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Hua zhong xian (1987)
Just when I thought Biao could not be more endearing
***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** Just when I thought Biao could not be more endearing, "Picture of a Nymph" arrives in the mail. Biao's character, Shih Erh, doesn't speak for quite a while, and I wondered if Erh was unable to. It didn't really matter, though, because Biao's facial expressions and body language told me everything that I needed to know, even without the plot device of having his thoughts spoken and subtitled.
After winning an acrobatic battle with an old, hairy ghost (Biao's frequent nemesis, Yuen Wah), whose hirsute attacks makes Sammo's in "Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain" seem like child's play, Erh is followed home by the scholar whose house burned in the course of the fight. Upon the return to his hometown, Erh walks through town with a sweet smile on his face, but his townspeople, nevertheless, scatter in his wake. He makes a stop at a toy stand, and it is obvious his reason for doing so: he is in love with the beautiful young woman who tends the stand. Quoting one reviewer, `he plays it in charming Biao fashion - quite shy and playful.'
The affection seems to be delightfully two-sided, and we follow Erh to another trip to the toy stand. It is abandoned, with only a piece of red thread attached to one of the poles. Erh races to another street, and sees a bridal procession. He is devastated to see his love, in tears in the bridal sedan, and rushes home to burn all of the toys that he had bought from her.
Shih Erh doesn't speak until his sifu, played by the ever-delightful Wu Ma (who also directed the film), a Taoist swordsman, returns from a long journey, and permits him to speak again. A torrent of words explodes from Erh, accompanied by his descriptive gesticulations. Wu Men-Chu smiles gently at his student's stories, obvious in his affection for this `picked up' son, a baby that had floated down a river to his bathing site, where he had been amusingly singing the glories of bathing.
The story continues with Erh battling the King Ghost to protect the scholar and his `Nymph', a roaming ghost who has hidden in the picture that the scholar drew of her. Another demon fight turns out to be with his dead beloved, another bride killed by the King Ghost on her way to her wedding. She recognizes the toy that falls out of Erh's pocket, and asks him if he has kept it with him all the time. He answers yes, and she begs him to kill her to free her from the pain of being a demon. He sorrowfully plunges his knife into her chest, freeing her to be reincarnated. Tears well in his eyes.
His sifu, who had come to join the fight, berates Erh for his emotions. At their home they quarrel over love, with Erh spilling out the hurt that he has endured from the town because they shunned him for being the son of the priest, a man who hates mankind and ghosts. He asks the sifu what good is it to live for centuries if you only have the feelings of a tree. Erh then tells Wu that he is going to save the scholar and his ghost lover because he knows what it is to love someone. Sifu, of course, tries to stop him because he tells Erh that it can only mean death to do so. They engage in a armed encounter when Wu tells Erh that he would rather he died as a child, than to die at the hands of the King Ghost. The fight stops abruptly with a face off, and Erh rushes out the door.
Wu wanders into the forest and carves ideograms into the ground, while singing a rousing song, the lyrics asking, `What is love?' I wish I knew the meaning of Wu's writings, which are shown as glowing at the fade out of the scene.
During the final battle with the King Ghost and her minions, flames surround Erh and the scholar. Erh pulls out the second of his magical cranes, the 1,366th paper crane that he has made to learn the Taoist art, and sends it to find his sifu, its tail feathers afire as it crosses the flame barrier. (These magical cranes are delightfully animated so that you can almost see their emotions.)
Sifu is sitting disconsolately when the flaming paper crane flies to him. The little bird weakly points to the direction of Erh, then flames out. Sifu dresses in his Taoist priest's clothing and sets out to rescue his `picked up' son in his own version of a magical bridal sedan.
The final battle with the King Ghost over, Wu rushes Erh and the scholar to escape the door of hell, which is closing quickly. The scholar goes back for his `Nymph'. Erh and his sifu barely escape. After they are safely on the ground, the picture floats down to them. The scholar and his ghost lover captured together forever.
Biao doesn't do much in the way of martial arts in this film, but no matter. He is actor as well as a martial artist, and he brings much to this role. As I stated at the beginning of this review, he didn't have to speak any lines to make you understand his characters thoughts and feelings. He is just such a delight to watch. It's hard for me to sometimes understand his movies at the first viewing because I am drawn to his onscreen presence, and forget to read the subtitles. That was certainly the case this time. This review is being written after watching the film a second time.
Picture of a Nymph is a definite must-see for all of Biao's fans.
Fei lung mang jeung (1988)
Yuen Biao is incredible!
Biao's acrobatic fighting on the catwalk is breath-taking! His portrayal of the eccentric Timothy is the highlight of this movie. He absolutely steals every scene that he is in. Hey, as far as I'm concerned he steals every scene that he's not in, too, because I keep wanting to see more of him.
Please do not ever watch any dubbed Hong Kong movies. You will miss out on getting the film translated correctly, and frequently the dubbed versions are edited. Besides that, like the case of the dubbed version of "Dragons Forever", the voices are ridiculous. Thank goodness someone loaned me this terrible version
The subtitled DVD is the only way to go.
The Replacements (2000)
Laughing, cheering, and applauding
Reporting in from Kansas City where the premiere of The Replacements just finished showing. We loved it!! The audience laughed out loud a lot, cheered frequently, and applauded often.
Keanu was wonderful, as usual. (Hey, you Keanu bashers, give it a break.) Shane Falco is another one of his endearing roles; he is sweet, smart, and plays the game with heart.
The focus is on football, rather than the love interest. I heard one woman remark on the way out of the theater that she didn't think that she would ever like a football movie, but this was certainly the exception. I see this as the "date" movie of the year, appealing to both men and women.
The remainder of the cast is wonderful. What a group of funny guys. Favreau is crazed, Ifans, well, he's Ifans. Just like a real football team, these guys have specialties, only in this case it's comedy.
Oh, I almost forgot...he's hard to spot, but look for Keanu dancing in the jail cell scene. My, my, that man can move to the Electric Slide!!
Enough for now; I want to replay the movie in my mind. It's going to be a long 6 months or so until it's out on DVD.