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Nostalgia Critic: [narrating like Anton Chigurh from "No Country For Old Men"] I was reviewing movies when I was 25 years old. Hard to believe. Some of the old critics never even wore a gun. A lot of folks that were YouTube comments find that hard to believe. I always like to hear about the old critics. Never miss a chance to do so. Can't help but compare yourself to the old critics. Can't help but wonder how they'd operate in these times with these films. There's this movie. Papers say it was a film of passion, but the director said there wasn't any passion to it. Not in the sense that we think: a passion for something good. He wanted it to be bad, a new kind of bad we've never witnessed. And I don't know what to make of that. I surely don't. It's not that I'm afraid of it. But I don't want to push my chips forward and go and confront something I don't understand.