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Avenue 5 (2020–2022)
10/10
I love this series (spoiler alert)
9 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This is a wonderfully funny and original series. If you just step back and look at the concept from a distance, it is so unique, dark, satirical and hilarious that I almost can't help but love it. Think about it like this. You and some other writers are sitting in a room and get a little loose. You all start to come up with ideas for a space adventure that NOONE would ever actually film that would be hilarious if they happened. One guy says "what if the captain and the crew of the space ship were paid actors?" Another guy says "what if the ship were to have a gravity failure that would result in all of the passengers being thrown against the side of the ship and taking it off course so it could not return to earth for like 3 years?" Another writer: "What if some people die and then their coffins get ejected out of the ship and then get stuck in the gravitational pull of the vessel and just keep circling the ship for the entire 3 years?" Another person "What if the sewer system fails and the ship is being circled by feces AND coffins for three years?" Another writer "What if the crazy trillionaire owner were to light up the turds so that the ship were surrounded by a turd light show perpetually?" And on and on. And then some crazy studio head ACTUALLY GREEN LIGHTS IT!!!

I cannot say enough how much of love this series. SO ORIGINAL! SO DARK! God I love it....LOL!
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1/10
Didn't read the book - but ugh
1 April 2012
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If you are going to make a movie about children being forced to kill each other for the enjoyment of the public, I would think that the tone one would reach for would be something more along the lines of Shindler's List or at least a tone of some satirical value. And you would think that the angst, fear, disgust and overall awfulness for the main characters would be a focal point. You would think the blood lust of the watching masses would form a visceral sense of at least moderate horror that would serve as a backdrop to all of this. And most of all you would think that children, even children raised to expect that they might someday have to enter a tournament like this, would struggle with a conflict between fear, innocence, longing for some sense of decency and trying to sort through the confusion to survive.

It is something of a stretch to imagine a society in which everyone loves seeing children murder each other. That in itself is a plot line the brings a distorted feeling with it. The movie tries to hide that, or at least neglects to even attempt to address that, by layering this movie in and American Idol feeling. There is no sense of outrage. There is hardly a whiff of the sense of all of this in the time we spend with the characters. They are wooden and whitewashed. The most we get in the way of a sense of their overarching dilemma is a few shallow feeling comments and silent looks of stoic concern.

The movie seems to present the material in this fashion to make us forget that we are watching children kill each other. It is as though we are watching running man - only with 8 year olds. Who doesn't want to watch a movie where adorable little boys and girls snap each other necks? Or dogs run them down and eat them alive...?

If a movie like this is to be done it cannot avoid the moral content without seeming shallow and absently depraved. That is this movie. The core is not attempted. It is like red tails meets running man.

I found it absent, vapid and obviously lacking in any real value. It was also a little sick because it didn't even bother for tone whilst presenting the viewer with a mind bending plot.

In short, wooden acting, shallow presentation and not at all smart.
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Red Tails (2012)
3/10
Walked out before the movie was over.
23 January 2012
I cannot speak to the whole movie as I could not be bothered to waste my time all the way to the end. I can tell you why I left though. The acting was terrible. It is almost as if the actors are shot up with some kind of depressant. When they are attempting to be funny it comes across as ridiculous. When they are trying to be serious it comes across as boring and slight. When they are trying to be dramatic or inspiring it falls so far short as to make you wonder why you are still there. (and why I left).

Aside from the inadequate acting, the characters themselves as written are not what you would expect. They are not disciplined or particularly smart. They are benign, happy go lucky, airy, slapstick caricatures. The shots of them in combat ring about as true as Spy Kids.

It is really as though the people involved in making this movie have never even bothered to view other war movies, never mind trying to reach for the tone and feeling of real life war. There is no sense that the true emotional core of this topic is ever seriously attempted.

This subject matter is so inspiring on its own that it is quite shocking to see that something this unfeeling and flat could be the result.
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Salt (2010)
7/10
Looking forward to the sequel
29 July 2010
In thinking about this movie afterward I was left with the impression that this movie could arguably be labeled "a female version" of the Bourne Identity. I would disagree slightly with this characterization however in that there are some worthwhile distinctions.

This film is at least slightly (if not more so) darker than Bourne in my opinion, and to me that makes this film touch home more.

Jolie also does a very admirable job with her non verbal expressiveness. Because of this and because of the fact that the writing gives us good insight into her back story, I found myself more enmeshed with this character than with Bourne (don't get me wrong – Damon did a great job – it is just that I liked the overall "taste" of Salt more).

Even though the action sequences are extreme, they were surprisingly not over the top for me. The movie flowed well and ended in a satisfying manner. In the end, I really liked the Salt character and would prefer her to another Bourne movie, though I think the two are quite comparable overall.
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Chuck (2007–2012)
7/10
Just the comedy that I was looking for
8 December 2008
Well we are clearly not talking about a masterpiece here. But this is T.V. The home of Cheers, Frazier, Friends, American Chooper etc. What are we looking for when we come home from a hard day of work? Not always the essence of thought and drama right? Clearly. We sometimes look for something that just makes us interested and is fun in a light way.

This is a lovable comedy for the geek in you. It is simple, fun, unusual, and funny. I am so tired of the Friends, Cheers, Everybody Loves Raymond - read typical - stuff that is out there. This is a new angle for those interested in taking it easy with a lovable character, and not interested in something that seems the same as just about everything else out there.

The trashing of this series seems needless. This series does not aspire to much other than fun. Why ask it to? Anyway, I look forward to it every Monday.

Oh and by the way, do we really need more programming time being occupied by series like Dexter and Sopranos? Don't get me wrong, i have watched both and can see how critics are engrossed. But there is also something insidious and creepy about glorifying corruption and killing. ( in my city a person was just killed by someone inspired by Dexter.) What is wrong with simple clean fun hearkening back to something like Get Smart?

Isn't it great that this type of programming remain on the airwaves? I suggest viewing this series without any higher analysis. Sometimes that is worth something in and of itself no?
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3/10
Bad - really quite horrible
1 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I am not sure how this movie and Pineapple Express are getting the ratings that they are. This movie is ridiculous to the point of total stupidity and then some. There are some funny moments and some funny lines but this movie is so ridiculous that there is not really anything to hold you to the plot.

For example, the main antagonist is maybe 9 years old and the apparent leader of the opposing drug running army. Funny in concept perhaps, but really dumb on screen. If I wanted to watch stand up i wouldn't be at the movie theater. I would like some kind of realistic plot to follow.

Jack Black is kind of stifled in his role, while Ben Stiller seems to be allowed to do whatever he wants. Its like night at the improv.

I think Robert Downey Junior is sort of brilliant, but he isn't used very well and it gets boring due to the crapola splattered ALL over the screen.

Don't go.
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3/10
Some really funny stuff - and overall - just bad
15 August 2008
There were admittedly some very funny scenes, and some very funny lines. It seems however fairly clear that this script was written while he was totally high. This movie is filled with scene after scene that would seem funny in concept if you were high out of your mind but in reality - wow - there is barely even a discernible movie here. It is just a bunch of goofy scenes barely pasted together with any believable plot.

If you are a huge pot lover - see this movie. If you are expecting an outrageous and funny comedy - do NOT see this except maybe on the movie channel when you can turn the channel and skip in and out. Think cheech and chong rather than Knocked Up.
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8/10
Fun, funny, good - only slight spoilers
29 June 2005
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I found this film to be fun, humorous and upbeat. It wasn't sappy or feel good. It doesn't look like it was made by Walt Disney and Co. It also is not a film noir like War of the Roses. It is a tongue in cheek look at two people who didn't really give a whole lot of thought to why they got together but they were so into each other they just did it - they got married - and promptly went about ruining it by acting like a typical married couple following their idea of what married people are like. They lied to each other about their real lives and acted domestic. It is revealed fairly quickly that they are both hitters and they go about the process of discovering whether their relationship is based on something real, while at the same time thinking about whether or not to kill each other as their "bosses" demand that they do.

Good acting, obvious chemistry, sexy and humorous fun. I really enjoyed it and all the people at the theater seemed very happy with it as well. If you want an entertaining night without the political intrigue or thoughtful intellect, go to this one. It is worth the money.
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4/10
Not good
13 December 2004
Look for those of you that are interested in experientation with camera angles, strange off beat music, and disjointed story telling, then fine, discuss this film and enjoy. For those of you (and that is most of you) that saw the first one, loved it and its presentation then this is going to be a disappointment. Oceans 12, is a long, plodding, confusing, unslick assault on your senses that leaves you feeling like you have been had. THe first was fun, engaging and flowed. This one is an experiment in movie making and is not fun, does not pull you in and flows like a sinking oil tanker. The first gave a certain impression. The advertising played off of that impression and furthered it. Somebody lied. I am mad that i wasted my money on this. Don't you do the same.
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The Ring (2002)
8/10
an assault on your senses
24 October 2002
Be careful with this one! It accomplishes exactly what it wants to. The acting is excellent, and the plot is quite intriguing and mysterious. You will leave the theatre thinking about what actually happened and trying to put all the links together, while at the same time not feeling lost.

That said, this is not your typical scary movie. This does not use foreshadowing and suspense music in the traditional way. Most horror films will build the suspense with foreshadowing, but this also allows you to be prepared when the freaky stuff shows up. In the ring, you have no clue when its gonna hit you.....that is combined with the fact that the scenes are more gruesome and brutal than any ive ever seen. It can be a bit much. The scenes don't really make you jump so much as cringe deep down inside, with a hellascious spine tingle to boot. This is the kind of movie that will give you nightmares for a long time if you are prone to that sort of thing. It assaults you in a more subliminal way, in a way you have never experienced before, and the effect is much more lasting and powerful.

The screen is usually filled with terrible images, and you should keep this in mind before you enter the theatre. Be in the mood for a chill, and you'll love this one. If you are looking for a "scream" type thriller look else where. The is no quirky fun here.
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