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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Most shocking tale?! Right... are we all children again?
This movie lacked any sense of creativity or unique perspectives from any other poor horror film. To be very blunt, the only people who would enjoy this film are probably fans of Rob Zombie. Outsiders should at LEAST wait to rent until it's no longer a new release. Seriously folks- it's a story about a white trash family roughing up some tourists- that's it. No plot, no shock, no thrills. Highly unrecommended.
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
You guys aren't being fair; it's not an adult thriller...
Come'on guys! This movie isn't supposed to be the next adult action thriller- it may as well have been made by Disney. Note the PG-13 rating: this is really targeted for either a family, or kids from 8-14. I can't believe so many people gave it a 1. It's really not a bad flick, I suggest RENTING it to watch for the family or little ones.
Black Spring Break: The Movie (1998)
the corniest wanna-be film ever
This is the worst movie ever. I paid 50 cents to rent it for 7 nights and I feel ripped off. What a waste of my life. There's no real, or decent plot. Nobody can act worth poop and the "hot girls" are nasty. Rap fans and gangsta wanna-be's might enjoy this though...
Halloween (1978)
Set the standard for all Slasher/Horrors to come
Halloween is the best horror movie ever created. Even with a low-budget, it has probably made the biggest slash in the world of slashers. It's totally original and actually scary(for once). The whole series is awesome. The idea of a mental hospital patient escaping on Halloween just shows the great plot(copied by many) it has. Watch it, buy it, NOW. 10+
The Last Slumber Party (1988)
Unless you go for homemade horror flicks, forget about it...
This movie, besides terrible effects has the worst acting I've ever seen. This girl discovers her friend is dead, and she just walks away as if nothing happened. Then, when the killer is after her, she stands and waits for him to try to stab her. Lame, I only liked it cuz it was funny. Serious people, avoid this movie.