Himself (model): Welcome back to Keepin' It Cool with Kaden. Now on a more serious note, we're gonna talk about bottoming, and with Broke Straight Boys, we always make sure that we practice safe sex and safe bottoming. First thing you're gonna need is an enema. Now, this is pretty self-explanatory. I definitely don't think I need to go on further detail. Now, before running, I always make sure I stretch.
[a large dildo appears on the table]
Himself (model): So, just like working out, you gotta make sure you stay loose. Third thing you're gonna need is a condom. Now, I know we all know what that's for. Fourth thing you're gonna need is some lube.
[modest-size bottle appears on the table]
Himself (model): No, no, no, no. I said...
[knocks away previous bottle with a much larger bottle]
Himself (model): ... we need lube, and lots of it. Now, with all these tools you'll be bottoming in no time - not that you'll really want to - but if you follow these tips, you'll be a porn star just like me.