Mortal Kombat 11 (2019 Video Game)

Andrew Bowen: Johnny Cage

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• Young Johnny Cage : Untwist your panties, Older Me. I'm a star.

  Johnny Cage : This is a military operation, not a movie set.

  Young Johnny Cage : I'm only the best fighter here. But your daughter's got me sitting at the kids table!

  [Present Johnny Cage slaps his younger self upside the head] 

  Johnny Cage : OUR daughter is CO. A little humility might earn her respect!

  Young Johnny Cage : Dad always said, "Hungry people eat lunch, humble people serve it."

  Johnny Cage : Dad was an asshole. Hollywood made us an even bigger one.

• Johnny Cage : This whole adventure? Capital 'I' insane. I marry Sonya? Have a kid who actually likes me? Enquiring minds want to know how the hell that happens! So I get the Hourglass to show me how kicking Shinnok's ass, which I did beautifully, turned me from Hollywood mega-star into global icon. So far, so good. Until I let that fame screw me up. Didn't hit rock bottom until I saw just how badly I'd let down my little girl. I finally got what Old Man Me was saying about needing humility and maturity. But I also knew I couldn't get there without living the same life he did. So I restored the timeline, just as it was. With one, tiny little difference... Sonya's story won't end underneath the rubble of some busted-up Netherrealm castle. Because Johnny Cage flicks always have happy endings.

• Johnny Cage : [as they run for cover from gunfire, Young Johnny gets grazed by a bullet on his left cheek; a faded scar appears on Present Johnny's face]  Oh, that's freaky like Friday.

  Young Johnny Cage : They shot our face, Johnny! THEY SHOT OUR FACE!

  [Young Johnny takes out a small mirror to look at the bullet graze; the mirror gets shot. Enraged, Young Johnny grabs a riot shield and runs into the gunfire, screaming and shooting] 

  Johnny Cage : [worried]  Ah, he's gonna get us killed.

• John Rambo : Had a guy like you in my platoon.

  Johnny Cage : He must've been a natural born leader.

  John Rambo : He was an asshole who wouldn't shut up.

• Johnny Cage : Can someone, anyone, explain to me what the hell is going on?

  Young Johnny Cage : Right? I've been in the future for a whole hour and I haven't seen one jetpack. Not one!

• Young Johnny Cage : So I marry Lieutenant Princess over there? I always have had a thing for blondes. Ever since Suzie...

  Young Johnny Cage , Johnny Cage : Donardo! Junior year.

  Johnny Cage : Take it from me, you didn't miss much.

  [points at Young Sonya] 

  Johnny Cage : That woman over there? She's the real deal.

  Young Johnny Cage : Ooh, I got eyes, brother. As Younger You, I solemnly swear to tap that at the earliest opportunity!

  [Everyone in the room, especially Young Sonya, gives Young Johnny Cage a disgusted look; Present Johnny Cage looks down ashamed] 

  Young Johnny Cage : What? It's our destiny!

  Johnny Cage : [Present Johnny Cage grabs his younger self by the ear and drags him out the room]  Out!

• Cassie Cage : C'mon, Dad. You really have to go?

  Johnny Cage : You've got your duty, 'Commander.' I've got mine.

  Sonya Blade : [Playful]  Starring in yet another Ninja Mime sequel isn't what I'd call duty.

  Johnny Cage : [Takes Sonya's hand]  I need to provide for you in the manner to which you've become accustomed.

  [They kiss] 

  Cassie Cage : Geez guys, I'm right here.

• Johnny Cage : At some point, you and I get busy.

  Sonya Blade : Ugh, don't even wanna think about it!

  Johnny Cage : It's all you ever think about.

• Johnny Cage : [after defeating his younger self]  An old man just kicked your ass.

  Young Johnny Cage : [Walks away; huffing]  You got lucky.

• Johnny Cage : Our kid's something, isn't she?

  Young Sonya Blade : Um... Cage, I'm not your Sonya.

  Johnny Cage : [Remembering the death of Present Sonya]  Sorry. Too easy to forget.

• Raiden : To ensure Earthrealm's survival, we must all be willing to sacrifice.

  Johnny Cage : [sighs]  You know, it's been two years too much of your grim and gritty makeover, droning on about sacrifice. You don't have a family to lose.

  Raiden : I know loss, Johnny Cage.

• D'Vorah : Why not come closer?

  Johnny Cage : Ugh, you are not sucking my face like Mileena's!

  D'Vorah : Johnny Cage, afraid of a kiss?

• Sindel : Come to me, you handsome commoner.

  Johnny Cage : You wanna carve my face on a mountain?

  Sindel : More like carve it to pieces.

• Geras : I have... seen things you wouldn't believe.

  Johnny Cage : Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

  Geras : Time to die.

• Johnny Cage : I know, I seem like a clown to you.

  Spawn : And I hate clowns.

  Johnny Cage : Then do NOT watch Ninja Mime.

• Mileena : Your flesh looks tempting.

  Johnny Cage : Yeah, you're not the first who wants a piece of me.

  Mileena : I'll have more than one, Cage.

• Rain : There's no role for me in your film?

  Johnny Cage : Yeah, life's too short to work with assholes.

  Rain : Yours grows shorter with each breath.

• Johnny Cage : Yeah, Fatal Infinity wasn't my best work.

  Fujin : Were you not focused, Johnny?

  Johnny Cage : I was three sheets to the wind.

• Sindel : [Shao Kahn and Sindel have just defeated Sonya and Cassie; Young Johnny Cage is distraught] 

  [mockingly] 

  Sindel : The poor man is heartbroken.

  Shao Kahn : Why waste tears on weaklings?

  Young Johnny Cage : Those women are braver and stronger than fifty of you put together!

  [takes off his sunglasses] 

  Young Johnny Cage : Okay bozos! No jokes, no gimmicks, just Kombat! You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!

• Johnny Cage : I do my own stunts. You?

  Johnny Cage : I got people for that.

  Johnny Cage : Poseur.

• Mileena : We both despise D'Vorah.

  Johnny Cage : That doesn't mean we're making a buddy picture.

  Mileena : Just think of the possibilities.

• Sindel : Kneel, and lick my boots.

  Johnny Cage : Maybe on our second date, sweetheart.

  Sindel : I. Said. Kneel.

• The Terminator : Have you ever killed anyone?

  Johnny Cage : Yeah, but they were all bad.

  The Terminator : Why make that distinction?

• Johnny Cage : Grandma Carlton told you my secret?

  Cassie Cage : [smirks]  Johnny Pee-Pants?

  Johnny Cage : I had one accident. One!

• Sub-Zero : Call me Grandmaster.

  Johnny Cage : Grandmaster Blueberry Ice.

  Sub-Zero : Even a child has more discipline.

• Noob Saibot : No one will miss you, Cage.

  Johnny Cage : I have millions of fans, Captain Emo.

  Noob Saibot : They will forget quickly.

• Noob Saibot : Even legends die.

  Johnny Cage : Ha! You just called me a legend.

  Noob Saibot : Not at all.

• Noob Saibot : Where is your fear?

  Johnny Cage : I must have left it in my other pants.

  Noob Saibot : We will find it.