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Cutaway (2000)
Absolutely no story!
I though Stephen Baldwin had hit rock-bottom but no! His acting is sooo bad it hurts. In the movie Stephen spends most of his time showing how great his muscles are. How did they even talk Tom Berenger into acting with Stephen Baldwin?? Money?? No way!!!
The story in the movie is about 20 minutes long in the rest of the movie we just see skydivers jumping out of airplanes. Might be fun to watch if you are a skydiver, if not: DON'T SEE IT!!!
I give it 2/10 because of Stephen's poor acting and absolutely no story. One point for Maxine's butt and one point because it ended.
Stephen Baldwin, just because you are related to actors doesn't mean you can act.
Man on the Moon (1999)
What a piece of crap
How can this movie be described as a comedy? It's absolutely awful. What is fun in this movie?? Kaufman's jokes (if any) aren't even jokes, he just acts like a complete idiot. Kaufmann was terrible in Taxi and Jim Carrey is good at showing how much Kaufman did in fact suck. I guess that's one positive thing about this movie. I had to turn it off after an hour or so to ease the pain. It's more fun to be castrated without anaesthetics than watching this film.
I give it 1/10. That makes it even with Police Academy 7, The Creature wasn't nice and Beverly Hillbilles.
Diplomatic Siege (1999)
German Schmeisser used by US anti-terror unit. Yeah right!!
This movie really sucks. The US anti-terror unit are using German Schmeisser submachine guns from the Second World War.
Absolutely ridiculous!!!
This is probably the worst Tom Berenger movie ever.
First Blood (1982)
Rambo - Should be a part of every childhood
First blood part 1 is a movie that should be seen by every boy. I can't count the number of times I've seen this movie while growing up.
It's still a classic and I highly recommend it. This is a boy-movie and as far as I remember there isn't a single female in this movie.