- Goldie: Vince... look at me. Look at me in the windows to my soul. Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of Shut Fuck Mountain, where there are no more fuck-ups to shut!
- [first lines]
- Grace Hanson: I have never been so pampered in my life.
- Nick: There was that guy who seemed to be in charge only of my toes.
- Grace Hanson: Yeah. What am I gonna do without a toe butler? Am I supposed to tend to my own toe comfort like some sort of animal?
- Allison: [with sudden distress] Do you taste raspberries?
- Nwabudike Bergstein: I don't taste any
- Allison: Oh, no. I do.
- Frankie Bergstein: [jumps up] Clear!
- [plunges an epipen into Allison's leg]
- Allison: Ow! Ay.
- Frankie Bergstein: I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were allergic.
- Allison: I'm not, I just don't like them. But thanks for the rush.
- [Nick proposing to Grace]
- Nick: Marry me.
- Grace Hanson: [taken by surprise] What? Are you crazy?
- Nick: So? Marry me anyway.
- Grace Hanson: Where is this coming from?
- Nick: From a simple place. I love you. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
- Coyote Bergstein: [whispers to Mallory's kids accompanying him] Smile like music changed your life, or you won't get your twenty bucks...