Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Fox Kids (2018)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

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• Nostalgia Critic : In 1990, the then-still-young Fox Network aired its Saturday Morning lineup of shows called "Fox Kids". It included bumpers, PSAs, catchy songs, and, of course, some of the best kids shows to ever aired on TV. Eventually branching out to Monday through Friday as well, Fox Kids lasted twelve years, an unbelievable run when you consider its counterpart, the Disney Afternoon, lasted only seven years. While half of these shows can still be viewed today, some of them have sadly never gotten the DVD release or were never to be aired again. So keep in mind, we're not going to look at every single show that aired on Fox Kids, because, like I said, this is twelve years of material. We're just going to look at the most unique, inspired, and...

  [hesitates slightly] 

  Nostalgia Critic : ... memorable parts of the greatest Saturday morning line up there was.

• Nostalgia Critic : [giving Malcolm and Tamara each a bowl of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix]  It's part of a complete breakfast!

  Malcolm : [disgusted]  From where, Dairy Queen's dumpster?

  Nostalgia Critic : Now, don't be like that. I poured you each a bowl of that last Saturday in preparation for this!

  Tamara : You mean this has been out for a week?

  Nostalgia Critic : It helps open up the flavors.

  [They look at their bowls; to their disgust, it's a moldy shade of green] 

  Tamara : [giving Critic her bowl]  I had a big dinner.

  Malcolm : [doing likewise]  And I'm vegetarian. I'm pretty sure that used to be alive.

  Nostalgia Critic : Suit yourself.

• Tamara : [after "Bobby's World"]  That's cool and all, but how about some more violent stuff?

  Nostalgia Critic : Well, you're in luck, 'cause this network also had "Tom and Jerry..."

  Tamara : YES!

  Nostalgia Critic : "... Kids".

  Tamara : I retract that "YES".

• Malcolm : [about "Bobby's World"]  It's like if "Calvin and Hobbes" were made by Ned Flanders.

  Nostalgia Critic : Hey, it's a lot more than that.

  Tamara : It sounds pretty accurate.

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, okay, it's pretty accurate.

• Nostalgia Critic : [about Scooter and Bill]  These guys are like the prototypes for SpongeBob and Squidward, although the sexual tension might be a little greater with them.