I kept hearing how Jamie Foxx was supposed to be so good in this movie.. I guess it's because he dies halfway in and seems less dirty than the other actors in comparison.
This movie is about showing futuristic planes flying fast, or it should be because that's all it does right. First off there's the casting: you ever notice that whenever there's a cast of three and the movie wants to be "diverse," they cast a white woman, a black man, and a white guy who's the leader? The characters are as predicable as a B.C. punch line and with all the warmth. Given that, I can't believe I was actually surprised when Foxx's character died early on. I mean if they're going to be cliché in every aspect, the black guy's gotta die early, right?
Jessica Beil is the Navy's top female pilot and groomed for stardom. This is supposed to explain why we see Foxx and Lucas's characters mackin' it up with the honeys at the beginning, while she wades through the party like an indulgent nun, smiling benignly at the antics of lesser mortals. That a female pilot could rise to her level and not act like "one of the boys" is one of the more unbelievable aspects of the movie.
Lucas's character is every fighter movie hero you've ever seen rolled into one and strained through a personality filter. His big character point? He's in love with Beil's character, but won't "ruin her chances" by getting in a relationship. Apparently, only holy virgins can be top fighter pilots.
Then there's the "villain." The super-robot-plane that goes crazy and has to be brought down- EDI. It's reasons for doing so are so artificial that you've got to wonder what the writers were thinking. It's created to supplement the anti-terrorism fighter task-force (Yeah, that'll stop a guy with a backpack full of C4 a cool plane.) The plane decides that a little disobedience is acceptable after watching the Lucas's character disobey an order, so it decides it will take out the "enemy," a Russian target that doesn't exist. It's bad enough as it is. Then, in the greatest dues ex machina moviedom has ever created, the killer plane is injured and has to be guided in for repairs where it (get this) feels guilty over the deaths it has caused! Meanwhile Beil's plane went down over North Korea (Quick, get a globe and figure out how likely it is she'd be over North Korea when her plane failed!) So EDI and Lucas have to escape the crooked government guys sent to kill them to cover up the mission failure. With Lucas flying away in the cockpit that they never explain why was even built into EDI in the first place! This was the worst aspect of the movie for me. We'd been set up for this tight, paranoid, HAL-like movie, and then BAM! When did it turn into Knight Rider?
Overall: Really bad! If you want funny though, keep an eye peeled for David Andrews. He plays a shadowy politician behind the project. You can tell he's shadowy, by the fact that he's never fully lit in the film. It's like he asked his agent to keep his face from appearing in this gawd-awful movie. Save you movie fare, folks. Or go see "The Island" instead.
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