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Jim Brockmire : All I have to do is find God in the next 24 hours, that what you're telling me? That should be a snap. Thank you. I mean, I don't know where to start.
Shirley : You can start here.
Jim Brockmire : At a Catholic church? Real life Slytherin? No, no thank you. At least with Mormons you get magic underwear and your own planet.
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Jim Brockmire : Some say having the game taken away from him drove him insane. I would argue it was the syphilis. And he was not the only player from the deadball era to die of a sexually transmitted disease. Hugh "the Human Pooper Scooper" Hooper was deeply committed to the scat lifestyle. He used to like to pay prostitutes to squat over a glass coffee table -"
