" pops up, crumpled] 

• Brian Griffin : You look like a baby doll found in hurricane rubble.