- Lucifer Morningstar: [Lucifer finishes singing Creep. a gun cocks next to his head] Have I played that song too much? I have, haven't I? Still, there are less drastic ways to put in a new song request. What's your poison? Poison? Abba?
- Lee: Revenge.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not familiar. But if you hum a few bars, I bet I can keep up.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I sympathize with what Daniel's going through, but I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It's a theme in my life.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Daniel, there you are. I need some advice in an area I assume you have extensive expertise. What does it mean when a woman recoils at your touch?
- Linda Martin: Let's talk about what you're dealing with emotionally.
- Mazikeen: Yeah, I really don't want to.
- Linda Martin: Maybe it would help if I spoke your language.
- Mazikeen: You speak Lilim?
- [Chatters in Demon tongue]
- Linda Martin: What?
- Mazikeen: No, guess not.
- Mazikeen: What? Are you still upset about me trying to betray you and kill you? That was a month ago.
- Lucifer Morningstar: No, of course not. What do you think I am? Human?
- Ella Lopez: I'm still not straight with the big guy. Not sure I ever will be.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, his loss if so, Miss Lopez.
- U.S. Marshal Luke Reynolds: When you're dealing with someone like Bob the Knob...
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Snorts] Sorry. Seriously? "Bob the Knob"? What was he in Witness Protection for? Bad porn?
- Linda Martin: I'm going to need a good metaphor. Hmm. Let's use... you... as an example.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, role play. It's been a while, Doctor. We don't have the clown masks with us, but I'm still game.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What's the point of extorting and murdering if you don't get to do what you desire? Even if it is, Dad help me, bocce ball.
- U.S. Marshal Luke Reynolds: I kept tabs on him, made sure he was safe. Failed pretty spectacularly at that, though, didn't I?
- Lucifer Morningstar: You certainly did.
- [Chloe glares at him]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, he asked.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Glenn, tell me... what is it you desire?
- Glenn: I want Bob Goldbach to die.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Case solved, Detective. Here I was, worried we'd be rusty.
- Lee: [Lucifer's eyes glow red] I didn't hallucinate, did I?
- Lucifer Morningstar: What do you feel? Confusion? Disgust? Terror?
- Lee: Mostly terror.
- Frank: We had a rivalry. He had his whole doorknobs thing and, as for me...
- Lucifer Morningstar: You kill people in swimming pools, hence the name Pool Boy. It's very clever. I see what you've done there.
- Frank: Allegedly killed.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [about Lenore, the wife of a former mobster] Or she found out the truth about the man she loved and it drove her away. What do you think she would have felt in that moment? Horror? Disgust? Mild arousal?
- Amenadiel: [about Charlotte] She's in Heaven, Dan.
- Dan Espinoza: Don't. I hate it when people say that.
- Amenadiel: Look at me.
- [Stares solemnly]
- Amenadiel: She is. Trust me.
- Dan Espinoza: [Moved] Somehow, I believe you.
- Mazikeen: I know that you know... You know.
- Chloe Decker: Right. So you just hid in the dark and... waited for the creepiest moment ever to say something?
- Mazikeen: Old habits, I guess.
- U.S. Marshal Luke Reynolds: They won't talk to law enforcement.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, you'd be surprised. I mean, after all, she has the Devil at her side.
- Linda Martin: Killing a human is against your father's rules, not your own. And you've recently learned that angels self-actualize.
- Lucifer Morningstar: So you think... that I'm punishing myself for killing a human?
- Linda Martin: I'm wondering if... you're punishing yourself for enjoying it.
- Chloe Decker: Pure Honey, they've been here for years. Maybe they didn't like the competition moving in next door.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Destroy the rival hive and suddenly he's back to being queen bee.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Detective, this is a chance for me to use my devilish strength. You can see what I'm truly capable of.
- Chloe Decker: Or I can just point my gun at him and yell, "Freeze!"
- Lucifer Morningstar: That was disappointing.
- Chloe Decker: We haven't hit a dead end yet.
- Lucifer Morningstar: No, no. When I heard his name was Pool Boy, I pictured a much more Baywatch-esque suspect.