- Marty Glouberman: [spoken over opening credits] Agh! Come on, come, on, we already know who's in this show. What is that, a sperm? Disgusting! Skip the intro already, would ya? We don't have time. Mantzoukas? Too many letters! Ach, who is watching this garbage? The neo-Nazi trolls on YouTube are right. This show is disgusting. You know who had a good intro song? "Two and a Half Men"! They got right to the point. "Men!" Come on, already, let's literally get the show on the road. Now, that's funny. They should put that in the show.
- Andrew Glouberman: And it tastes like the baby changing station down at the chevron.
- Nick Birch: That sounds horrible.
- Andrew Glouberman: It is. It's ALL horrible.