- Maddy Perez: Kat, what the fuck is your problem? You're being a bad friend now and you were a bad friend to me and this whole new personality is seriously unlikable.
- BB: WorldStar!
- Kat Hernandez: Why, cause I won't sit and listen to you bitch and moan about your psychotic abusive boyfriend who you've literally broken up with a thousand times?
- Maddy Perez: It was literally the lowest point in my life, so yeah. That, and the fact that you're just fucking mean.
- Kat Hernandez: Maddy, ever since I met you all you talk about is yourself, your clothes, your boyfriend, or whatever superficial shit you think is so fucking important. Sorry I'm no longer interested.
- Maddy Perez: I don't know about everyone else but I miss the old Kat. You know the one had a sense of humor and wasn't a fucking cunt.
- BB: Damn.
- Rue Bennett: [voice-over] Okay, this is gonna sound sick because I'm actually in a lot of pain right now due to the sheer weight and strain on my bladder, but, man, does this make me miss opiates because your bladder is trained from a very early age not to pee whenever it wants to, it needs permission from your brain. And when you're really high, your brain gets a little... lazy. Too lazy to say something. It's probably why so many drug addicts die on toilets. The truth is, the last time I left this room, I didn't have the best experience.
- Rue Bennett: [voice-over] An adult bladder can hold two cups of urine, but if you're telling your bladder to hold off because, say, you're in the worst depression of your fucking life, your bladder will eventually fill. And what begins to happen is... all of the toxins that your kidneys have pushed into your bladder begin to travel back into your kidneys. I know what you're thinking. Rue, this is insane. Don't get a kidney infection. Walk to the bathroom. Trust me, I'm thinking the same fucking thing.
- Rue Bennett: [voice-over] The other thing about depression is it kind of collapses time. Suddenly, you find your whole days blending together to create one endless and suffocating loop. So you find yourself trying to remember the things that made you happy, but slowly, your brain begins to erase every memory that ever brought you joy. And eventually, all you can think about is how life has always been this way. And will only continue to be this way.
- Rue Bennett: [voice-over] I want to lay down one moment and then look around the next and realize I have watched 22 straight hours of "Love Island" over a two-day period and yearn for more. Some people may find that depressing. I don't. It is, however, a good way to measure depression because when reality TV begins to feel like work, like, final season of "Mad Men" work, you know you're depressed. Like, haven't got out of bed to pee in 24 hours depressed.
- Rue Bennett: [voice-over] The thought of having to stand up, exert 172 muscles each step for 35 feet just so I can sit on cold porcelain and piss out toxins over and over again for the rest of my life makes the whole concept of living feel like one long, sadistic joke, but the absolute worst part of depression is that even though you know you're depressed, you're unable to stop yourself from getting worse. But I wasn't the only one feeling down.
- Cal Jacobs: Look, Nate, we all make mistakes in life. We hurt the ones we love. We let down our friends, our family. Sometimes we do it out of ignorance. Sometimes it's selfishness. I am not perfect. You know that, but I've spent my life trying to do better. You have not, but it is my wish for you. I don't know how you got out of this situation. I know you didn't deserve to, but you did and I admire whatever it took. I just hope it didn't teach you the wrong lesson.
- Lexi Howard: [to Cassie] You said you needed advice on two things.
- Cassie Howard: I don't remember. What would you do?
- Lexi Howard: Um, I don't know. I've never really been in a situation where two guys have been interested in me.
- Cassie Howard: That's 'cause you're shy.
- Lexi Howard: I guess so, but I've also never been in a situation where I've been interested in two guys.
- Cassie Howard: That's also 'cause you're shy.
- Lexi Howard: Maybe.
- Cassie Howard: But if you were in my situation, what would you do?
- Lexi Howard: Honestly, I don't think I would say anything.
- Cassie Howard: What if not saying something makes you feel really bad?
- Lexi Howard: Worse than saying it?
- Cassie Howard: Yeah.
- Lexi Howard: Well, then, I don't think you have any other option.
- Jules Vaughn: I remember walking out of Sears with my first pair of heels in my backpack.
- Anna: Cute.
- Jules Vaughn: And my heart was fucking racing. And I got home, and went straight to my room, locked the door, put 'em on... And, I just... felt like... I was collecting herbs or making potions in order to up my manna, you know? Like, it started with that, and then it was clothes, and then it was makeup, and eventually hormones. Um, I just kind of kept leveling up.
- Anna: So, what level are you at now?
- Jules Vaughn: I don't know, but I definitely haven't reached my full power.
- Nate Jacobs: Fezco, let's get this straight. You're, like, half a retard. You dropped out of school at 20, and now... you're a gangster. What are you, like, fucking Tony Montana? What's the plan? You gonna be living in a mansion, fuckin' pet tigers and shit? Go fuck yourself.
- Fezco: Listen, bruh. All I'm saying, you keep fucking with Rue and her friends, and I'mma kill you. It's gonna be $5.75, playboy.
- Rick: [to Rue] So... your mom tells me that you have a new, uh, "best friend."
- Rue Bennett: What is that supposed to mean?
- Rick: That, you know. You got a new best friend.
- Rue Bennett: You know what, Rick? Why don't you go fuck yourself?
- Leslie Bennett: How dare you speak to someone like that?
- Rue Bennett: Who? Rick.
- Leslie Bennett: Don't be a smart-ass.
- Rick: Did I offend you?
- Leslie Bennett: Apologize right now.
- Rue Bennett: [voice-over] In retrospect, I was a little cunt-y, but Rick does suck and I was angry. For a lot of reasons.
- Rue Bennett: Rick, I sincerely apologize for telling you to go fuck yourself. What I really meant to say is that my mom can do better and I hate seeing you sit in the chair my dad sat at.
- Rue Bennett: [voice-over] People are always telling me about great TV shows. How I just have to watch this show, but the truth is, I don't want good TV. I don't want a novel, or some slow burn, or anything that feels like work. That's why I love reality TV. It's funny, it's dramatic and I can focus on it. It's pure, effortless entertainment.