- Martha Kane: You're a strange sort of soldier who doesn't like guns and violence.
- Alfred Pennyworth: You probably haven't met many soldiers.
- Martha Kane: My father was a soldier.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Did he tell you about his nightmares?
- Martha Kane: He said he slept like a baby.
- Alfred Pennyworth: He was lying to you.
- Deon 'Bazza' Bashford: If you want to die, do it quickly, and don't make your friends watch!
- Wallace 'Dave Boy' MacDougal: I don't want to die; I'm just trying to pass the fucking time, you know? I'm trying to pass the time.
- Ian Thurso: [panting] I'm -I'm - I'm fibrillating!
- Alfred Pennyworth: You're all right. Drink some water.
- Deon 'Bazza' Bashford: You need help with the drinking!
- Wallace 'Dave Boy' MacDougal: I can drink fine on my own.
- Martha Kane: I can't mislead you; I'm going to represent myself as Thurso's lawyer and get him out.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Represent yourself as his lawyer.
- Martha Kane: Yes.
- Alfred Pennyworth: But you're not, are you?
- Martha Kane: They're going to castrate him.
- Alfred Pennyworth: That doesn't make you a lawyer.
- Martha Kane: They carry briefcases and act like assholes. I think I can pull that off.
- Peggy Sykes: You're out of your mind.
- Bet Sykes: We had a connection. She likes me.
- Peggy Sykes: You abducted her, and you locked her up, you daft bitch. She's terrified of you.
- Bet Sykes: You wouldn't know. You weren't there.
- Mr Pennyworth: Let him disrespect his father in his own house; I can take it.
- Alfred Pennyworth: There's only been two people disrespected in this house, and you ain't one of them, are you, Dad? Be honest.
- Alfred Pennyworth: You had the courage to go your own way and trust yourself. I didn't. But I do now... if you'll have me.
- Alfred Pennyworth: All this talk of animals. I do have an animal in me. He's fed me, paid the rent, kept me alive since I was sixteen. And I don't know if there's anybody else in there. Somebody more peaceful. Somebody that deserves you. Anyway, I've decided not to worry anymore. It's a waste of time, so...
- Alfred Pennyworth: Business has been good, but that's not the point. Well, no, that sort of is my point, actually. Uh, sorry, you're distracting me. What's my point?
- Wallace 'Dave Boy' MacDougal: Five pounds an hour to put a homosexual on an airplane? I'm your man. I'll give him a wank as we go.