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The Starfighters (1964)
Nothing Happens!!!
If you've ever seen this movie, you probably know what I'm talking about. In a short summary, it can easily be said that NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS MOVIE!!! There's some refueling, some schmoozing amongst the officers, more refueling, officers swimming in a pool wearing "poopie suits", (I didn't make that up) still more refueling, and Robert Dornan (yes, the congressman). As they say in the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode guide, I have no idea to whom this movie would appeal to. It was probably meant to be shown on various Air Force bases, but somehow it turned up on national TV in a particular episode of MST3K. This is one movie that never deserved to see the light of day. It is really bad, but if you really want to laugh at it, do not watch it without the presence of Mike and the 'bots.
Santa Claus (1959)
Lighthearted? Hardly. Delightful? No Chance In Hell!!
This movie is just plain horrible. There is nothing redeeming about this movie whatsoever. It is more frightening and creepy than it is "enchanting" and/or "delightful." As a previous comment states: Santa Claus in this movie is downright horrifying and could easily scare little children. The plot is basically that Santa Claus becomes the equivalent of God/Jesus and fighting one of Satan's top minions, the ever-nauseating Pitch. Pitch attempts to do Satan's dirty work by "making all the children of the Earth do evil." Pitch, of course fails miserably, when he can get only 3 Little Rascal-ish kids to follow him. Santa subsequently puts them in their place by giving them coal, (anything more creative, Santa?). This movie is really bad, don't watch it unless it is accompanied by the saving commentary of Mike and the Bots on MST3K, other than that, watch only if you are a bad movie fan.