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The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Made me feel like throwing up
Before I went to see this movie I ate seafood.
Whenever there was running about (especially in the day) the hand-held camera view turned my stomach.
I think I read too much about this movie to be scared by it, plus I was worried that I might vomit in the theater. It is for these reasons that my disbelief was not suspended.
Overhyped and understeady.
The Jerk (1979)
Steve Martin - genius
Steve Martin is a genius. This film is light years ahead on the comedies that people pay $7.00 to see at the theater, yet, it was made almost twenty years ago. This film is ageless and timeless. Sort of like The Wizard of Oz or It's a Wonderful Life. It is only this way because this film is vintage Steve Martin.
The Pit (1981)
Perhaps the most ridiculous film ever made
I must say that I have watched this film probably twenty times, and for those handful of people who have even heard of this movie - I have a feeling you think that that is excessive. I own two copies of the film, one reprint from 1992 which can be found in the 9.99 section at any Suncoast, and the other an original miraculously found in a bargain bin at a small Wal-Mart. I have had many profound thoughts about this movie and why I am so attracted to an obviously bad movie. The answer: Sammy Snyders' eyes. No actor can say so much with once glance like Sammy. When Sandy doesn't allow Sammy to pick up the knife Sammy's eyes say - I am 12, I am a little pervert, I am crazy. And no actor can mask the subtle signs of autism like Sammy can. The cover claims Sammy has autism, however, it is never brought up in the movie. It is a stain that Sammy covers well. And even you can't admit you didn't laugh when Sammy wheels Mrs. Oliphant's wheelchair through the meadow. What a rollicking time that was! God bless Sammy Snyders, it is a shame that Hollywood and fame consumed him.