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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Miss...I want my $ back
Wow!! I am absolutely baffled that people find this movie even remotely funny. The ugly duckling thing is so passe. What, no one can figure out that Sandra Bullock is hot without makeup? The woman could be wearing a mud mask and 99% of men would think she is gorgeous. But somehow the geniuses in the FBI in this film could not? Her looks however, can only carry a movie so far. And that is about 10 minutes. Heavy-handed direction and a by the numbers screenplay make this movie one of the worst of the year.
Only highlight: Shatner was surprisingly good as a cheesy pageant host. Or was he acting? Either way I enjoyed his performance.
½* for Sandra Bullock's looks. ½* for Shatner and this movie gets a gracious 1/10.
Jailbait (2000)
shlock treatment of what could have been funny
I can't believe people compare this dreck to ELECTION. Not even close.
Music was good and yes the cast is attractive but that is all for this piece of s#@!. If you want a much better treatment of pregnancy and a satire of the subject -- go watch CITIZEN RUTH instead.
Blink 182: The Urethra Chronicles (1999)
Funny, Funny, Funny
I didn't think that there could be anything funnier than Blink's videos for `All the Small Things' and `What's My Age Again?" I guess I am wrong.
The Urethra Chronicles is seriously the funniest thing I have seen in so long. I like a lot of the older footage (although it is a little grainy) that shows the crappy clubs that they played in and doing stuff like shooting roman candles out of the tour bus. It's also cool to see the guys in Pennywise.
Mark and Tom totally lay it all out without the pretentious `rock star' attitude. This is not the typical behind the scenes documentary. I really got the feel of what it would be like to go on tour. And it isn't all champagne and limos.
If you like Blink-you will love this video.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
This movie is the @#$%!
These guys that made this movie must have been dropped on their heads as kids--thank God!!
They made one of the dopest movies ever. Every time I thought they couldn't out gross themselves, they did. WAY outgross themselves!! I can't wait till this movie is out on video.
You will respect Cartman's "Authorit-a!!!"