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7/10
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
24 May 2024
I could say all the things. George Miller has run out of ideas. Nothing fresh or new here. Chris Hemsworth kind of ruins it by being Chris Hemsworth. The CGI is off in places (and *really* off in other places). It's just not Fury Road.

And it isn't.

But we wanted more Mad Max, and this is it. Well, so to speak. Aside from maybe the most teasing of cameos, Max is nowhere in this story.

But we wanted more Furiosa, and this is it. What did we expect? Furiosa's fate is set. And so this film moves like a conveyor belt towards an end we know is coming, stopping at all the places we've already been. Gastown, the Bullet Farm, the Citadel. Just about every Fury Road character is back, too. Immortan Joe, of course, and his weird sons. The guy with the big fat foot and the guy with the snarling snaggletooth... you get the idea.

All but Max. Instead of Max, we get Dementus (Hemsworth), and, for a little while, a Pretorian (sp?) called Jack (Tom Burke). But it doesn't quite add up to Max. And a film that's part origin story, part love story, part tale of vengeance, doesn't quite add up to Fury Road, either. With it's furious tempo. And it's jaw-dropping scale. And its Charlize Theron and its Tom Hardy. And it's NOVELTY. By God, we hadn't seen a Mad Max film in THIRTY YEARS when Fury Road came out. Now it's barely been ten, and honestly it feels like just yesterday that Tom Hardy was chewing through his iron mask and Charlize Theron was deftly shifting gears on her war rig, looking like a total bad a$$.

When Fury came out, it felt rich with backstory. We didn't know anything about Furiosa - we gleaned it. We didn't know about the concubines she was rescuing; it was slowly revealed to us. Fury didn't explain itself. The Warboys had their own culture, their own words for things -- we just accepted it as we barreled along. Everything was new and shiny.

I said I wasn't going to say all of this. But I am. Because we wanted this, yes, we wanted more Max, erm, Furiosa, but we wanted something new, too. Not just a retread of all the places we'd been. Not just a spelling out of all the things we'd gleaned through the subtleties of the first film. Oh, she lost her arm THAT way?

You know what? I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.

The not knowing is better. The mystery is better. This felt like Miller didn't really have a story to tell. He told us all the things he hashed out in the writer's room prior to Fury road and left out of the script as backstory to inform performances and make things feel three-dimensional.

Origin stories are for superheroes, maybe. Could you imagine a film that explained how Bruce Willis's John McClane was in the military, and then became a New York cop, and some of the stuff he went through with Holly, all leading up to their separation and him getting on a plane out to LA to see her? Die Hard works because we don't really know any of that. We accept his skills and fearlessness. It's hinted at he's no ordinary cop. We don't need it spelled out.

Furiosa was good. There were some fun moments. But it didn't feel necessary the way Fury Road did. That vital film, one I can't imagine not existing. I can imagine this one not existing.

7/10.
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Spacey Unmasked (2024– )
6/10
Strange, undercooked "series" that does a disservice to the accusers
23 May 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I have no doubts about the veracity of these ten men sharing what they experienced with actor Kevin Spacey in terms of sexual harassment and/or misconduct. My disappointment comes from the craftsmanship of this "series." It's two episodes, about 50 minutes each. The first touches a little on Spacey's childhood - which is critical - and the second deals with his later work at London's "The Old Vic." The first group of accusers are American men, the latter are British. The second episode repeats some of the same moments from the first. A reporter by the window checking his phone, another reporter pacing in a conference room... Some of the lines from Spacey's accusers are repeated, too.

Perhaps most bewildering is the huge bombshell dropped by his brother in the middle of the second episode, there one minute and gone the next, never to be revisited.

This could have been an excellent feature documentary, with more insight into Spacey's childhood trauma. It could have avoided the repetition that cheapened the stories shared by his accusers. And it just sort of ends, having really arrived nowhere, revealing nothing more than these ten sad stories of sexual impropriety.

6/10.
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Sugar (2024– )
7/10
Watchably bland
7 May 2024
"Sugar" is one of those rare shows that, despite a bland story, remains watchable. That's probably because of Colin Farrell, and the fact that the eponymous John Sugar private eye he plays is a nice guy who helps homeless people and doesn't take advantage of intoxicated women.

It's not the quirky direction, which relies on constant time jumps and juxtaposed scenes to cover over the slowness of the story. It's not the spliced-in scenes from old black and white movies either. (See! It's a homage!) And it's not really the cast. Colin Farrell is good because Colin Farrell is always good. But Amy Ryan feels a little miscast, honestly, and the rest of the ensemble is just okay.

And it's not the "mysterious past" Sugar has (is he a Jason Bourne super soldier? Is he here from another planet? What's with the typewriter and the note-taking?) or the hint that he lost someone -- a daughter, maybe. A cloudy past and a core wound / great loss are all standard tropes for the genre.

No, it's none of these things that make Sugar watchable despite its bland story (a rich white girl is missing, possibly the victim of domestic abuse, yadda yadda).

It's just that it's kind of fun. Farrell wears cool clothes and drives a fancy car and fights like a bad ass. He acquires a rescue dog that he takes good care of. You believe in him -- whatever he is -- he makes it seem like a guy like this could really exist.

That's it. Four episodes in, that's all that's really going on. If there's nothing else to stream that night, the wife and I will watch Sugar, and be generally satisfied.

See you on down the road.
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Civil War (2024)
6/10
Boring and disingenuous
15 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
You don't make a movie called "Civil War" that ostensibly envisions what an American civil war in modern times would look like, then switch to a film about the challenges of combat photojournalism. Or simply a film about how such a civil war would be violent and terrible. We know.

What are the particulars of such a war? How and when did it kick off? How long has it been going on? What are the sides exactly hoping to get out of it? Writer-director Garland doesn't answer these questions. Or, if he does, it's so offhanded and quick you might miss it. More so, it's purposefully obfuscated. Texas and California are the "secessionists"? The two US states with the least in common? Why are the "western forces" western? Who's calling the shots?

Nick Offerman's president is confusing, too. This is no parody of Donald Trump, yet it's casually referenced at one point he's in his third term. But doesn't he control the US military? And aren't they the western forces? If so, then the ending makes little sense.

Regardless, the film just feels like a bait and switch. Jesse Plemons is billed in the trailer and has five minutes of screen time. Characters are introduced so they can be killed in the very next scene. No one's motivations are very clear, even the journalists, who are just "doing their job," and want to interview the president before the war is over, they say. None of it makes for very compelling viewing.

I wanted to like this more; I wanted to be an important film from a talented writer-director, but he punted.

6/10.
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9/10
One of the best of the '80s, or any era
11 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Good movies make you want to live in them. It's sad when they end. The characters feel like close friends. And nowhere is this truer than "Running on Empty," a tightly-woven drama directed by veteran director Sidney Lumet from a heart-wrenching script by Naomi Foner.

Sure, the "Manfield" family (an alias; their real surname is Pope) are on the run all the time, living out of suitcases, can't even remember their latest assumed name. Seventeen year-old Danny / Michael has attended more schools than he can count. They're constantly leaving behind friends, community, a life. Who would want that?

But their warmth and their conviction, their care for each other makes them likable. You want to be there with them, singing along in their kitchen to James Taylor's "Fire and Rain." You share in Danny's joys and feel his pain as he begins to break away from the family.

The story by Naomi Foner does what all good dramas do -- at its heart is a turning point, a moment a character makes a choice that changes everything. Danny decides to tell his girlfriend (a somehow feisty-yet-insouciant Martha Plimpton) what he's never told anyone -- that his family are fugitives on the run.

The story really is Danny's, but it's Annie's too, played by a perfectly cast Christine Lahti, who gets top billing. Lahti's combination of sweetness and toughness, her smarts and her good looks, imbue Annie Pope with all the right characteristics she'd need to handle this life. She loves her family and she loves her son, a talented piano player coming of age.

We realize the extent to which this is Annie's story during a scene towards the end when she meets with her father for the first time in 14 years, asking him to take care of Danny. It's an absolutely heart-rending scene, written and acted to perfection.

Running on Empty is a gem. Everything about it works. The love story between the teenaged Danny and Lorna (Plimpton) is convincing and touching. Danny's piano playing, his talent, is perhaps augmented by the tragedy of real-life Phoenix being such an immensely gifted performer himself, taken too soon.

Phoenix's tragedy makes the ending, too, perhaps even more lovely and poignant than it already is. "You're on your own kid," says his father, Artie. And everyone, tears in their eyes, says goodbye as the James Taylor song comes fading back in. Phoenix's Danny smiles -- his life can begin now. His own story. And he knows he will see his loved ones again.

That final shot though, seems almost clairvoyant in its rendition. There's the expected mixture of relief, sadness, and exhilaration, but something darker, too. A fear, perhaps, of the wider world and what's to come.

Or maybe that's just hindsight talking.

9.5/10.
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6/10
This one thing ruined it for me
24 March 2024
This started out strong. The opening scene at the college is quickly engrossing and hilarious. Monk (Jeffrey Wright) then has to leave and we meet his sister, who is charming and funny. Meanwhile, encountering the writer of an extremely popular (but in Monk's mind, dumb and stereotypical) book sets us up for what's to come. Family tragedy and financial need then push Monk to do something crazy.

And that's where it goes off the rails. Somewhere between meeting a pretty neighbor and having a second date with her, Monk writes a novel. Not a treatment for a novel, not an outline - an entire novel. Sure, one that's supposed to be dumb and stereotypical like the super popular book he resents, but no one writes an entire novel in a couple of days. Not one they then send to their agent who also, in a day or two, manages to sell.

It was hard to accept anything that came after this, which only got sillier and less plausible anyway. Even in a comedy, there has to be some verisimilitude. "American Fiction" may have something important to say, it may have funny moments, but it becomes farce starting with such an utterly unrealistic premise and getting further absurd from there.

Why not have him start the book when he first encounters the popular writer? Why not have him send his agent the first few chapters of a work in progress? The double message here about stupid stuff being the most popular and white people using black stereotypes to assuage their guilt could have really meant something with just a little more of a credible premise.

Great scene between Wright and Issa Rae though.

6/10.
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Alaskan Bush People (2014– )
6/10
Not "fake," but not great either
18 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
This show has received so much backlash for being "fake," that the producers decided to make an episode (S1E5) addressing the accusations.

The thing is, most viewers have no idea what goes into making a television show. You can't just follow people around with cameras. You need permits in many cases and appearance release forms from anyone you film. You might miss a critical moment - like two brothers shooting a caribou at dusk - so you reenact it, cut a scene together with what footage you have, etc. It happened, it just didn't unfold directly in front of the cameras in real time.

If the family goes into a bar to attempt to barter with the owner, you think the cameras were already in there all set up? Or if they go into a store and flirt (poorly) with the female cashier? Of course not. Those people are asked in advance, sign waivers, and maybe are even coached a little how to behave. It's been done this way since 1992's The Real World.

Where Alaskan Bush People succeeds is in its characters. I find these people fascinating. And whether or not there are sides to them we don't see (of course there are), what we do see is endearing.

The problem is all the repetition. At least for the first two seasons, the writers have introduced us to the family about a dozen times. "Bear runs through the woods, Matt is the oldest," etc. I realize the show aired on Discovery before I got to it here on HBO Max, and it's cut for commercials, but my God, how many times are we going to get the recap of their first cabin, then being run off their land, then their boat sinking, etc. The Christmas in the Bush episode (S2E1) was particularly excruciating and I fast forwarded through most of it. An hour of them cutting a tree down and decorating.

But it goes on for 12 more seasons! I'll skim along and find out what happens to this interesting family.

UPDATE: Having watched (or skimmed, really, due to the insane amounts of repetition) to halfway through season 8, my tune has changed a bit. The show *is* fake. But, a few caveats: Of course I don't think the family are actors (I even follow some on instagram). And I believe the basic story of a family of libertarian parents and their seven kids who, for a time, truly did seem to live off grid. Once the show started, though, their lives understandably changed. "Browntown" wasn't as remote as it was depicted on the island of Chichagof, and there's no way they're feeding those strapping kids with a couple of deer and that tiny, sad garden. Or even the chickens they had one year, or the cow. No, the show never comes right out and directly claims they are 100% self-sufficient, but its implied. And it's just not true.

When the family must move to California for Ami's treatments, okay -- no problem. It's a "reality" show, after all. And in real life, stuff happens. But after a season (7) almost entirely of repetition and flashbacks, the family then ostensibly heads to Colorado. Only, at the start of season, they're not in Colorado, but Washington State. Wait--what?? Unless I missed something, this was NEVER EVEN MENTIONED. Season 7 just ends with them in Colorado to start a new life, and somewhere into season 8, Bill Brown says "Washington," and then Birdie says "Washington." I looked it up. They're in Washington.

But -- and here's the more important thing -- they're not really living atop a mountain in Washington. They're not living in those four teepees, or even the mobile home. No way. They're in city clothes, well-fed, sitting around a fire while the cameras roll. A crew goes off with Matt and he makes some fireside coffee, or purifies water, and the producers spread this across a couple of episodes. That way it looks like daily life for the Browns. It's not. They arrive for a time, get wired up with the microphones, and the cameras roll while they cut down a couple of trees or build a small deck off the RV. Bam is dating a producer. Bear wears Michael Jackson leather jackets and pants. Rain is a California kid if I ever saw one.

But hey, I like them. I think they are genuinely good people. I think this show happened to them, and it's obviously changed their lives irrevocably. But they're no more "Alaskan Bush People" than I am. They're a reality TV family, a sort of anti-Kardashian family the cameras follow through changes and misadventures. Try as the producers might to bend the show towards some kind of survivalist family story, toward bushcraft or outdoorsmanship, it's really not. But that's okay.
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Barbie (I) (2023)
8/10
Creative, hilarious, subversive
17 December 2023
I'm a bit late to the party here (1500 reviews, wow!) so I'm not expecting this review to go very far. But, man, what an amazingly creative film. And hilarious. I haven't laughed this much at a movie in a long time. Not necessarily one I was running out to see in the theater, but as soon as it was on Max I queued it up. My daughters and wife have seen it, and I loved it. I mean maybe a couple of moments were the tiniest bit uncomfortable? But for any of the hate about this movie being preachy, etc, I can only say I applaud its subversiveness in its women-versus-men central conflict.

Great performances, amazing talent on display from set design to costuming and props. Music was great, Gosling's abs were on point, and Margot Robbie - what a perfect role for her. Do yourself a favor and see it, enjoy the ride, laugh at yourself a little, laugh at this wonderful world - laugh at Kate McKinnon. Omg, her and Allan - best characters in the movie.

8/10.
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9/10
Exquisite filmmaking. This is why we go to the movies.
16 December 2023
What makes a movie great? There's a simple answer and a not-so simple answer.

The simple answer: there is at least one character to root for and the story is clear and easy to follow.

Of course there are all sorts of exceptions to this, which is why it's the easy answer. The more complicated answer is that sometimes the story isn't so easy to follow - movies like "The Departed," "2001: A Space Odyssey," or even "Donnie Darko" are just a few examples of films with complex plots that are still great.

"Godzilla Minus One" is straightforward. A kamikaze pilot in 1945 fakes a malfunction to save his own life. He lands on Odo Island, and within minutes, he and the fighter pilot mechanics that occupy the island with him are confronted by Godzilla. It's a gruesome and terrifying opening. Terrifying because it's not gratuitous; there are no "hero" shots of the monster; it's usually filmed looking up, the way a person would see the beast as it stomps through the base, picking up men in its jaws and flinging them.

I won't spoil what happens there with Koichi, the kamikaze pilot, or where the story takes him from that point. The story is half the fun. The story is half of what makes this movie great.

I can talk about the other half, though, without spoilers, I think, and that's the monster. I can say what it isn't, and that is treated like some kind of good or bad character. Many modern renditions of Godzilla have taken to humanizing it by giving it an agenda, making it the boss of the mythological titans, etcetera. This monster is stripped down, back to basics. This is the embodiment of nuclear war; it is mindless, capricious, massively destructive. Of course, that's for us to interpret; there's no explanation of what Godzilla is in the movie. The monster is just a fact; like war, like nuclear holocaust, the Japanese people must learn how to deal with it.

There are two distinct ways the monster is shown. One is naturalistic: the camera tilts up from a boat careening through the water to reveal the jagged fins of the creature pursuing it. The fins are almost not in the shot. This almost candid, heat-of-the-moment depiction of the monster is contrasted by the much more elaborate presentation: Godzilla smashing through Tokyo. Here, the monster is focused up in the lens, full-body, stomping through the Ginza district as the classic Godzilla score booms and crashes along with the beast.

"Godzilla Minus One" goes back to basics in more than one way. It takes us back to a simple, driving story with characters we come to care about. It gives us a monster that it just that: pure monster. This is cinema at its best: a moving story entwined with jaw-dropping spectacle. Nothing feels forced or contrived, but organic, natural - which is quite amazing, given its as fantastical as it is.

Then again, the nuclear devastation that brought the story to life is nearly as fantastical, if only it hadn't happened.

9/10.
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7/10
Bonkers movie that wraps up too easily
13 December 2023
The pros: tip top cinematography, incredible music, gifted actors. Even the cgi was damn good.

The cons: a script that tries to make a movie out of a NYC hipster author's (I'm guessing) upmarket suspense novel. That means running a bit roughshod over character development and including at least two commenting-on-the-state-of-the-world monologues.

I won't spoil the ending, but suffice it to say the point of the book probably wasn't the big reveal about why all of this bonkers stuff is happening. The movie doesn't seem sure whether to make it about that either. What we get is a really fun ride at the start, a mystery buoyed by a riveting score, lots of juxtaposing scenes, clever camera angles - suspense! What T F is happening?!? It's enjoyable, and it builds, and then it plateaus, tries to recover, doesn't really, and then it ends.
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Sly (2023)
6/10
Another carefully curated "documentary" made by its subject
25 November 2023
Sylvester Stallone executive produces -- meaning approves or disapproves -- the documentary examining his own life and work.

That's red flag number one. Even in an age of ubiquitous "documentaries" (they used to barely exist in the margins of filmmaking), such a project should aspire to illuminate its subject, warts and all.

Here, Sly makes an attempt at a mea culpa, lamenting how he should have spent more time with his family, yet inclusion of that family's story scarcely exists. I had no idea his son, Sage Stallone, had died in 2012 at age 36. And the only reference to that here are life dates shown on screen after the brief segment about Sage appearing in the ill-received Rocky V.

And what about Stallone's other son, Seargeoh? Yes, that's right, Stallone had two sons, and Seargeoh apparently was diagnosed with autism at the age of three. Not that the documentary reveals that -- Seargeoh is never even mentioned; I found out only by searching online, and only after an image of the actor Milo Ventimiglia (who plays Rocky's grown-up son in 2006's "Rocky Balboa") inexplicably appeared beside the name "Seargeoh Stallone" when I Googled it. Try it. You'll see.

The real Seargeoh, apparently, has lived most of his life with his mother, Sasha Czack, now Stallone's ex.

Okay, maybe it's to protect the privacy of his children, and that's fine. But it's a conspicuous absence in a documentary ostensibly about a man's life. Which it is, to a large extent, especially about his childhood, and how his physically abusive (Sly implies this, though never directly says it) and "brow-beating" father may have pushed him to seek external validation from an audience, or crowd.

But the picture really focuses on the work, the ups and downs of Stallone's career, his regrets and his massive successes, and the way his two big franchises, especially the Rocky narrative, are really mirrors for his own life and career. Where this gets the most interesting, at least for this viewer, was when Stallone described these two world-famous characters as ends of a spectrum. Rambo is the broken hero with no home who dies alone. Rocky embraces humanity, and family, and is in turn embraced. Stallone admits he's both characters.

In "Sly," I appreciated this emphasis on the work. I make my own living as a suspense writer, have worked in film, and in my own much smaller and less famous way, have experienced a lot of the frustrations and joys. Every artist does, really. This telling of Sly's life seems like a letter to all artists, that they may aspire to such greatness at their own peril. That even with great success they may, like Sly, be left searching for inspiration, hoping to slow life down, hoping for another good fight.
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Backdraft (1991)
8/10
Actually a damn good film wrapped in 90s packaging
8 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Over 30 years ago, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer made "Backdraft," a serial killer story wrapped in an estranged brothers tale wrapped in a paean to Chicago firefighting. And it's a beautiful thing.

While only 1991, Backdraft is quintessential 90s. Sweeping shots of Chicago, Bruce Hornsby music blaring over masculine montages, shotgun-blast punch sounds, even a couple of brief -and meaningful - love scenes.

Even with what's now obvious 90s over-the-top schmaltz, Backdraft is a solid film, handily directed, well-acted, with a story that never slows or lags, but let's you in, makes you want to be there for every moment. When the big set pieces come with all the dazzling pyrotechnics, they're more a bonus than something you've just been waiting for, because you're invested in the characters and the story.

All the characters are three dimensional, even the minor ones. And while the plot mechanics are largely procedural - it's an investigation at the heart of this story, after all - the pieces come together in an almost Shakespearean way. Stephen (Kurt Russell) and Brian (William Baldwin) are brothers who lost their firefighting father at a young age. (They must've lost their mother, too, because Stephen ends up raising Brian.) It's twenty years later and the man their father saved before dying is (spoiler alert) serial killing men connected to a money-making scheme that was killing firemen. As the Lieutenant, Stephen has to deal with what Axe (Scott Glenn) has done -so in a perverse way, the sins of the father are visited upon the sons.

Sure, the arson investigator (Robert De Niro) is involved with the case way past his purview, and without a doubt Stephen's brazen choices in a fire would be condemned by any real fire safety expert, but it's a drama. A solid 90s flick from an original screenplay by Gregory Widen and directed by one of our most reliable, Ron Howard.

They don't make 'em like this anymore.
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Encounters (2023)
7/10
Basically a documentary about John Mack
7 October 2023
Here's the idea: what if "encounters" with aliens really wasn't about creatures with fantastic technology flying thousands of light years to earth to visit some school children in Africa?

What if, instead, aliens were more abstract than that? Or if the explanation for their presence was a bit kookier, a bit more muddled: they're beings from another dimension. They're sort of like angels. They're from a parallel universe. They're just something that exists we can't really fathom so we call them "aliens" and tell ourselves a story that they're from other planets.

I'm being a little cheeky, but it's actually kind of interesting. And this brief docuseries tugs that thread, and does so mainly by putting the late Harvard psychologist John Mack front and center.

Mack was almost rebuked from Harvard for his work with so-called abductees. He was sued for malpractice since he didn't treat abductees like mental patients in need of medicine. Instead, Mack takes their stories at face value. He even wrote a book about it, called Abductions. I have it.

The problem is the glaring oversight that people, while not necessarily suffering psychiatric problems, do experience occasional sleep paralysis, in which they can't move and might feel presences. Mack conspicuously never addresses this. Nor does he seem to understand how coincidental it seems when someone experiencing abuse simultaneously has an "encounter" where they're whisked away to a better place.

As far as any tech goes, any UAPs, it's probably our stuff, or it's from another country. But probably ours. We spend hundreds of billions every year.

Still, I keep an open mind. So many people have had experiences. They can't all be trauma induced, or sleep paralysis, right? 60 kids seeing something? Whole towns experiencing strange events? I do think there are "more things in heaven and earth," as the Bard tells us. And, as I said, this docuseries pulls at the thread. But that's about it.
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The Walking Dead: Days Gone Bye (2010)
Season 1, Episode 1
6/10
Much dumber on a second viewing
7 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I watched this when it came out and remember liking it, particularly Frank Darabont's crisp dialog. On a second viewing, 13 years later, woah. There are some problems.

So, Rick Grimes gets shot in the side. It's bad, but not crazy bad. He's in the hospital and he passes out, apparently, because when he wakes up the world has been entirely transformed. And not just in the span of a few hours. The changes had to take days, maybe weeks.

At least a week.

The world is wrecked. Rick slept through tanks and helicopters and absolute mayhem. The slaughter of hundreds of zombies. Bedlam in the hospital. Rick was unconscious so long that people gave names to the zombies - "walkers" - and know how they operate, how to deal with them.

A week. Easily. Yet all that time in a hospital bed and Rick didn't poop himself or pee himself or wake up FOR ANYTHING. He's got a full beard though.

While Rick slept, a man and his son lost the wife / mother. She turned to a zombie while they were in someone else's house squatting. They had left their home, gone to another home, the wife died, turned into a zombie and they turned her loose outside. While Rick was cutting Zs in the hospital.

Rick was out of it for so long, apparently, his wife assumed he was dead and slept with another guy. Hooked to an IV, just snoring away while the military bombed buildings and people screamed and zombies died en masse, Ricks wife was like okay, it's time to move on, how about I let Ricks best friend have a poke.

Other than that, well, it wasn't so bad, just not as exciting I'd remembered. I've seen the opening of The Last of Us now, so I'm spoiled.

This episode honestly felt slow, with Rick making some really dumb moves, like turning his back on a car full of murderous criminals, or shooting a guy in the head in close quarters, blowing his ear drum. Certain scenes were even laugh out loud funny - Rick running around in his hospital gown with that fake beard on, trying to react appropriately to hell on earth.

Granted, it all must've worked on me the first time, because I watched for several seasons.

I won't be doing that again.
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Reptile (2023)
7/10
Solid police drama that could have been braver in the end
6 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Benicio Del Toro co-writes this gritty, granular police procedural about a murdered real estate agent. Who killed her? Her fiancé, Justin Timberlake, her soon-to-be ex-husband, or a sketchy weirdo played convincingly by Michael Pitt?

But then, heavy spoiler alert, the final act: when Del Toro comes home one night from the job, he finds signs of a break in. The pool is leaking. You think, Oh no, the killer got to his wife!

But she's not dead - she's shot at Pitt and put a hole in the pool. Pitt is there, it turns out, to give Del Toro a clue. One of those handy thumb drives with all sorts of damning digital evidence.

The real estate thing involves the cops, and drugs, and something about money laundering. Del Toro confronts the cops, at one of their homes, at nine in the morning, and a shootout ensues. End of story.

He doesn't even go after Timberlake, who instead we see golfing in a penultimate scene, then the FBI ride up in a golf cart and nab him.

Roll credits.

I mean, Jesus.

What started out as a creepy, interesting story with lots of tension devolved into a by-the-numbers "corrupt cops" trope. Granted, a lot of this was done well. The pacing feels brisk, the editing crisp. Del Toro is great, his wife played by Alicia Silverstone is great, and it was refreshing to have their marriage be healthy and functional.

The music is on point, too. The direction and camera work consists of the usual intensive continuity with way too many close ups, but that's nearly every film today.

Se7en this is not. This is Netflix doing a pretty good job of creating a serviceable cop drama with some flashes of originality that ultimately isn't brave or bold enough to not fall victim to the most pat formula resolution.

I mean, who or what was "reptile" anyway? Who even actually killed the woman at the beginning? What was the significance of her wounds - being stabbed so hard the knife penetrated bone?? What were the potential bite marks on her hand all about?? It's like the writers thought to present a great mystery but only figured out how to solve some of it.

Close, Del Toro, but no cigar.
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Depp V Heard (2023)
8/10
Excellent short docu-series, reminds me of The Truman Show
24 August 2023
As one of the few people, apparently, who didn't watch the Depp v Heard trial live, this was riveting.

I was peripherally aware of the trial as it happened, and its he-said-she-said sensationalism, but never made up my mind. I still haven't. In that way, I consider this series to have been evenhanded.

I'm not religious, but Proverbs 18:17 (NCV) goes: "The first to plead his case seems right, Until another comes and examines him."

Going back even further than the Bible, to the Upanishads: "There is no truth, there is only story."

Such is the point filmmaker Emma Cooper seems to arrive at by the end -- we're helpless to decide based on belief, never more so now in a world riven by social media and endless infotainment.

Regardless of the content, regardless of what happened between Depp and Heard, this is a well-done series. Three episodes seems just the right length; it is not too drawn out. I thought it was very effective how Cooper edits the plaintiff and defendant back to back answering questions, and how she populates the series with commentators on social media, v-loggers and podcasters and influencers, as well as (actors portraying) everyday people watching the events unfold on their screens in real time. The world was watching. (Just not me.)

At times I was reminded of The Truman Show, and how prescient that film really was, now that we each find ourselves more or less at the centers of our own reality shows. For Depp and Heard, of course, the stage is much bigger. The filmmaking captured that, and I felt the heft of this story for this time and place in human history.

In some ways, there are much bigger more important things to worry about besides the dirty laundry of a couple of Hollywood celebrities.

In other ways, though, how we exist in this hyper-connected world -- and how we communicate the stories of our truth -- that might matter more than anything.

8.5/10.
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Oppenheimer (I) (2023)
6/10
Breaks all filmmaklng rules, but not in a good way
23 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, Nolan fans, get your fingers poised to downvote what I'm about to say. That's the only way I can understand the high rating for this film - thousands of devoted Nolan fans inflating the score. Because if you're honest, there's no way this mottled mess of a movie is an 8.9. Not in any sane universe.

I've seen all of Nolan's films. Memento was a brilliant calling card for a young director and The Dark Knight elevated superhero movies to something amazing, gritty and crackling with verisimilitude. But Inception was a long slog of exposition, and Interstellar, while offering some good moments, also imploded under the weight of the writer-director's ego.

Nolan likes to tackle big ideas. Dreams and outer space. Here, he delves into quantum physics, but it's relegated to a line, really, that Oppenheimer offers Kitty before marrying her. He explains quantum physics as mostly space in which particles have an "attraction" to one another... and then they hold hands.

For the first two hours of Oppenheimer, I was lost in a blizzard of short, disparate scenes, constant musical score, actors chewing through endless dialog. You are never allowed to rest, never really sure where or when you are. Nolan offers only two cryptic title cards at the very beginning: 1. Fission and 2. Fusion. (Or maybe it was the other way around.) He separates the time period of public hearing, with Robert Downey Jr. As the main character, by desaturating to black and white. But other than the make-up used to age or de-age Cillian Murphy's Oppenheimer, you never really know quite where you are, or where it fits in sequentially or contextually into the story.

There is the public hearing, and there is a closed hearing with a wolf pack of hungry prosecutors, and then there is some semblance of Oppenheimer's backstory - his love life, his gradual involvement in government, leading to a general (Matt Damon) for some reason hiring him to be the head of Los Alamos. All of this is mashed together, scenes never really more than a few seconds long before cutting to somewhere else, something else, often interpolated with macro shots of things fizzing and roiling and exploding. I assume that's supposed to be some sort of visual metaphor for the work Oppenheimer is doing, his theorizing and contemplating, but that's it, for any demonstration of the actually "work" Oppenheimer does, save one scene near the beginning where he inadvertently shatters a beaker in class and we hear he's terrible in a lab.

Yet, without exaggeration, by an hour into the movie, we've been told at least ten times that Oppenheimer is brilliant, or a "genius." We're just never shown why. And this is Nolan's chief sin - he is a teller, not a shower. A writer, not really a director.

Take "A Beautiful Mind" for comparison. In that movie, director Ron Howard regularly visualizes the work of John Nash. He shows him, for instance, watching pigeons gather crumbs, and in his mind's eye he maps their pattern. Or on a window overlaying the view outside of some young men playing sports, he uses a piece of white pastel to draw a diagram of them. Film is a visual medium.

Consider "Schindler's List" (or any Spielberg movie, really), and observe the blocking of the actors, the placement of the camera, all in service of telling the story visually. An actor may dominate the frame, or maybe have his back turned. Characters may move and create an entirely new frame (blocking). Their relationship to each other and to the camera help tell the story.

In Nolan's filmmaking, where the camera goes is really arbitrary. And where he cuts the shot has to do with his writing, not the actors reaction or the blocking of the scene, so that the editing feels off, clunky, the shot moving off of an actor at the start of a reaction, or coming back with an actor already in motion. This is because Nolan is cutting for the script, relying on dialog to tell the entire story. Even plays have blocking.

True, he decides to tell the story of the "Father of the A-Bomb" chiefly through these two hearings, the public one and the closed one, so there's going to be lots of talking. But then he doubles down on the talking - on the telling - even further. In one scene, Casey Affleck sits beside Oppenheimer in some room somewhere (I don't even know who Affleck was playing, really, it was very short) and while he's talking to Oppenheimer, Nolan cuts back and forth to another scene with Matt Damon on a train with Oppenheimer, and Damon is telling us about Affleck and who he is and what he wants.

Character should be revealed through action. Not some other character explaining everything off to the side.

There are a great many cameos in Nolan's film - it is "star studded." But rather than the appearance of a name actor helping to clarify the character portrayed, they distract. At one point, a woman near me in the theater said "Oh, look who that is," when Remi Malek appeared. We're focused on the actor and their previous roles, not the character.

Everything in this movie, especially the first ninety minutes, bounced me off, like a stone skipping over water. The scenes are too short, the music never stops, there are too many characters, we're always changing time and place, I'm not really sure what's happening, famous faces keep popping up. And I don't understand why everything is so frantic.

Once we get to about the halfway mark, and the Trinity project gets that infamous test, the movie sinks in a little. That's because Nolan finally slows things down, lets us exist somewhere in the film for a moment, lets us be immersed.

After that, for the most part, he's back a it, whisking us from one quick scene to the next at a pace that tries so hard to be breathless and exciting and just ends up distracting and frustrating. Still, I felt more in tune for the second half of the film, because I could now sense the dilemma, the emotional conflict in Oppenheimer after Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In one of the best scenes in the film, Oppenheimer is giving a speech to toast the success of the American empire, but the room turns white, and rumbles, and woman's skin flays.

And finally, another scene with Emily Blunt, as Kitty Oppenheimer, giving one of those wolf pack prosecutors a piece of her mind in the closed hearing, really steals the show. Blunt was truly an enjoyable part of this movie, though she had little screen time.

There's not much else to say. I feel like I just listened to some hyperactive child try to tell me a story that I thought I already knew, but became unnecessarily convoluted in the telling. I didn't really learn anything new, not about the physics of the A-Bomb, nor did I really get a sense of the McCarthyism of the era; they were just after Oppenheimer for no real reason I could grasp, until very close to the end, apparently it was all because he had some reservations about using the H-Bomb.

Nolan tries a twist, too, holding back on a brief conversation between Oppenheimer and Einstein by a pond. Because several of Nolan's films have had a big twist, this one felt kind of paltry as twists go, but drove home the underlying grief and sadness of the whole A-Bomb project, and what it meant for the world.

6.5/10.
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Arnold (2023)
6/10
A "selfie" documentary
1 July 2023
I grew up loving Arnold. Watched Predator two dozen times. When T2 hit theaters, I was 16. Nobody was bigger or cooler or more fun to imitate.

I've enjoyed him, too in his older years, even as his movies got a little creaky, for his seemingly earnest politics. He's a fascinating guy, but this doc fell short for me.

A documentary should reveal its subject. Not just give you the highlights, but truly peek behind the curtain. Having a star produce his own film is a conflict of interest in that regard. We don't get anything really insightful here, just a three part puff piece that glosses over anything salty or potentially interesting. Really? Your father went to war for the Nazi party? Let's talk about that. Let's talk about the women in your youth, let's really talk about the Kennedy family and what it's like to marry into American royalty.

I enjoyed the look back, of course, but was left unsatisfied and, frankly, a little bored. This is Arnold on Arnold, the king of brand management doing a documentary about himself. It's apropos of our time and selfie culture, our curated Instagram public selves, fear of Me Too and cancel culture. Arnold may be one of the last true mega celebrities of our time; there was just something underwhelming that his life is boiled down to a Netflix three-parter he carefully curated himself.

6/10.
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Platonic (2023– )
8/10
Delightful
11 June 2023
What a great little show. After four episodes, I think it's safe to say this one's a winner. I'm not a huge Seth Rogen fan in particular, and I just know Rose Byrne from a few movies. But as the two friends at the center of this contemporary comedy, they have chemistry. Each episode is written by a different writer, but they all have the same sense of humor, it seems. Nothing feels too contrived, either. Nor does the fact of the main characters friendship overwhelm the stories. It's not until episode four that we deal with Byrne's husband feeling a little jealous, a little left out. And it's resolved, ultimately (spoiler alert?), with communication, love, and understanding. Imagine that.
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The Mother (2023)
7/10
Much better than current rating
3 June 2023
Wow. 5.6?? I can't comprehend the hate. This was a decent flick. Jennifer Lopez shows us that the action genre does not only belong to male aspirational heroes, nor do female heroes have to be one-dimensional robots. In "The Mother" we have the battled-hardened ex-military hero with a past... who also has fierce maternal instincts. It's a great combo that works here well.

A few set pieces, too, really elevate the material. In particular, a scene where Lopez attempts to stop an abduction of her daughter from a park. Truly harrowing. Sure, some of the stuff is over the top, and for all her skills, Lopez seems to wind up in the ultimate bad guy's clutches too easily (not once, but three times).

Still, this film delivers a lot of action, decent acting, and an ending that works - even though I thought it might go another way.

In a movie world inundated with superheroes and live action remakes, this was a nice old-fashioned action flick that does a bang up job of it.
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6/10
Predictable. Forgettable.
30 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
If you've seen the preview for The Covenant, you already know everything that's going to happen.

Even if you *didn't* see the preview, you could predict the path of this story without much brain power; that's because writer-director Guy Ritchie never gives you much to think about. He tells you what's about to happen, and then -- it happens. This technique is crystallized in the moment John Kinley's wife (Emily Beecham) says, effectively: "You're going to go back there and save Ahmed and bring him to the United States."

And that's exactly what happens.

Most of the film feels more like a preview itself than an actual movie. A simulation of what a movie *would* be like. But it never really lets you in.

Actor Dar Salim is terrific as Ahmed, the Interpreter, though he's not given much to work with. We're told he doesn't play well with others, but that never really bears out, or seems relevant. We're told the Taliban killed his son, and so he's against them, but so is everybody else.

He "knows things" (in fact he's pretty much always making John Kinley look foolish in the first half of the film), and we later learn he used to work in the drug trade. That would be more interesting if his knowledge was ever crucial, or a source of conflict or tension. Instead, he just makes Kinley look kind of dumb because he doesn't trust someone Kinley does, or he knows opium smokers won't have weapons.

And Kinley...dear God. I don't know if Jake Gyllenhaal has turned in one of his flattest performances to date, or a real life Kinley is really this two-dimensional. When he's not killing people like an absolute machine, or being dragged through Afghani mountain country while he lolls helplessly, he's staring blankly or screaming about being put on hold. There's really only one moment he has to show some humanity, and it's an exposition dump to his wife in the middle of night where he spells out for the audience why he has to go back for Ahmed.

At one point, he's feeling pretty useless at his job and his wife tells him to just sit there and look good. Later, Ahmed's brother (I think) is telling him about his beautiful blue eyes. I laughed out loud at that one.

Is the otherwise lackluster performance Gyllenhaal's fault? Maybe to an extent. But I think Ritchie, who brought us the over the top indie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is just too in love with himself as a director to tell a truly compelling story. First, he puts his name in front of the title. Then he telegraphs what he's going to show you. And then he shows you.

6/10.
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7/10
The romantic fantasy of the real thing
29 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Leaving Las Vegas is bleak, yet it nevertheless paints a far rosier picture than the reality. A suicidal alcoholic and an abused prostitute; only Hollywood could turn this into something escapist for a mass audience. The real thing, of course, would truly turn your stomach.

That's not just my opinion, that's according to the sister of John O'Brien, the real life Ben Sanderson (Cage) and author of the book on which the movie is based. O'Brien famously died by suicide just as the movie was being made (some accounts say he'd just found out it was going to be made, others that it was two weeks into production). He was a terrible alcoholic, but his death was not from drinking -- he ended his life with a gunshot.

To truly drink yourself to death would not take a neat four weeks, with a little coughing and shaking a the end, a wholesome loving prostitute on top of you. No, for as "gritty" and bleak and sorrowful as this film is, Leaving Las Vegas is still a Disneyland theme park ride compared to the real thing.
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6/10
Exactly what you think it will be
28 March 2023
I gave this a shot despite my hunch it would be a generic, by-the-numbers Amazon cash grab. Which it was. Two episodes in, and the show doesn't even try to be anything other than completely formulaic and unoriginal. There are no twists or turns, just a daisy chain of predictable plot points. It's every rock and roll movie and biopic regurgitated. Step one: The band forms, called The Dunne Brothers. (Every time someone says it, it sounds like "The Dumb Brothers.") Step two: they go to Los Angeles, full of naive hopes and dreams. Step three: they get their shot to impress the big record producer - and they do! Step four: the lead singer almost immediately succumbs to alcoholism. Step five: they go on tour and the lead singer *gasp!* cheats on his wife with groupies. Wait - what? A show about a band with a handsome lead singer who has addiction issues and is promiscuous?? You don't say!

The Daisy Jones side is no better. She is utterly berated by her mean mom - "No one wants to hear your voice!" She leaves home and goes off on her own. She's head strong. She writes great songs! She's so into it that she can't even pay attention during a lackluster sexual encounter.

Oh boy, I sense a big crossing of paths coming between Daisy and The Six! (Formerly The Dumb Brothers). Good grief. This is like watching a football game when you already know who wins.

(Almost) two episodes is enough for me.
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
9/10
They don't make 'em like this anymore
23 March 2023
I've seen Jerry Maguire now at least five times. As Jerry says near the end "we live in a cynical world." Director Cameron Crowe has created something that's a believable, hilarious, heartwarming antidote to that cynicism.

Tom Cruise gets a lot of accolades for his portrayal of Jerry. Aside from his toothy smile happening just a few too many times, I agree. Cruise is great, and one of the few true movie stars alive today. His character Jerry places loyalty above most any other human virtue. He's responsible, for the most part, if a little grabby when he's drunk. But he means well.

It's Renee Z's character, Dorothy, who really works here. As a single mother who, while certainly smart and beautiful, has her romance options somewhat limited by having a small child, Ray, she straddles the line between being a young flesh and blood woman and a young mother.

Cameron Crowe's films have a certain magic. They're down to earth while fantastic, grounded in the granular realities of things like sports, or music, but elevated by their human drama. Really, transcended by it.

When Dorothy and Jerry go on their first date, and she's running down the walkway to meet him out in the street, and Bruce Springteens song comes up in the background, it's perfection. This is not just some movie trailer moment. This is the moment many of us have experienced - if we're lucky enough - when all of love and life's potential is right in front of you, is unfolding in the here and now.

The supporting cast, Cuba Gooding Jr, of course, but Bonnie Hunt, who is just pitch perfect as the concerned older sister, are phenomenal. This is a movie about people, characters, and their stories. Jerry has to satisfy something, he needs a win, in order to see what he has in his life. That the win doesn't matter without someone to share it with. It's the oldest story we have, and the truest.

Movies like this used to be made more often. But the cynical world and international box office has changed things - "small" movies like this don't get made as much. So it's a rare and special thing, this movie, and it gets better every time I see it.
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Outlast (2023– )
7/10
Unpredictable, entertaining, but not really a survival show
19 March 2023
Yes, people can be terrible, as noted by many many reviewers here. But I sure didn't expect the many twists this show took. As a fan of Alone, which is a great show, this was a bit of a let down in the "survival competition" genre. Part of Alone's authenticity is that the contestants video themselves. Outlast had more in common with Naked and Afraid - camera crews seemed omnipresent and drama abounded. But that's the idea, the drama. See what happens when people have to work together. And, I believe, this is what can happen. No, it wasn't all "staged," though some moments might've been recreated for camera. The interference of production was part of the show - resource drops and contests to help move things along.

Outlast is not a purists survival show by a long shot. It's more of a game show set in a wilderness without outside support. The title "Outlast" doesn't even really define it - but I won't spoil the end.

This was unpredictable and mostly entertaining. It moved a long at a good pace and only got bogged down in a couple of places. There were moments of real emotion and real tension.

As for the behavior of certain contestants... it's really nothing new. People have been screwing each other over since the cave days.

Kudos to those contestants who played the game with integrity.

7/10.
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