- Brian Griffin: I think I've got the lingo of today's lady down pat.
- [cut to Brian at a bar flirting with a woman]
- Brian Griffin: Hey. Might I PINterest you in a DRINK.0?
- [a fax message with Brian on it saying "NAILED IT" pops up]
- Jess: I like you, Brian. You actually say what's on your mind.
- Brian Griffin: Hey, life's too short, right?
- Jess: [sighs] Tell me about it. I've been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
- [Brian lowers his smile]
- Jess: Or you know, cancer.
- Brian Griffin: [Brian smiles up again] Oh my God, I *thought* I smelled cancer.
- Jess: Still want to go back to my place?
- Brian Griffin: Sounds great. Or as young people say: Hashtag, yes!
- [a fax message with Brian on it saying "NAILED IT" pops up, crumpled]