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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare knew what he was talkin' about.
This was, quite possibly, the greatest movie I've ever seen. I watched it with my grandpa, who's been teaching for nearly 50 years, is a deacon in the Baptist Church, and couldn't handle "Dumb and Dumber", because he thought it was too dirty. We both laughed until we cried. That's the beauty of this movie. If you can't appreciate the fact that it's awesome, and excellently acted for the type of film that it is, then you can at least see what the film makers had in mind for an adaptation of Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew". If you haven't seen this movie yet, go to your local store, don't even mess around with rentin' it, buy the thing, and if you ever get tired of it, you can give it to somebody else for Christmas. Lastly, if you're not near your local video store, or wherever that carries VHS and DVD, you have my deepest sympathy.
Enemy Gold (1993)
God Bless America
You know, it takes a big man to do a good job at a hard task. But it takes an even bigger man to admit he what he cannot do, and then strive to do what he does best. That is Andy Sidaris in a nutshell. True, while he'll never be the next Steven Speilberg, he is truly a master at the task which is presented to him: B-movies. I have only seen three of his films and can tell this already. Enemy Gold is one of them. This film is a slap in the face to those who say that the exploitation of Sex, violence, and rock-&-roll are wrong, and then rubs the slap down with a little ice. What I'm trying to say is, that this movie, while not entirely wholesome, is still a good movie, no matter how you slice it. The enormous juggs are just a way of keeping peoples attention.
Face/Off (1997)
The best of the best.
I've seen way to many movies for a fourteen year old boy, and this is probably one of the best. It had a sweet story line(No matter what anybody else says) dasling stunt scenes, and more guns than James Bond could identify. True, this does not rank it among Oscar winners, but buddy, it's enough for me.