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Killer Bees (2002)
Attack of the flying killer beauty marks
Bad story, bad acting, terrible computer generated "Killer Bees" that don't even fly like bees would (more like the killer beauty marks from another dimension).
The thing that gets me overall: this film makes no sense!!! Now even though the terrible, and I mean TERRIBLE computer graphics bothered me, the plot of this movie is even worse.
It seems the whole town is held hostage by a mayor who just won't call anyone in on this because it might mess up the chances of the giant superstore people opening up a store in their town, and interfere with the upcoming "festival" (can we say "The Swarm"?). The sheriff (C. Thomas Howell) doesn't seem to have the sense to go over the mayor's head and call in the proper authorities. He just keeps running around telling everyone "the bees are here" like a nut and making posters to hang all over town. On a personal note, I truly hope the law enforcement in my town is a little smarter than this.
We are further forced to endure the silly sub-plot of the sheriff's failing marriage for some reason, a detail which just makes this horror of a film (not horror film) even longer.
So the festival goes on, the people are stung, bla bla bla. I was rooting for the bees.
Also I think people from Washington state should be insulted. This film portrays them as kinda dopey. Ah, Mr. Howell maybe it's time for a change in careers, but please not law enforcement thank you.
If this had been a student film, I would have given it a D-. Rating 1/10.
Head of the Family (1996)
Scary Christmas?
This movie is awful, just awful. Someone bought it for me as a Christmas present because they knew I liked a good horror flick. I don't think they understood the "Good" part. All I can say is next year this person is getting slipper socks from me. Avoid this movie-- it makes you bitter. Peace.
Legally Blonde (2001)
Love It Love It Love It
This film is great. It's one of the ones you can get a great laugh out of if you are willing to open your mind to a little good old fashioned fun. Where "Clueless" did nothing for me( I just thought that one was kinda dumb ), "Legally Blonde" did it all. Also the film is visually stunning because of Sophie Carbonell's feisty use of colors for "Elle's" Wardrobe.
It's obvious that the film makers intended never to let the film take itself seriously, which in this case actually works in it's favor. I can't wait for this crew to do another comedy together. It will be great.
So many films tend to over do it these days. I honestly had never seen a lot of Reese Witherspoon's other work, but I will be sure to watch for it in the future. This is just an adorable film.
This film is right up there with "Romy & Michele's High School Reunion", "Bring It On" & "Dick"!!! I give it a 10!
Invisible Child (1999)
I'm sorry, but....
This movie is ridiculous. The adult characters are unrealistic and selfish. Someone in need of this much mental help would have to had given themselves away at some point. Where are the other relatives? Where are the neighbors? It took five years for someone to step in? I don't think so. Any husband who would let his wife remain untreated for this serious of a mental disability is selfish and should be locked up himself. This film was a complete waste of my time as well as the filmmaker's. Shame on Lifetime for making such garbage. My rating? A big fat 0.