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The Astronaut's Wife (1999)
stinkeroo
i never thought i would find a movie as bad as "Wild Wild West"
well there is and it is this one....
can someone tell me what it was about????
and Charlize Theron ===== how did you end up in this hunk of junk?
Fear Factor (2001)
a new low
a new low in television history --- which is worse eating crickets, worms or other bugs.
and the stunts are stacked against women ---- even tho a woman won
just plain garbage......but sooooo addictive.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Incredibly over-rated and NOT scary
this movie has received more hype than it deserves. while the premise is incredibly original and clever, the actual execution and story are weak, and there are some glaring holes in the story line.
#1 -- even though it is 1994 --- who would go into the woods in the middle of nowhere WITHOUT A CELL PHONE, or at least not driving the car. and why would you film this if you were being chased by a witch. even though you have to buy into the fantasy of it all, i just couldnt due to so many holes.
it was not scary and the hand held camera is sure to give the weak of stomach major problems (it did for me)
to much hype
The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
A Hoot
badly written, poorly acted, cardboard characters and more fun than a bunch of castaways stranded from their boating accident.
Which is the most ridiculous part of this movie
1. Pamela Sue Martin in hot pants? 2. Carol Lynley asking Red Buttons if he liked her dead brother's music as his body lies in her arms? 3. Ernest Borgnine marrying prostitute Stella Stevens? 4. Stella Stevens walking in ripped clothing and high heels? 5. Shelley Winters climbing a Christmas Tree? 6. Shelley Winters acting as a beached whale after she dies? 7. Shelley Winters getting an Oscar Nomination? 8. A tidal wave in the Mediterranean?
this is a no-miss hit and wonder, much more entertaining than Earthquake or Towering Inferno
The Producers (1967)
the 15 funniest minutes ever
this is a gem of a movie. with an incredible amount of quotable lines, a plot of pure zaniness and satire, terrific performances from Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder and the very under-rated Dick Shawn.
but nothing compares to "Springtime for Hitler"
the play sequence --- the opening Busby Berkeley number (Springtime for Hitler and Germany, curtains for Poland and France, c'mon Germans go into your dance) and Dick Shawn as Hitler is probably the funniest 15 minutes EVER filmed!
you can't watch this movie enough times
Duck Soup (1933)
Nothing tops this for sheer delight
by far the best of the Marx Brothers (tho some may argue for A Night At the Opera)... this movie, over 65 years old, holds up better than any comedy produced in this decade. The last of the movies with Zeppo, this is sheer lunacy, timing, sight gags, one-liners and Margaret Dumont at their very best.
Dumont was always under-rated and over-looked at in this film she shines as the straight man.
This is one you can watch over and over again and still laugh out loud.
Along with "Some Like It Hot" --- probably the two funniest movies ever
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Incredibly over-rated and NOT scary
this movie has received more hype than it deserves. while the premise is incredibly original and clever, the actual execution and story are weak, and there are some glaring holes in the story line.
#1 -- even though it is 1994 --- who would go into the woods in the middle of nowhere WITHOUT A CELL PHONE, or at least not driving the car. and why would you film this if you were being chased by a witch. even though you have to buy into the fantasy of it all, i just couldnt due to so many holes.
it was not scary and the hand held camera is sure to give the weak of stomach major problems (it did for me)
to much hype
Wild Wild West (1999)
the worst - ever!
perhaps one of the worst movies i have ever seen -- boring, cliched, poorly acted and cheesey affects.
i demanded my money back at the end --- and got it! it is not even campy bad --- do not bother to go.
Lost Horizon (1973)
One of the worst movies ever made
This has to be one of the worst movies ever made. It is laughable how bad the acting, songs, sets, etc. are. A child would be instantly bored watching this, although the "The world is a circle" song is so bad, one just has to laugh.
How high caliber actors like John Gielgud, Liv Ullman and Peter Finch ever ended up in this bomb is amazing.
Watch for the yuks!
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Pia's acting debut
probably the worst christmas movie of all time. it is so bad you will laugh your head off. santa claus is such a dope you hope that the martians will keep him on mars forever
One of the kids (Girmar, for girl martian) is none other than PIA ZADORA, yeppers, Pia Zadora ---- an omen for her acting talents to come.
after the ninth viewing though, you do get sick of it 8^)