Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Hell's Kitchen (2018)
Luke Kirby: Andrew Liebowitz
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Quotes
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Andrew Liebowitz : Service! Service!
[throwing a utensil to get his waiter's attention]
Andrew Liebowitz : Marco, you little putz! When I say "service", that plate better fly off this counter. Is that clear?
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Lizzy Walczak : The PPX at table fourteen are getting antsy.
Andrew Liebowitz : Mmm.
[picking up plates of food]
Andrew Liebowitz : Come on.
Lizzy Walczak : [heading into the dining area] Brian Matthews and Niraj Patel. They produce that new kids' cooking show on the Food Network.
Andrew Liebowitz : And about five other things.
Lizzy Walczak : Mm-hmm.
Andrew Liebowitz : Time to show them love.
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Andrew Liebowitz : Welcome to Far Rockaway by Andrew, gentlemen. Broad Channel prawn on artisinal polenta...
Brian Matthews : Ooh, looks wonderful.
Andrew Liebowitz : ...and octopus with deconstructed coleslaw.
Brian Matthews : Oh, looks fantastic, Chef.
Niraj Patel : Oh, and that fluke crudo blew us away, man. It was great.
Andrew Liebowitz : Just wait 'till dessert. There's a three-berry shortcake that'll give you both wood.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : Andrew Liebowitz, stand up. Put your hands behind your back.
Andrew Liebowitz : Whoa, what's wrong with you? I'm still out on bail.
Peter Stone : Yeah, not anymore.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, your pal here was wearing a wire.
Andrew Liebowitz : You son of a bitch.
Olivia Benson : Well, you're next, counselor.
ADA Hodges : Well, you believe that scumbag?
Olivia Benson : I believe Bethany. Your little rape partner corroborated her.
Andrew Liebowitz : Don't you dare come near me. Don't you dare touch me.
Odafin Tutuola : I'm gonna do more than that if you don't put your hands behind your back.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Separate cars?
Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Andrew Liebowitz : You guys wanna try a Montrachet? I spent two months in Cote de Beaune studying the terroir. This bottle was the pinnacle of organic viticulture. Plus, it's kosher.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : You know what? We're on duty.
Andrew Liebowitz : That's too bad. This stuff goes for $800 a bottle.
Odafin Tutuola : Hit me.
[Andy serves him a glass, and he takes a sip]
Odafin Tutuola : Tastes like warm apple juice.
Andrew Liebowitz : Hints of Granny Smith. I'll put that in my tasting notes.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Okay, so what did Kayla do after she was done helping you down here?
Andrew Liebowitz : You gotta try this Vermentino.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Hey, excuse me. Can we just get a minute of your undivided attention, please?
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Andrew Liebowitz : I love cops. You guys are solid citizens. Not like these hedge fund pricks and airhead models that I have to deal with in this place. I'm all about authenticity; it's why I started Far Rockaway. And it all began with a glass of Manischewitz and a plate of gefilte fish in my mother's kitchen in Queens.
Odafin Tutuola : Well, how about this for authenticity: we have reason to believe Kayla was sexually assaulted here last night.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, and you were the last person that she was with.
Andrew Liebowitz : Wait a minute. Is she saying that I...
[short laugh]
Andrew Liebowitz : Oh... that's what this is about?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Well, why don't you tell us? I mean, what happened down here?
Andrew Liebowitz : She asked me to pop a bottle, and I told her that I couldn't stop staring at her ass all night.
Odafin Tutuola : Interesting way to treat your employee.
Andrew Liebowitz : Then things got hot, okay? Consensual sex.
Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, well, when we found her, it didn't look consensual to us.
Andrew Liebowitz : Are you kidding me? Oh, she was begging for it. I banged her up against a crate of Bordeaux.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Did you also rip her shirt open?
Andrew Liebowitz : I buy the damn shirts. Look, this was not the first time that we screwed, even. If she's claiming that I raped her, this is some kind of shakedown.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : That looks delicious.
Andrew Liebowitz : What are you doing back here?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : I'm arresting you for the rape of Kayla Morgan.
Andrew Liebowitz : [to Kayla as he's led out] You ungrateful bitch. You're fired.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Where have I heard that before?
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ADA Hodges : If that thing back in high school comes up...
Andrew Liebowitz : What thing?
ADA Hodges : At that party. Bethany something.
Andrew Liebowitz : Oh, you mean the girl who wouldn't let you screw her?
ADA Hodges : Emily's friend. The girl you practically raped.
Andrew Liebowitz : That was you, man.
ADA Hodges : No, no, no, no, no, no, no. At the fancy townhouse.
Andrew Liebowitz : Yeah, we got her drunk on tequila shots, and you tried to rip her pants off.
ADA Hodges : What are you talking about? I had to pull you off of her.
Andrew Liebowitz : No, bro, you were the one who was into that girl.
ADA Hodges : What are you, crazy?
Andrew Liebowitz : You're thinking of some other girl we did at some other party.
ADA Hodges : My god. You're out of your mind.
Peter Stone : [eavesdropping] Now we have Hodges.
Olivia Benson : Yeah, and guess what? Mr. Me Too is a serial predator. Okay, guys, go. Two collars. Go.
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Judge Edward Kofax : How do you plead, Mr. Liebowitz?
Andrew Liebowitz : Not guilty.
Judge Edward Kofax : People want bail?
Peter Stone : Absolutely. The charge is forcible rape. We're asking for $2 million.
Regina Carter : That's punitive. This is a classic he said/she said.
Peter Stone : The People intend to introduce evidence that the defendant is a serial predator. There are three prior rape allegations in Brooklyn.
Regina Carter : Those charges were never filed.
Peter Stone : The People intend to introduce them to establish his modus operandi.
Judge Edward Kofax : Ah, Bill Cosby all over again. We'll hold a Molineux hearing in my chambers to determine the admissibility of this testimony. Bail is set at $1 million, cash or bond.
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ADA Hodges : You gotta behave, Andrew, these days. You're playing with fire.
Andrew Liebowitz : Well, lucky for me, you're good at putting 'em out.
ADA Hodges : Yeah, well, that's why I wanted to talk. I can't protect you anymore.
Andrew Liebowitz : This time you didn't have to.
ADA Hodges : Stone came to see me, you idiot, about the three Brooklyn cases. I saved your ass. Again.
Andrew Liebowitz : Thanks, man.
ADA Hodges : But that's it. I've got a PAC now. I'm making a run for office.
Andrew Liebowitz : Okay. I get it.
ADA Hodges : I don't think you do. I don't wanna get Judge Kavanaughed here.