If you like triangulated dialogue, this movie is for you. This "movie" is an hour and 30 minutes of essentially 3 characters at any given time staring at each other and shooting the breeze. Even when they're talking it looks like a ventriloquist trying to make their puppet speak. It's essentially like I'm just watching a no budget PS1 cutscene. Depending on the scene, you get a different Santa, kinda like how they changed Dumbledore out between the first two HP movies. Seeing this was both a blessing and a curse. A blessing since now I know what the worst movie ever produced is, a curse since I now have to live the rest of my life knowing this exists.