Reviews

To think that some of this 'movie' may have actually happened is phenomenal, what a great show. Spanning 60 years of so-called history, a movie has finally been made showing what people claim to have happened with every single alien encounter over the last 60 years. The space ship was amazing to see, as well as the first alien encounter.

This has got to be one of the best 'movies' to ever be created, and im a huge science fiction fan. I found it interesting how there are some similarities to Indenpendence Day, i had no idea some of that movie may have been based on truth. I believe most of this may have happened, like aline encounters, the crash at Roswell, and the flying orbs. The only thing i believe may be complete fiction is the capabilities of the aliens, their abilities to "shape-shift" and "jump into" peoples minds. But who knows.

Spoilers below

I think they keep taking people to experiment on them, duh, but WHY is the question? i think maybe because the aliens are emotion-less, they are studying emotions and how to use them/control them. Jacob is emotionless until he leaves for that school, maybe he finally figured out how to use and control his emotions.

Contains Spoilers Im a big Jason fan, so when i first heard about this movie about 2 years ago, i got really excited. When i first heard about the 500 years in the future part I became disappointed and figured it wouldnt live up to the others, mostly because of the atmosphere change that Manhattan couldnt live up to. So time goes by and finally the movie is released, the opening scene made me laugh, not because it was bad, just because "thats jason for ya," but it made me curious as to why the hell there was a research facility right on crystal lake, and how the hell did they manage to put jason in chains *SPOILER* i still wonder how the hell he got out of the chains *END SPOILER* It seemed the good ol government became interested in why Jason wont die, how hes able to regenerate body tissue, anf of course, jason breaks free only to be frozen moments later.

At the point i decided that this movie sucked was when most of the deaths werent shown, about 30 people dies and only 10 of them were actually shown, and some were quite gruesome! the first death was the best, too bad the chick was so hot! I dont think ive ever seen a movie with character development as bad as this, even the main character, Rowan, you dont give a s*** about, as much as i wanted her to live i really couldve cared less, the only characters i felt for were Kay-Em and Brodski, Kay Em was hilarious and Brodski was such a tough guy.

Just as the movie is nearing its end the funniest scene ive seen in a Jason movie yet comes up, with 2 topless chicks of course but i wont spoil anything else. Id say this scene saved the movie for any liking i gave it.

One of the big reasons i didnt like this was because it was non stop killing, the movie never paused for any real dialouge, or any plot development for that matter.

The atmosphere was another big problem, how can you do a Jason movie without a forest? I mean, even #8 pulled it off, but this movie lacked 'scariness', at no point was i ever scared or even intense about some chick about to lose her head. No suspense whatsoever, Jason didnt even toy with any of his victims.

Also the death scenes were really crappy, there were only 4 or 5 that actually had any creativity, while every other jason movies death scenes are all quite creative, or most of them at least.

As soon as Jason was upgraded it was really downhill from there, too bad the movie ended 15 minutes later. *SPOILER* he didnt even kill anyone! wtf *END SPOILER*

Another weakness of the movie was the way Jason was killed, i can see why they did it, but i just hope it leads to a sequel.

On a scale of 1-10, i give it a 6, because its a little better than it is stupid, i wouldve given it a 3 if it wasnt for that final scene of comic relief.

All in all, this remains the worst Jason movie ive seen so far, but at least it was good for a few laughs.

This movie starts out with, what i think, is a stupid plot for a "Jurassic Park" movie. A kid gets stranded on the island and his parents "trick" Dr. Alan Grant to help them look for their son. As the movie rolls on, new dinosaurs are discovered which makes no sense at all. Ingen had a certain "list" which Dr. Grant mentions, and certain dinosaurs which they see are not on this list. I expected this to be explained, how these dinosaurs came to be. Eventually the movie ends and nothing is explained. I was very surprised considering that this is a Jurassic Park movie. How could they not take time to explain anything? Another problem with this movie is the fact that it is only about an hour and 21-22 minutes, extremely short, don't you think so? The other 2 movies were each about 2 hours and 5 minutes. Another big thing, this is a Jurassic Park movie lets not forget, and the creators go and invent a dinosaur called the Spinosaurus. How can they invent a dinosaur for a Jurassic Park movie? Another stupid thing. I must say though that this dinosaur was incredible. 10 times more intelligent than the T Rex. I was dumbfounded when the T Rex went down in the fight between the Spinosaurus and the T Rex. One last thing, in the end of The Lost World, they show a few flying dinosaurs flying freely, then in this one, they show a giant bird cage which is never mentioned in the either of the previous movies, and wasnt site B just a place to nurture the baby dinosaurs? Why would they have built a whole bird cage for baby dinosaurs? And then not build the same thing on the original island. The writer of this movie should have thought this through more and most of all, Michael Crichton should have written a book for it, or it should not have been made, and they should have stuck with David Koepp as the screenplay writer. I think the movie would have been much better had he written it. But i must say there were some great scenes in this movie, but all in all, id say it was pretty bad.