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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996 Video)
5/10
Terribly horribly painfully bad.
23 June 2003
I am not making this up. This movie was so bad it caused me and my friend actual physical pain.

I don't think I've ever seen a worse movie than this, and I have seen Mano's The Hands of Fate. The Friday the 13th movies are better than this, and we all know how terrible those are.

All this movie is a joke, and a unfunny one at that.
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Funny!
27 October 2001
If your a Weird Al fan, you gotta see this, its funny and orginal. It's kinda like This Is Spinal Tap, only with Weird Al!

Not too much else to say, but if you ever come across this on TV, watch it, you'll be laughing hard!
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Bones (2001)
8/10
Sort-of ok.
25 October 2001
Yes, another cross over in American media and entertainment, WOOHOO!!

Ok, now that we got that out of the way, I will just state the obvious, this was a bad movie, but not as bad as you think it could be. It looks like they spent time on the begining and the middle, but the ending is too predictable and un-orginal. The acting is actually pretty good compared to some of those other cross-over movies(Kazaam anyone?) but isn't oscar worthy.

It looks like Snoop-Dogg tried acting, and even though wasn't that great, was better than I thought it would be. If only he would have lost that stoner personality, he could have done much better. Most of the other acting jobs is like watching a high-school play, they tried so hard to memorize and get into character, but just wasn't that convincing. Special effects though are pretty neat.

All in all, this isn't worthy of the $7.00 in a movie theater, and isn't really worthy of the $2.50 at the local video store. Wait till it comes out on HBO, Showtime, or Cinemax to see it. It would be a good party movie if your lookin' for something to make fun of, but don't take it seriously.

Out of 10 I would give it 4 on acting, 6 on special effects, 4 on orginalitly, and 4 on over-all.
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10/10
The best, better than the second.
12 October 2001
Ok people who say the second is better than the first.

Explain to me how the second one would have made any sense without the first one? I know this because I saw the second one first and thought, "wow, what a great movie, yet there are points in it I don't understand". Then I saw the first one, explained those missing points and ideas. So much better in almost everyway. I will admit the production and special effects are better in the second one(for obvious reasons). But, how can you say the second is more dramtic when it's the same thing on the first one(done better I will say) and for storyline, it's also THE SAME THING!

The first one was much more impacting on society than the second for the reasons of it's a brand new idea, it's a novel concept that if thought about, could quite possibly happen, and for it's time, it was way ahead in special effects and such.

The future is un-written and you MUST keep an open mind toward these kinds of movies or you will absolutely hate them. 10/10 easy.
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Red Dawn (1984)
8/10
Makes you think.
4 October 2001
This is a great movie, even if it is 16 years old.

After reading some reviews on this film, I wanted to post my thoughts on this film as well as some of the reviews given by some people here.

Ok, when this movie came out in 1985, it probably wasn't that realistic of a film, but after the events of 9-11-01, this film hits home to alot of people. Now thinking about it hard, this movie is realistic to now more than it was in 1985(only thing is we are against the Arab's instead of the Soviet's).

It's a great film anyway before this all happened. People who trashed this aren't obviously American's at all. And if they say they are, that's a pretty sick joke.

This is a good film and it does make you think. 9/10
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Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (1999 Video Game)
10/10
Horrible.
15 September 2001
I don't understand why people like this one so much, it was WAAAAAAAAAY too easy! And the fear factor, come on, everytime the music came on it gave it away for Nemsis. This one is horrible, I would not recommend this to anyone, even the die-hard fanatics. I bought, beat it in about 2 hours, and returned it.

Don't even rent it. It's boring and dull.
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Baby Geniuses (1999)
Oh man, greatest movie of all time.
15 September 2001
This is up there with Chairman Of The Board(1998) starring none-other than Carrot-Top! This is the funniest movie of 1999. I love this movie. When a weak 20lb baby can beat up a fully grown adult, you know it's going to be a great show. I'm so glad this movie was made that I saw it four times in the theater, and as soon it came out, got it on DVD. Greatest show ever.
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Kazaam (1996)
3/10
what the hell?
5 May 2001
This is one of the most god-awful movies ever. Shaq better just stick to basketball. This movie took away apart of my life I will never have back. I will make fun of this movie until I die, and then some. It is so horrible it is not even funny. MST3000 would have a blast with this one.
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ac/dc is aswome
12 December 1999
this is the best movie of all time it should win every oscar every year becuase ac/dc is the best band in the whole entire world no matter what becuase ac/dc is so aswome everyone should buy this movie and bonfire so they can have the cd too go buy it go buy it
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