You know, if I'd been told that this film had been created by high school students, I might have been impressed, and thought they'd done a pretty good job. Sadly, it wasn't made by children, and it's just so horribly awful that it could become a cult classic. Where do I start? I'm not sure why Dean Cain was involved; he's at that sad, dinner theater stage of a dying career. He looked so old and fat and downright sad that I got depressed. The special effects, which again, had they been done by high school students might have impressed - they were so bad that we were howling in laughter and disbelief. Likewise the acting was absurdly wooden. Any of these reviews here that are in any way positive about this lurching buzzards of a film are just here to game and balance out all of the negative ratings. This film has no great message and its not something for the whole family. Its about a moody teen girl who is so petulant and bitchy that her parents are forced to put her in a mental hospital. She is likely moody because her boyfriend is prettier than she is, and will eventually desert her for another pretty boy. Her wacky delusions about seeing the future in her dreams is just a device to avoid babysitting. We did spend most of the film laughing, true, but its no comedy, and so bad I created this account just to record what is perhaps the worst non-porn film I've ever seen.
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