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For Y'ur Height Only (1981)
Wanna Get It On?
Like the reviewers before me, I have to say the dialogue in this movie makes it worth the watch. What no one else mentioned though, was that the voice actors used Edward G Robinson & James Cagney voices for all the villain characters. I don't know about you, but I doubt gangsters in the Philippines talk like that!
A lot has been said of Weng Weng and his spy "devices", but the thing that cracked me up was the wardrobe of the Crime Syndicate - either Hawaiian shirts or button down shirts open down to the navel. These guys looked like rejects from a cheap disco!
If you love bad movies, run, dont walk, to your video store and get this one!
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Dont Wait For The Ending
The movie was enjoyable and sometimes funny up until the abrupt ending. The story leaves so many unanswered questions that you are left wondering why anything in this movie happened. Absolutely nothing about the plot is revealed in the movie, leaving it WAY open for some kind of sequel, probably to explain what was going on in the first movie. Its a good movie if you want to turn off your brain for an hour and a half, but don't try to make any sense of the plot, because there is no sense in it.
Shogun Assassin (1980)
Baby Cart Of DEATH
There are 3 things that make this movie worth seeing.
1. The really bad dialogue. The kid doing the voice over has some great lines, like where he is breast feeding and the voice over says "But we were happy"
2. The Baby Cart. This cart should belong to James Bond, it has more weapons and gadgets built into it than most Bond items.
3. The Blood Splatters. If blood makes you squeemish, dont see this movie. The director must have mad an airtank off screen that he used to spray the blood, because it was like a fountain in every fight scene.
Overall, an entertaining flick. Final tally - Dad 432, Son 7 See the movie and you'll understand.