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Skeleton Key 2: 667 Neighbor of the Beast (2008)
Absolute trash
p-semple is an astroturfer. Great music? Most of it sound likes an old NEW game. Better acting? Better than what, a dead sloth. The lighting is horrid, the camera work was done by a crack fiend, and the audio was all over the place. The entire plot is Satan telling some guy that his life bar goes down when he gets hurt (they actually display a life bar) and it goes up when "he has sex with those awesome asses". I wish I was kidding. The devil watches him have 'sex' while eating popcorn, wearing 3D glasses, and shaking pom-poms while saying "Do it do it do it!" You'd think it would be funny. You'd be wrong.
How did they get away with using 'Skeleton Key' without being sued is beyond me. The girls are not even attractive.
This is worse than a bad Troma film.
The Convent (2000)
Funky demon-type movie
Saw this at a screening with a crowd of horror fans. Good laughs, good shocks. Great sound track, nice use of black lights and black light paint. Decent plot. If you come across it, I would recommend renting it. I told a friend that "It's like 'Night of the Demons' on crack". There are some parts where it's pretty corny, but overall I was pleased with this movie. Overall- high energy fun and shocks.
To the Ends of Time (1996)
OK for casual viewing
First of all, ignore anything opolic said. They say "Karnissa" many times during the film. Obviously this hack watched the first 5 minutes and the last 5 minutes of the film only.
I wouldn't recommend this as a rental. But for TV watching this would be OK viewing. Plot and character development is sketchy, and confusing at times. OK special effects. Interesting universe. Nice overall "love above all" theme. Physics are a bit skewed.
Overall, I would give this a good popcorn rating. This is not a serious film in any regard, but it gives a good summer afternoon Saturday or Sunday a good way to pass the time.
Night of the Demons 2 (1994)
bad movie fun
If you saw the first movie, watch this! Of course, the plot makes no real sense (like the first one did), but the nun makes up for every bad plot point in the movie. Good renting- and several time better than the 3rd movie.