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Evicted (1999)
Holy crap! This movie was horrible!
I rented this because...well, I don't know why. This movie is utter garbage. The acting is unbelievably bad, the directing sucks, and the plot doesn't exist.
The movie was so low budget that they couldn't even afford anything with a label on it. The beer is BEER brand and the milk is MILK brand.
The brothers in this were in two other movies together. One rated a 1.6/10 and the other a 2.8/10.
Don't be deceived by Shannon Elizabeth on the cover. Its a trap! The movie will give you brain damage!
I'm sure they had good intentions when making this, but why did they have to put it out on DVD?
Blondes Who Blow 5 (2000)
Typical porn
It has some sex in it, followed by some bad dialog/acting, and then more sex. Overacting, underacting, and bad acting make this movie your typical, straight to video, crappy porno. Is anything expected beyond that? It needed a cameo by Ron Jeremy, just like all adult films. Overall, it gets 1 1/2 strokes out of 4 ;)
Shaft (2000)
The genre is dead
I went into the movie theater expecting some excitement. Instead I found a movie in which huge men shunned in fear of a 6'2", 160lb. twig. Don't get me wrong. Samuel L. Jackson is an accomplished actor and has the right moves for the role, but not the size.
Beside the Jackson issue, the movie lacked...well...a lot. It was basically a movie pulled out of the 70's, filled with current actors, and then slapped back on the big screen. The music just didn't fit the times. There really wasn't anything appealing to the eye and the one liners weren't that good.
Sometimes its just better to not bring movies back from the 70's (ie. Mod Squad) and to let them rest in peace.