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7/10
Enjoyable, BUT...
13 April 2003
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Overall, I enjoyed this film. I liked the leads and thought they had good chemistry, and while not as funny as, say, American Pie, I did find many of the jokes amusing.

However, there was one aspect of the film that really bothered me, which I notice has been mentioned by others as well.

(SPOILER WARNING)

Now, if a woman was handcuffed to a bed and sleeping and somewhat delirious and her ex-boyfriend showed up and had sex with her, when she is clearly in no position to give consent, few people would hesitate to label that as rape, and it certainly would not go without mention and condemnation in the film. Yet Nicole rapes Matt, and the only issue that seems to arise is how he screwed up. Excuse me? Granted, blaming the rape victim is not a new concept, but one would hope in this day and age it doesn't find its way into films, at least not without suitable counter statements being made. Male rape is a serious issue that is rarely dealt with as such, and movies like this tend to reinforce the erroneous belief that male rape doesn't exist, except in prison, or Deliverance. Maybe we shouldn't expect this movie to have any great social impact, challenge the views of the establishment, but acknowledgement that SOMETHING wrong had happened (other than Matt "screwing up") would have been nice. I seriously hope Nicole didn't get to collect on her bet.

Also, someone suggested that it was unrealistic for Matt not to have woken up before he had an orgasm. I'm not a guy, so I can't speak from experience, but there are such things as wet dreams. It seems to me that was essentially what Matt had, only unbeknownst to him, he had a little help. (That's actually what I found unbelievable; surely he would have long since had a wet dream on his own. But it's a movie.)
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5/10
Too transparent
8 August 2001
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By definition, a suspense film is supposed to be full of suspense. However, it is a little hard to feel said suspense when you know the ending, the so-called "twist" in the plot, and so forth, five minutes into the movie. Everything was consistent; all the pieces fit together at the end and there's none of that "that didn't make sense" feeling like there is with some films. (Warning! The following statements may be spoiler-esque.) But the early scenes were too revealing, particularly Katie's memory of the robbery- not so much where she tells the cop what happened, but when she's just thinking about it privately. I think the writers have been reading too many psych text books. I think it's a decent plot twist in and of itself, but it was made too obvious for anyone who's ever read anything about it. Perhaps they got too carried away with how clever they were to actually incorporate and conceal it cleverly in the story.
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The Rage (1997)
3/10
C**p.
21 January 2000
Aside from the horrendous acting and the ridiculous and ludicrous plot, this movie wasn't too bad. Unfortunately, that doesn't leave much movie not to suck. Do not waste your time on this film, even if you find yourself suffering from insomnia, as I did. Watch an infomercial instead.
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5/10
Disappointing.
17 January 2000
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WARNING: There may be small spoilers included in the following.

I have come to expect these types of movies to not be very good, but this film sounded like it had more potential than your average run-of-the-mill horror flick. Plus, I'd just seen The Faculty, which while not good, wasn't too bad. But this movie disappointed me, because it had so much potential then through it away. I agree with many of the other comments that suggested the makers of this film needed to focus more on certain aspects of the story, e.g., why the parents were consenting to this, the whole bit about Steve's brother, etc. I wanted to know why Steve's parents bought into the whole thing, given that Steve didn't seem too badly adjusted at all; and was the whole point of moving to this town to "fix" Steve in the first place? Also, if the point of this surgery/brainwashing thing is to make kids "good", why does everyone seem to accept that the Blue Ribbons tend to do nasty, even lethal things? That strikes me as wrecking kids, not fixing them. See other comments for a whole bunch more ridiculous, implausible, or ambiguous thins that are wrong with this film.

On the whole, the acting was pretty mediocre, although I'm not sure if that was really a result of the acting or of the horrible dialogue; I suspect it was a bit of both, because the character of Gavin didn't come off as too ridiculous, and yet he had some of the stupidest lines to say. While I do appreciate the fact that the writer has an extensive vocabulary, it did not seem right for some words and phrases to be pouring from the mouths of these teenagers. I appreciate that every second word was not "f@ck" or some derivative. But in a movie about teenagers, the teens should talk like teens, not like English Literature professors. Aside from the sometimes gratuitous use of ten-point words, the dialogue was also often stilted and forced, which contributed to a sense that this whole movie was just unbelievable and ridiculous.

I would be interested in seeing the DVD version of this film to see what was cut out, because there really did seem to be glaring holes in the film; why on earth would anyone cut a film down to only 84 min? What is this, some Saturday Night Live skit brought to the big screen? It had about as many laughs...

Anyway, this film was poorly executed. It should have been better. And that's about all there is to say. If you choose to watch this film, try not to let your expectations get too high.
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Bliss (1997)
6/10
Definitely different...
27 December 1999
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I don't think this is a great movie, but I do think it has some great points. It deals with sexual dysfunction in a way that is different from most films. I'm not sure it's necessary to say that I'm going to give a spoiler here, since movies about a female's sexual dysfunction generally give the same cause for it, but for those who haven't noticed this, then I guess I'm going to give a spoiler here. Anyway, this film's different approach to sexual dysfunction is particularly apparent where Lee's character describes her past relationship with her father and how she felt about things at the time; few movies dare to stray from the typical "horrific memories of abuse that I repressed in the past are now ruining my life" approach. This film does not exploit Lee's character's past abuse, like so many other films seem to. Her past abuse is essential for understanding who her character is and what her relationships are with those around her, as this movie is a character and relationship study. Her abuse is not treated trivially or like some cheap plot device. It is also valuable to see how Lee's character's abuse affects her husband; so often, movies and television shows have the guy deal with such things in a highly unrealistic and polarized manner, even though knowledge of another's abuse can profoundly affect others as well. This movie does a decent job of dealing with this.

I think this is a good movie for couples to watch; many people would benefit from observing the characters in this film communicating with each other.

For those who are turned off by a lot of sex in a film, this movie does have it, but this film is NOT like soft porn. The sex is generally not erotic, and it seems to be more about the characters involved than about the act itself. Even the sex in this movie is about communication, and I think that's a valuable thing, because so many people seem to clam up when it comes to sex, rather than talking about it with their partner.

As for Lee's character's borderline personality: For those who don't really know what that is and who find that the movie's description was too vague or ambiguous, if you type "borderline personality disorder" into the search box in most any search engine, you will find that there are lots of sites devoted to BPD, which may give you a greater insight into Lee's character. Or head down to your local library (or perhaps university library) and pick up a copy of the DSM-IV or a psychology textbook. Just avoid self-diagnosis or diagnosing your friends with the information. BPD is quite a fascinating this; I'm surprised more movies don't make use of it, instead of constantly using Multiple Personality Disorder (now called "Dissociative Identity Disorder") and/or repressed memories to explain everything unusual a person does, especially considering both MPD and repressed memories are highly controversial topics in psychology at the moment.
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Below Utopia (1997)
3/10
No suspense.
4 December 1999
I did not find the supposed plot twist in this movie a twist at all. I figured out who the bad guys were very early on in the movie. The only thing I was uncertain about was whether the character was actually the culprit or whether the acting was just inappropriate and made him/her look like the bad guy; it turns out the acting was quite appropriate. Anyway, I found this movie very obvious and unthrilling, and Susanne's (I was very impressed to see they spelled her name the same way as mine, as it is a rare spelling- bonus points) reluctance to use violence even when her own life was on the line was kind of frustrating. Still, most of the acting was decent, especially considering some of the stupid things people had to say or do. Uncle Whoever's confession was extremely melodramatic and did not seem to have much relevance to the story, unless I missed something. Basically this movie was an unsuspenseful suspense and I do not recommend it to anyone except to the many Alyssa Milano fans out there.
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6/10
Hit and miss
2 September 1999
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This movie needed more editing. I know they wanted to keep the film the way Kubrick made it, but it seems unlikely to me that he wasn't going to edit it anymore after other people actually saw it. Some of the transitions between scenes are absolutely horrible, and there is a lot of wasted space, though that likely would've stayed in the film; Kubrick always liked to plod along.

Which brings me to my second criticism of this film. At times I found it, well, boring, which seems strange, since it was billed as some kind of sex-fest; instead, there isn't that much sex in it, although in my opinion, that is probably a better thing. I also thought the scenes with LeeLee Sobieski were quite irrelevant. At most, they were amusing but added nothing to the story at all.

My fourth problem was those stupid added-in figures in the orgy scene. It's not that I need to see what they're obscuring; the problem is that the figures were extremely distracting and really stood out.

My fifth problem also relates to the orgy scene: why were most of the women so skinny? The piano player talks about how amazing the women are there, and then they turn out to be a bunch of sticks. I'm sorry, but if I can see all the bones in someone's back, even those in the lower back, bulging out, that person is too thin. And people wonder why women sometimes feel so much pressure to lose weight. In the case of the thighless woman who warns Cruise, I suppose it makes some amount of sense, because she's supposed to be a drug addict. The only thing I can figure out, other than perhaps the casting director having some serious issues relating to body image in other people, is that the sometimes twisted attendants at the orgy prefer for some reason women who are highly abnormal.

My last problem was the sometimes gratuitous use of the word f*ck. I realise that many people use that word frequently. My problem with it is that, at least among people I know, when you're talking about sex with your (potential) life partner, you don't usually use such a crude word to describe having sex with that person. Yet it is used frequently in this movie in that context. "F*ck" is a word that fits very well to Kidman's fantasy about the naval guy, but not to her having sex with Cruise. I suppose this is just my opinion, but I did have a problem with that, although it didn't affect my view of this film much.

What I DID like about this film was that the basic idea of the film should provoke discussion among couples. In perhaps a strange phenomenon, Person A knows that he or she is attracted to people other than Person B, and may even have been seriously tempted to act on such feelings, but it doesn't occur to him or her that Person B is in exactly the same situation. And sometimes it bothers Person A immensely, just like in this film. I suppose this is because we all know what goes on in our own heads, but we have to guess at what goes on in other people's; we don't know just HOW tempted they were, or if they acted on the impulse and just aren't admitting it. It seems to me that this is a subject matter that every couple needs to discuss, rather than assuming something and living in a fantasy world, until it all comes crashing down when the illusion is shattered (like in the film- all that stiff about women being "different" than men).

Warning: slight spoiler ahead. Some people, including those I saw this movie with, seem to have missed the point of the HIV+ hooker. My take on that was to show just what Cruise could have lost by acting on his jealous, untrusting, and perhaps vengeful impulses. Instead, he got lucky- not in the way one usually would with a hooker, but because his wife called him on his cell right before he did the deed. Would he have gone through with it had she not called? I would not have been sure he would, except that the next evening, he was already to get it on with hooker number 2, until she informed him of Domino's bad news. This to me is another good point of discussion: should such things count as infidelity, when a person did not commit the deed but would have if he had not been interrupted (in the first case)? And in the case of Kidman's fantasy with the naval guy: should her insistence that, had the evening gone by a little differently, she would have had sex with him, be taken as an act of infidelity on her part,or should she be given the benefit of the doubt that she wouldn't have been able to go through with it? I think it is important for both parties in a relationship to know where the line gets drawn.

I also thought that acting was, for the most part, good. I did not find Kidman's laughing fit remotely unbelievably; it was perfectly consisted with my experience, however limited, with pot smokers.

So basically, I thought this movie could have been substantially better (especially considering the number of retakes Kubrick insisted on), but it is still worth watching because it is thought provoking; it makes a person ponder both his or her own boundaries as well as those of his or her partner.
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8/10
Wow.
23 August 1999
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First, I'd like to say that there are spoilers in this review, although I will warn again right before I give them.

This movie scared the crap out of me, which is very unusual. I am usually only creeped out if I watch a movie at home alone in the dark in the middle of the night; in this case, I saw the movie with friends in a crowded theatre and it was still light out when we exited the theatre. Admittedly, I wasn't petrified at first. When we really got scared was when we were walking back to our hotel (as we were visiting a friend of mine) in an area that seemed to have an aversion to street lights. It was very dark and it did not help that we were walking by bushes. We were all totally freaked out and kept looking around behind us. We had the last scene of the movie stuck in our heads, and it stayed there. I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I had to leave a light on when I went to sleep. I haven't done that since I was 7 and saw an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, where the almost-final image of a girl hung outside on the door of her home stayed with me for days. Any movie that can have this kind of an effect on me is pretty unusual. Even now, when I'm thinking about the final scene of this movie, I am getting somewhat creeped out. The movie was highly disturbing, simply because it seemed so real and we DON'T actually know what happened. I am also with the group that thinks the acting was good; I think that in many cases they weren't acting. For example [WARNING: spoilers ahead!!!], when that one guy disappeared in the middle of the night, I would not be surprised at all if the other two did not know that was going to happen. Likewise, at the very end of the film, I wouldn't be surprised if the girl didn't know when she'd enter the basement, Mike would be standing in the corner. It really seemed to me like she was having a massive panic attack, at more than one point in the movie.

In any case, I highly recommend this film to anyone that wants to be scared out of their wits.
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
6/10
Decent, but what's all the fuss about?
13 August 1999
Most people I know who have seen this movie either think it's the best movie ever or the worst piece of trash ever produced. I happen to fall in the middle. I enjoyed this film, though not immensely. I found it funny, which actually kind of disturbs me in a way. Should it be funny when someone accidentally gets blown away? Yet I found it to be. Still, I think the extreme amount of violence got to me, since it mostly did not have much of a point; it is really only the one scene of violence that I thought was amusing. I thought the Bruce Willis storyline could have been done without, instead focusing on Travolta and Jackson. Instead, the "story" meanders and seems largely without purpose. Despite that, though, it was still an enjoyable film. I recommend it as long as people realise what they're in for, and don't just watch it because of the hype surrounding it; when someone expects perfection and they don't get it, they tend to over-compensate and react more negatively than they otherwise would have, and end up giving this film a 1 instead of the 5 they might have given it had they not been shocked by the content.

I give this film a 6.5, mainly for the dark humor. This movie is not for everyone. Don't watch this movie with blinders on, and hopefully it will be worth the 2 hours and (possibly) the $3-4 you spent to rent it (although in Canada, I know you can watch an unedited version of it on Showcase- that channel is great for films they can't show on the networks without such severe editing that part of the story is lost). The other thing I liked about this movie was the characters themselves; Tarantino is very good at taking what would from the outside seem like despicable, inhumane creatures and making them human. While I don't know how many hitmen are actually nice guys, it is nice to see films sometimes that have normal people doing bad things, instead of just evil, rotten, flat characters. This film is thus a good character study, for those interested in the workings of the human mind.
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12 Angry Men (1957)
9/10
Fantastic.
13 August 1999
I am not big on watching old movies, for many reasons. Black and white does not bother me, but the poor film quality and the cheesy special effects (like using iguanas with stuff taped to them for dinosaurs), when there are any, are very distracting. However, my biggest problems, and really the only ones that prevents me from watching a lot of them, are the overacting and the hokey dialogue. This movie is one of the few of its day that I have seen that does not suffer from these problems (the others being mainly Hitchcock films- there was never any hokeyness in those). Instead, it is a great character study. The dialogue is believable. Really the only thing that makes this movie unrealistic if it were to be set in the present day is the absence of non-white jurors (of which the remake took care of) and of women (which the remake did not address). Other than that, this movie could easily have been made in 1999 instead of 1957.

So for those who shy away from old movies, don't avoid this one, because it is easily one of the best films ever made (hence its ranking in the Top 250 on this site). Yeah, so it's in black and white- so was Schindler's List, and parts of the Blair Witch Project. There are no phony special effects to make fun of, no stilted dialogue, and no bad acting. All in all, I give it a 9 (the only movie I've given a 10 to is Schindler's List). That's saying something from a person who tends to abhor old films.

Do not watch the remake: watch the original.
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Control (1987)
5/10
Standard made-for-tv fair.
10 August 1999
This movie was all right, about what I'd expect from a made-for-tv movie.

I had three problems with this film. The first is that I figured out the surprise plot twist that occurs at the end of the movie very early on in the movie. Maybe it comes from being a psychology major. Or maybe it was blatantly obvious.

My second problem was the way in which the characters behaved at the end of the movie. While I agree that in such a situation, otherwise normal people may behave in atypical, illogical, extreme behavior. However, I thought this film made such behaviors too extreme; this is the same problem I had with Lord of the Flies, where children turn into murdering cannibals when left alone on an island for awhile. I get the point both this film and Lord of the Flies were trying to make, but I think they both overstated it.

My third problem with this film is the characters themselves. There was very little depth to them, and they tended to be quite stereotyped. This problem likely arises from the fact that there are several important characters to flush out and only 2 hours minus commercials to do it in. Because of this, I think they should have either limited the number of people in the shelter to about 8, or they should have picked one or two characters and told it from their perspective.

This movie was a good way to waste time when I was having problems sleeping. If you want a movie that deals with either nuclear attack or the problems with a bunch of people confined to a small space in an intellectual, intriguing manner, this is not the movie for you. However, if you just want to waste a couple hours, this movie is great, because if you end up having something you have to do or if you can finally fall asleep or whatever, because this film does not engage you enough to prevent you from turning off the television.
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Sliding Doors (1998)
7/10
Thought-provoking
8 August 1999
This movie reminded me of myself, in the sense that I have often engaged in the pointless "what-if" game. Even liking where my life has ended up, I still would like to see how my life would be different had I made different choices along the way.

However, I have to admit in this story, I am not entirely certain whether both Helens are actually supposed to exist, in a Star Trek-ish split timeline thing, or if the Helen who catches the train is supposed to be all in the mind of the Helen who missed it. If it is the first case, then this movie provokes thoughts about fate- how the two Helens' lives were very different yet in important ways kind of the same. It also raises some interesting thoughts about the ending of this film, which I was both glad and unhappy was not what I would have predicted (as predictability can be boring and uninspired, but the more original ending was much more of a downer). I suppose one could ask which path a person would actually want to take; in order to answer that question, as someone else mentioned, this movie could use a sequel.

Anyway, overall I recommend this movie. I thought all the actors were good (I can't speak for Gwyneth's accent, not having had that much exposure to British accents, but I can definitely say it is better than Kevin Costner's in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves). I thought the cheating boyfriend was well written. Instead of making him just a complete scumbag who cared about nothing but his sexual urges, he was instead written as a man who honestly did care for Helen but was just too immature, weak, and spineless to get rid of Tripplehorn's character, and consequently was unintentionally a scumbag. He is the guy he tries to understand but just can't get it no matter what he does. I also really enjoyed his best buddy there; everyone needs a friend who laughs at you when you're whining about the unfairness of a despicable situation that you caused. Hannah was also great; I'd say "as usual", but the only other movie I have ever seen him in is Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Anyway, watch this film with a group, if you want to have some good discussion material for the rest of the night.
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6/10
Standard '80s film with less sex.
5 August 1999
My only real complaint with this film is that, much like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, there is too little time for all the characters in this film. Fast Times was based on a book, so I assume the characters got flushed out more in it.

That being said, this movie was decent. It was very reminiscent of high school in many ways; Seth Green's character in particular was a prototype for many people I went to school with. The only thing that really is not consistent with my own experience, and it is the same with virtually all teen comedies, is the popularity thing. I went to three different junior highs (Grades 8-10) and a senior high (11-12), and there was never a single popular group, never mind a most popular couple. In Grade 12, for example, there were three massive groups- one was the drama group, another was the slacker group, and the last was the Indo-Canadian group (which, for anyone who doesn't know, is made up of the people whose families are originally from India or Fiji, not Aboriginal peoples). All three groups hated each other and in the case of the first two (since the third was not really a "popular" group but rather the majority of Indo-Canadians in the school) really seemed to believe that they were popular. In actual fact, those of us not in either of the groups didn't give a sh*t. At the Grad dance, I did not even know who either the king or queen was. There were 700 Grade 12s, and no one knew everyone. So I am unsure whether the popularity pyramid represented in movies is an accurate picture of most people's experience or not. My boyfriend's school had a popular crowd, but his school had only slightly more students but divided into 5 grades instead of two, making only about 300 grads, most of which a person had gone to school with for 5 years and not 2. In this film, I believe Melissa Joan Hart says there are 500 and something grads, so everyone did not know everyone else. Is it realistic in such cases to have two people admired by the entire school? I have no clue. About the only teen movie I can think of where there isn't this one little clique at the top is Fast Times, but that movie doesn't deal with extreme popularity or unpopularity.

Still, even having gone to schools without much of a hierarchical structure, there were still enough small hierarchies to understand the popularity issues in this movie and empathise with the nerdy William or the superficially-worshipped Amanda. I also thought that it was very realistic (and equally as realistically frustrating) that Mike Dexter realised the error of his ways only to continue acting like that; I've witnessed that story before many times. And I certainly can appreciate this movie's demonstration of the superficiality of high school. Thank God I got away from that and moved onto the superficiality of university.

All in all, this was a decent movie, but it needed either to reduce the number of characters or to increase its length in order to truly be a really good movie. Still, it is certainly equal to some of the better teen films of the 1980s.
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7/10
Decent.
5 August 1999
This is one of those movies that I could probably have only liked better if it had been completely spineless and had Paul Rudd's character be "cured" of his homosexuality. This however actually would have made me hate the movie because that would have enraged me had that been done. Still, it was one of those situations where, as I was watching the film, I couldn't help but ask "Why did you have to make him gay?" or, alternatively, "Why did you have to make her a heterosexual female?" I had the same problem when I watched "Three of Hearts", where the main characters were perfect for each other except for that little issue of sexual orientation.

That being said, I knew when I sat down to watch this film that I was going to feel this way. What was more important was that I liked Rudd's and Aniston's characters, since in so many movies I could care less who got together because the characters were unlikeable. The only character I really didn't care for in this film that was of any importance was that of Aniston's (ex-)boyfriend, but he was not supposed to be terribly likeable or we would have condemned her for dumping him, I guess. Hawthorne was absolutely fabulous, as usual.

I do not agree with the assertion that the gay characters in this movie were portrayed as being promiscuous, at least not any more so than the way heterosexual characters are portrayed in 98% of movies, where they have sex within two weeks of meeting someone. Rudd's character does jump into the sack with his new boyfriend fairly quickly, but I never got the impression that their relationship was supposed to be just about sex. It seemed to me they genuinely cared for each other, so I don't see how then it can be construed as promiscuity. I also saw him as being ecstatic to have finally found someone who was nice and very compatible with him, after having been alone for months. I also inferred from the dialogue that Hawthorne and Rudd's boyfriend had never slept together, so there was no casual sex going on there. The only person who might have been engaging in it was Daly's character, but just because he dumped Rudd for someone else does not mean he jumps into bed with everyone. And anyway, he was supposed to be a big jerk.

I was also impressed with the scene where Aniston and Rudd almost slept together. I think it was a fairly brave move, considering that a) it could have viewers wondering why, if there was enough attraction to do it once why there wasn't enough for them to be together, and b) it acknowledged that a person does not have to be a strict heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual; it is possible to be predominantly hetero- or homosexual but still have some attraction, however small, for the unprefered sex. It was also a demonstration of just how much Rudd's character cared for Aniston's, that he even considered sleeping with her despite very little attraction (or perhaps none), which just reinforced to me that his character was not just looking for sex in a relationship. He was willing to do almost anything to make her happy; fortunately, he didn't do "anything", although that certainly would have made for an interesting plot twist.

The ending was a little too rushed and neat, but I am in favour of happy endings; I just wished they'd gotten there a little more slowly.

All in all, this movie was good, and a must-see, as far as I'm concerned, for those who really do believe that gay people are only interested in one thing. 7/10.
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And the Band Played On (1993 TV Movie)
8/10
Disturbing.
4 August 1999
I found this movie to be profoundly disturbing, simply because everything in it is true. What is also disturbing is that the bureaucracy and obscene concern with politics and public image that are so frustrating to the protagonists in this story have not changed. In an interesting coincidence, earlier in the night that I saw this movie on tv, I saw a story on Dateline NBC on Don Francis, the outspoken researcher and I guess activist, due to what he runs up against. In the report, Dr Francis discussed the problems he has had getting funding from the US government to test an AIDS vaccine, despite an AIDS vaccine supposedly being the most important avenue for research. The government (according to Dr Francis) basically said that successful research on chimps and the like did not constitute enough proof of success to warrant human trials; the question that then begs to be asked is what WOULD be enough proof, if animal research is not good enough and testing cannot be done on humans? The US government has only very recently (I believe Dr Francis said he hit upon the vaccine in 1994 or so) decided to chip in some money, though only a small portion of the cost, to test the vaccine, after Dr Francis managed to raise millions of dollars himself and had begun human trials. A person wonders what will happen if- or more likely when- another horrific disease develops and starts claiming human lives.

Also, as a Canadian with poor health herself (though fortunately nothing even close to being as serious as AIDS), I find it unconscionable and difficult to understand why a country with more money than basically every country in the world does not provide health care on a socioeconomically blind basis. Never mind AIDS- there are so many treatable ailments that people come down with but can't recover from because they don't have insurance or whatever, and it makes me sick to think that people die from something we CAN fix because some big whigs in Washington are too, I don't know, greedy or ignorant or prejudiced to recognise the horror of what these people go through, or the financial burden it creates when these people do get treatment and end up sometimes hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and have their house taken away and their children's college funds drained and the like. Basically every country in the Western world provides full (for the most part) medical coverage for every one of its citizens. Maybe the US government should spend less money on missiles and more on medical treatment and research. Maybe they should focus their attention on saving lives instead of destroying them.

But enough of my little diatribe. The point is that this movie points out so many of the flaws that exist in the way the government operates. This movie was not made to be ignored or to enjoy like it's some meaningless Ace Ventura or Batman movie. This movie has a strong message that seems to have been basically pushed aside by the very people it needs to affect. I'd like to think the future will be different, but i have my doubts.
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3/10
This isn't any Disney film.
2 August 1999
This film was quite mediocre, which is okay, because I didn't expect much from it and so could not be disappointed. I have certainly seen worse movies, but I've certainly seen movies a lot better too.

Problems with this film include: 1) Incredibly fake-looking gorillas. They looked about as real as the gorilla in Murders in the Rue Morgue, and in that film, the gorilla was supposed to be a guy in a suit. 2) Lame acting. I've seen worse, but I've seen a lot better too. 3) Jane March. Please go put on some weight, and make sure some of it goes into your head. You have the dreaded face pull. Women of the early 20th century may have worn corsets, but they were not that thin. 4) Too much magic. As another reviewer pointed out, if the witch doctor guy can make soldiers and turn himself into a giant snake that's immune to bullets, why on earth does he need Tarzan's help? 5) Fake gorillas. 6) Lame computerized special effects. Come on, I know people who can make graphics that good, and they could never get hired at a place like ILM. 7) Fake gorillas. 8) Tarzan making that stupid yell all the time. We know you're Tarzan; please just run around in your loin cloth and shut up. 9) Fake gorillas. 10) Tarzan's changing accent. Is he British? Is he American? It reminded me of Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. 11) Fake gorillas.

I don't know how the book goes, so I won't complain about the storyline or characters too much, though I have to say those bad guys were incredibly lame and paperthin.

In relation to the ads for the film, you can tell how big a star is when they have to refer to him as "Casper Van Dien from Starship Troopers". I can say I actually knew who he was anyway, because he was on One Life to Live and Beverly Hills 90210, although perhaps I should not admit that I ever watched those shows.

Good things about this movie? Well, the credits are really easy to read, and are clear even on a 14 inch television screen. They scroll nice and slow too. The scenery was also nice, and the single real chimp they used in the film was a better actor than many of the humans were. Casper Van Dien also had a nice body, which is always a bonus; it unfortunately does not make a movie good.

In short, this was a predictably bad movie, okay to watch if you're having problems sleeping like I was, but don't waste your money.
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1/10
Awful.
2 August 1999
This movie is about the worst I have ever seen. I know it is not meant to be taken terribly seriously, but it was still bad. I can tolerate the cheesy acting and the dumb dialogue, but I cannot tolerate this movie changing from a soap opera into a slasher flick. That was just too ridiculous, regardless of the fact that it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. A film poking fun at itself is not an excuse for a bad movie. Roger Ebert's movie reviews are fortunately much better than his screenwriting talents appear to be.
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7/10
Disturbing
18 July 1999
This is one of those movies that leaves you with a sick feeling because the story, twisted as it is, is not fiction but rather a true story. I find it hard to rate movies like this, because it is very hard to enjoy them when a person is sitting there wondering how the hell anyone could do such despicable things. It's not the Holocaust or anything, but it's still pretty darned disturbing. How anyone could have treated innocent babies like this is beyond my understanding, especially when the perpetrator of the insidious deeds keeps using God as justification.

Although this movie did leave me disturbed, I thought it was well done as a whole, though it perhaps could have used not to have been crammed into a two-hour TV movie, because there are parts of the story that could have used more elaboration, like Iris' experiences; there are so many people coming and going in the film, but very few of them are followed at all. I give it an 8; it's not Schindler's List, but it is certainly far better than most of the crap that gets made as a TV movie. Worth watching, as long as you're prepared for the subject matter.
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Be prepared for what you're going to get.
18 July 1999
It may seem strange that I'm writing a comment here, as I never watched the entire film. I started watching the film and ended up feeling quite ill after a half hour. I do intend one day to sit down and try watching this film again, because I am sure that, characteristic of Kubrick's work (as well as consistent with the other reviews contained on this site), there is an important message to be had. My problem was that a friend grabbed the video out of her parents' collection; we had no clue whatsoever as to what this movie was about, and I was caught off guard. If I'm going to handle being deeply disturbed for an entire film, I need to be prepared for it. That is my point: if you are going to watch this film for the first time, please realise what you're going to get. This is not like "2001" or "The Shining", where I don't think it matters if a person knows what to expect or not. I do understand that part of the impact of a film comes from being caught off guard; if a person is too prepared for what is to come, the punch may lose all its force. However, the point has no impact at all if a person can't stomach watching the movie long enough to get it. So don't let your movie experience be ruined like mine: know what you're in for.

For those people who think that people who enjoy movies like this are sick and deranged, I think it's important to consider how the word "enjoy" is being used. I don't use it myself when it comes to disturbing movies; I think Schindler's List is the best movie ever made, but I would not say I enjoyed it, in the sense of deriving pleasure from viewing it. But others will use the word "enjoy" to describe their experiences of such films, and that shouldn't be taken as them "enjoying" murder, rape, genocide, or whatever other despicable act may be occurring on the screen. I enjoy psychology, but that's not to say I enjoy others experiencing depression, schizophrenia, psychopathy, or anything else; it is a matter of enjoying the intellectual stimulation as well as the hope that out of studying such things something good will come, and I think this applies to movies. To watch Schindler's List may give some empathy for victims of the Holocaust that they never had before, and I'm sure in watching this film there's some profound understanding of what humans are capable of given certain circumstances. There is nothing sick about discovering such things, as long as one doesn't emulate them. Too often people seem to confuse what happens on the screen with real life, and assume that anyone who watches violent films is bound for violence themselves. I don't know how much violence on the screen motivates others' violence, but a movie like A Clockwork Orange does not glorify it. As long as violence is depicted in a responsible way, I think it may even be beneficial for it to be viewed, lest we forget how rotten people can be. Anyone who maintains that it is movies like this that lead to so much of the violence in our society needs to take a little look at history and stop pointing the fingers at people who've never committed a truly violent act in their lives but who happen to enjoy films that are violent.

Okay, that got rather political. But this movie does have political and sociological implications- that much was clear from my brief viewing of it. It is important to note that this movie was not meant as a blueprint of how to behave, and anyone who thinks it is has problems that are going to arise without the movie. So for all those people who call fans of this movie depraved: why not focus your energy on something that really matters, like getting guns off the street or children out of abusive homes or abusive parents and spouses into counseling, and leave movie fans alone.
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Biloxi Blues (1988)
6/10
Good, and no one dies.
16 July 1999
I thought this movie was good, for the most part, although I found the scene where Eugene loses his virginity just plain painful and not particularly funny (hmmm... much like real life). But it was for the most part enjoyable and effective for what it is meant to be, a story about characters. Some people seem to be under the impression that this is a war movie, but it's not; like I said, it's a story about characters. And since this film, as well as Brighton Beach Memoirs and Broadway Bound in the same series, are based quite a bit on Neil Simon's own life, as I understand it, it would be hard for this movie to be about the war since he never went, being only 18 at the time WWII ended.

If you are looking for a movie where tanks roll and people die, this movie is not for you. If you are looking for a movie where tanks roll, people die, and the characters are important (like Saving Private Ryan), this movie is also not going to fulfill all those requirements. If, however, you are looking for a coming-of-age, character-based film, then this movie is an excellent choice.
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7/10
Characters and nothing more- what's wrong with that?
18 June 1999
I enjoyed this movie and gave it a 7- it was good, but not great. I had no problem with its lack of plot; much like an action movie is all action and no character, this movie is all character and no action. And this, I am certain, is the way the makers intended it to be, or they wouldn't have had dialogue in 95% of the movie. In any case, Seinfeld was immensely popular (though I actually did not like it), and it never had a plot. And to me, its characters were exceedingly more disgusting, despicable, and immoral than the characters in this movie.

Yes, some of the characters were selfish, pretentious, manipulative, and otherwise possessing negative traits; in fact, none of these characters was without flaws. But neither are any of us, and most of us would probably not be willing to acknowledge that we or our friends possess some of the abhorrent characteristics. I know that I have met more than one person who behaves like Charlotte, and have been on the receiving end of such behavior. And no, I don't like Charlotte, any more than I like the people who have treated me like crap in real life. But why should all characters be likable? It is true that if you find all of these characters without merit, then this movie would suck. But I did not dislike all of these characters. I understand Alice very well, and while I have not seen any other movie Chloe Sevigny has been in, I saw the acting that others call wooden as very true to the character she was playing. Alice is supposed to be timid and uncertain about everything (which sometimes caused he not to say much, and perhaps appear stupid in some people's minds), etc, etc. I do agree that she was very uninteresting for the first bit of the movie, seemingly just following Charlotte around like a puppy, but when her true character is revealed, I think her wallpaper act is quite appropriate to her personality.

Even those characters I found morally repugnant, like Des and Charlotte, I still could understand them and have some small sense of sympathy for people trying to be good but being bogged down by their own self-absorption. I also liked Mackenzie Astin in this movie, even though he didn't get to do much; what is a bit disconcerting is that he still looks so much like he did when he was on The Facts of Life when he was about 12. In too many movies, the protagonists are all simply good and the antagonists are all plain bad; I do like movies that have flat characters, but it is nice to see a movie where the characters are more tangible and don't seem like something out of a fairy tale.

At the very least, this movie showed that not only "bad" people get STDs. In most movies, such things are not discussed, and if they are, it is always the slimy characters that have the STD (unless it's a movie about AIDS), which is hardly the way it works in real life. To show a sweet, perhaps naive, girl like Alice who gets a little something extra the very first time she has sex sends a certain message about knowing people and their sexual history before you sleep with them, without coming off as horribly preachy.

This movie is about real people; so what if the setting wasn't accurate (though I have no idea myself if this is the case) or the songs weren't current? And some people do talk like that- believe those of us who have met them. And even if it was played up a little bit- hey, it's a movie.
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5/10
All right.
15 June 1999
I thought this movie was okay- not good, not bad. It was hugely original, you could see all the plot twists coming, and I've never been a big fan of either Bruce Willis or Alec Baldwin. But I still think this movie is decent.

However, having seen a variety of reviews and having discussed this movie with others, it has become crystal clear to me that a lot of people don't really understand what autism is and is not. First, a lot of people seem to think that someone with autism is automatically profoundly retarded, and if they have any special abilities it is in memorizing the phone book. It is true that about 70% of children with autism are also mentally retarded, but this means that 30% are not. The child in this film, it seems quite clear, would fall in that 30%, and if I remember correctly, he was attending a regular school and not a special one, and not all children with autism can function very well in that environment, while this child seems to manage fairly well. In a study by someone named Lovaas in 1987, when autistic children worked one-on-one with therapists and their parents for 40 hours a week, 47% completed a regular grade 1 class and had an average IQ of 107, and only 11% of the kids had to learn in a first grade class for autistic-retarded children. This certainly suggests that a lot of autistic children are not nonfunctioning and are not without reasonable intelligence.

The child in question does, however, still exhibit impairments in social interactions and communication, and some stereotyped patterns of behavior. Savant abilities occur in 6-10% of those with autism, and it is doubtful in my mind that any movie will be made with an autistic chid as a main character in which the child does not exhibit better than average abilities for someone with autism. It's the same reason they didn't make Dustin Hoffman just sit in a corner and rock back and forth. That's not very interesting. I do agree that it is highly unlikely that some child would have cracked the code this kid is supposed to have cracked. But if one looks at it another way, it makes a little more sense: people with autism often have a problem with concepts and rules, and often fixate on a particular thing. In this case, the fact that this child did not have some rigidly entrenched rules with which to go about solving a puzzle may have made it possible for him to solve the possible while the genius down the street couldn't, because that genius has in his or her mind that there are a set number of ways to approach a problem. It is not explained how the code was put into this puzzle, so we have no way of knowing if this hypothesis of mine is valid, but I don't doubt that the reason the creators of this film did not include such information is because they didn't want to cut off the possibility. Also, the child was consumed with puzzles; he did not have other activities and thoughts interfering with him solving the puzzle.

Anyway, that's about all I have to say. This movie is improbable, but not as ridiculous as some say. But even if it is improbable, who cares? Star Wars is improbable too; most movies are. That's why we watch them. We get enough reality in our daily lives and from the news; at least, I know I do. If you want reality, watch the news or court tv, or just stare out your window. I always thought the whole idea of movies is to escape from reality for a couple hours.
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Mischievous (1996)
2/10
Just plain bad.
12 June 1999
This movie was awful. The lead female could act about as well as my cat, and my cat is dead. I have a feeling she went to these kind of movies because she couldn't act well enough to be in even a low budget mainstream film. Not that anyone watches porn, soft-core or not, for the acting. But still, if one actually tries to pay attention to something more than the sex, this character does not come off as remotely believable. My main problem wa with the lead male's inane reactions to things. I know people who do stupid things, but having phone sex in the middle of an important presentation with his boss standing five feet away? I think not. This movie tries, although perhaps not that hard, to be a psychological thriller, and it fails miserably. Stick to the sex and leave the storylines to real movies. Also, for a porno movie, I found it completely unerotic, if that's a word. I think that woman's horrific acting wrecked it for me. Even her enjoyment of all the sex seemed unreal, and even bad pornos usually have people who look like they're enjoying what they're doing.

But this movie was better than Valley of the Dolls, which didn't have any real sex and had even worse acting and a more ridiculous storyline, so I give this movie a 2.
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8/10
To the critical people: Star Wars had the same supposed flaws.
12 June 1999
The things I have to say have already been said here, but because of the huge number of comments on here, I'm sure many people don't read beyond the last day posted or so. So I am going to repeat what I feel and what others have already said, in hopes that someone will actually read this.

Yes, the acting was not particularly good. But does anyone remember the acting in Star Wars? Hello, they cut a scene with Luke in it (with Biggs) because his acting was so bad. And if I had to judge Harrison Ford's acting merits on that one movie, I'd have said his career wouldn't go very far. The dialogue often left something to be desired. But since when did Star Wars ever have amazing, thought-provoking dialogue? If you want a movie with lots of talking, go see a romantic comedy.

As far as comments that the special effects were not much better than those in the original Star Wars movies... What bloody movie are you watching? Are you trying to tell us that Lucas could have created an underwater world in 1977? Are you trying to say that a Greedo, who looks like his head is made out of plastic, is as realistic-looking as Jar-Jar, or that the virtually immobile Jabba is as good as the new computer-generated one? Sorry, but I prefer my aliens to look like something out of this world, not someone in a costume.

No plot? This movie is one of three, so Lucas took the chance to use Episode 1 largely as a set up for the next two movies. It's not really meant as a stand-alone. It's supposed to leave unanswered questions, like who the REAL menace is (note the title, "PHANTOM Menace", for those who haven't figured out that the Trade Federation was not the enemy and who the enemy really is). I also find it strange that some complain about no plot while others complain the plot is too complex- so which is it? Formulaic plot and characters? Of course. But what was Star Wars, if not the ultimate formula movie? Polarized good versus evil, bad guy all in black, good guy in white, scoundrel-with-a-heart-of-gold, etc. Star Wars was not original in any of its individual elements, only in the way it strung them together. In any case, lack of originality does not make a movie bad; what is important is the way the story is told, not the events within it.

I think over the last 22 years or so, some have developed an inaccurate view of Star Wars. It seems like many people who loved Star Wars but didn't like the Phantom Menace have convinced themselves that all of these "undesirable" characteristics weren't present in the original Star Wars. This notion of Star Wars as a perfect movie seems to have developed simply because people enjoy it so much, and to acknowledge the deficits it has, if one insists that such things detract from a movie, would make them question just why they think this movie from their childhood is so wonderful. But it is easy to do this with a new movie that doesn't have two decades of warm fuzzy memories built around it.

Has anyone ever seen the English Patient? Well, there was a movie that was supposed to be about characters and dialogue and it was awful. All they did was create characters I cared nothing about and even disdained. The acting was good, but the plot lacked originality, and the dialogue clearly failed in making me feel for the characters. Yet few say these things about a movie they liked. Perhaps what is really happening is people don't like a movie and are simply looking for reasons, and it just so happens that some of the reasons they cite exist in the very movies they love so dearly. But then, maybe that's just my opinion.
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Night of the Wilding (1990 Video)
1/10
A complete waste of time.
7 June 1999
This movie is so unbelievably awful that I don't think it is even possible to express it in words. I do not understand why such a piece of crap was ever made, why some studio released it, and why some television station paid for the rights. The movie starts off all right, with a decent story about three guys on trial for rape and assault. One of the victims has a somewhat shady past, so the movie explores the "victim on trial" phenomenon that has been dealt with in so many other movies, and usually done better. But still, it seemed like this movie was going to be passable, even if the acting left a lot to be desired.

I won't give away all the details, in case someone actually wants to suffer through this movie.

What appeared to be a courtroom drama degenerated into some ridiculous, I don't know, slasher flick, almost. It's fine to make the bad guys completely psychopathic and without redeeming features, but this movie fails horribly in making these characters even remotely believable. Forget Silence of the Lambs or even a Leprechaun movie; the Leprechaun movies look like Oscar contenders next to this crap, and the villain, despite its lack of depth, almost seems like a Hannibal Lecter next to this garbage. In addition, the courtroom scenes are poorly done, and often the prosecutor's questioning of witnesses is completely left out, making the defense's cross-examination quite meaningless and without context. The chase scene at the end of the movie is also horribly shot and directed. It is painfully obvious that old Erik Estrada has slowed down a lot since his CHIPS days, as he clearly is running after the bad guy at a significantly slower speed than the bad guy is running; Estrada also climbs over obstacles more awkwardly and less quickly- yet he maintains his distance from the bad guy, never trailing or having to stop to catch his breath, like he obviously had to. If the makers of this film wanted a realistic sprinting chase, then they should have picked an actor who could keep up with a young guy. The car taking flight over the baseball backstop, if that's the right term, was also amazingly implausible.

If ever there was a textbook example of how NOT to make a movie, this is it. This movie is awfulness at its worst (or best). I recommend avoiding this movie like it's the plague.
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