I didn't see this when it was on television for the first time, on the Space Channel (Canada's Sci-Fi channel, which snatches up most Sci-Fi Channel productions a few months after they've been aired in the States), because I hadn't read the book yet. The first time that Space re-ran it, I caught the first hour of it, because there was nothing better on, but turned it off before it progressed too far.
I remembered it as being good.
Then I read the book over a year later, and it became the best book I had ever read. Feeling proud with myself for completing it, I decided to watch this mini-series right away, as a friend of mine had the entire thing on DVD.
Well, after only ten minutes, I began to realize that the style of said mini-series was not as I had remembered it. The sets and dialogue weren't as good. So I assumed that my memory had glossed over a few details, and continued. As well, most of the characters were portrayed in a way that I thought was all wrong, but I thought "Well, that's my personal opinion. That must be the way the director saw Hawat/Rabban/Shaddam IV/de Vries/Jessica, so I'll accept it, because there might be some value to it."
It still seemed okay, and after all, the television advertisements had been very exciting, and had filled me with great hope for a powerful, rendition. Surely, once the story got away from Caladan, which wasn't its focus, and onto Arrakis, which was, the special effects would improve enormously. The only bad looking special effect in the advertisements had been the worms themselves, but I thought "Well, it's a mini-series, what can we expect? I'll let them off the hook for that."
Of course, that isn't what happened at all. The special effects actually got worse on Arrakis. Actually got worse. The characters ran across a soundstage, in front of a poorly painted screen of dunes. The CGI effects during "wormsign" were laughable. The ornithopters weren't even decently airbrushed, they were flying toys. The storm was a blur effect that I could do on my computer at home using Truespace.
The one decent actor in the cast, William Hurt, gave nothing but flat, wooden dialogue, while giving either a blank zombie-stare or a long and inappropriate pensive look, and then popped up in an inordinate number of dream sequences after his death, just to justify his being cast in the film. Paul Atreides was presented as twenty-five, yet treated like an irresponsible, petulant adolescent, when he should have been a fifteen-year old treated like a man. Thufir Hawat was a useless old idiot. De Vries was a joke. The Baron wasn't frightening at all. The Emperor was even less frightening; the familiarity with which he was regarded by his subjects was unimaginable, and his dress wasn't nearly opulent enough. The director seemed to recycle the computer images of Centauri prime from "Babylon 5" for the imperial capital, and even went so far as to give the court the same stupid accents (applied inconsistently!). That, and the transformation of the mystical Fremen into oppressed and directionless peasants who might have been out of "Hercules: the Legendary Journeys" shows a criminal, almost racist lack of creativity and direction on the part of the director.
Fitting this exotic story into such stupid European modes, dumbing down the dialogue, and the tripe about Paul's hesitancy to kill, Irulan's previous relationship with Paul, and Leto's Harlequin Romance-style relationship with his concubine were all part of that same lack of direction, and meant to make this story comprehensible for the masses by fitting it into the same moulds as the stories they are used to. The masses, however, will never be able to appreciate "Dune." They are too stupid. The director of this film did not put forward interpretations of the characters differing from my own because he had his own vision; he did so because he had no vision. This abomination proves that. I have not seen David Lynch's "Dune," but I want to now, because anything is better than this garbage.
I remembered it as being good.
Then I read the book over a year later, and it became the best book I had ever read. Feeling proud with myself for completing it, I decided to watch this mini-series right away, as a friend of mine had the entire thing on DVD.
Well, after only ten minutes, I began to realize that the style of said mini-series was not as I had remembered it. The sets and dialogue weren't as good. So I assumed that my memory had glossed over a few details, and continued. As well, most of the characters were portrayed in a way that I thought was all wrong, but I thought "Well, that's my personal opinion. That must be the way the director saw Hawat/Rabban/Shaddam IV/de Vries/Jessica, so I'll accept it, because there might be some value to it."
It still seemed okay, and after all, the television advertisements had been very exciting, and had filled me with great hope for a powerful, rendition. Surely, once the story got away from Caladan, which wasn't its focus, and onto Arrakis, which was, the special effects would improve enormously. The only bad looking special effect in the advertisements had been the worms themselves, but I thought "Well, it's a mini-series, what can we expect? I'll let them off the hook for that."
Of course, that isn't what happened at all. The special effects actually got worse on Arrakis. Actually got worse. The characters ran across a soundstage, in front of a poorly painted screen of dunes. The CGI effects during "wormsign" were laughable. The ornithopters weren't even decently airbrushed, they were flying toys. The storm was a blur effect that I could do on my computer at home using Truespace.
The one decent actor in the cast, William Hurt, gave nothing but flat, wooden dialogue, while giving either a blank zombie-stare or a long and inappropriate pensive look, and then popped up in an inordinate number of dream sequences after his death, just to justify his being cast in the film. Paul Atreides was presented as twenty-five, yet treated like an irresponsible, petulant adolescent, when he should have been a fifteen-year old treated like a man. Thufir Hawat was a useless old idiot. De Vries was a joke. The Baron wasn't frightening at all. The Emperor was even less frightening; the familiarity with which he was regarded by his subjects was unimaginable, and his dress wasn't nearly opulent enough. The director seemed to recycle the computer images of Centauri prime from "Babylon 5" for the imperial capital, and even went so far as to give the court the same stupid accents (applied inconsistently!). That, and the transformation of the mystical Fremen into oppressed and directionless peasants who might have been out of "Hercules: the Legendary Journeys" shows a criminal, almost racist lack of creativity and direction on the part of the director.
Fitting this exotic story into such stupid European modes, dumbing down the dialogue, and the tripe about Paul's hesitancy to kill, Irulan's previous relationship with Paul, and Leto's Harlequin Romance-style relationship with his concubine were all part of that same lack of direction, and meant to make this story comprehensible for the masses by fitting it into the same moulds as the stories they are used to. The masses, however, will never be able to appreciate "Dune." They are too stupid. The director of this film did not put forward interpretations of the characters differing from my own because he had his own vision; he did so because he had no vision. This abomination proves that. I have not seen David Lynch's "Dune," but I want to now, because anything is better than this garbage.
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