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1/10
Possibly the worst excuse for a movie I've ever seen
27 November 2023
The opening, showing some girl whom, I assume, was supposed to be enticing and the "Spheric" logo began the groans of disbelief even before we recognized that this had no script and no actors worthy of the designation. Whose idea was it to excuse this mess in the name of a cautionary tale about spousal abuse? Most of what happened was unclear, made no sense and had repetitious and absurd visuals. There was a shot of a couch pillow before anyone sat down. There was an exciting fence along the roadside which received a respectable amount of film time, and the face of one of the girls--a static shot staring into the camera with, perhaps, the intent of communicating something--used at least three times. The fence shows up again later when nothing else seems to be going on. Everyone's line deliveries were truly awful, mumbled, over-dramatized as well as incomprehensible. No idea who was whom or what was what. For a brief moment, I, too, wondered if it was supposed to be a comedy. There were creepy, superfluous characters who just hung around the coffee shop, looking like they had rolled out of a mental hospital. The ongoing fascination seemed to be with the terrible lip fillers of the principal character and the entirely botched plastic surgery of the taxidermy aficionado. The music and "dancing" were equally terrible , made no sense, as with the attitude, appearance and demise of one of the girls. All this may, in fact, have constituted the plot of this: complete incoherence. We have watched hundreds of Rifftrax and MST disasters, but at the interminable end credits of this waste of time, we all agreed it might just have qualified as the absolute worst piece of dreck we had ever watched. Categorizing it as a thriller must have been a desperate attempt to explain the inexplicable. Nothing thrilling by any stretch of the imagination--which didn't require much stretching.
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The Blacklist: Konets (2021)
Season 8, Episode 22
9/10
Very mixed feelings
24 June 2021
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I have watched, and loved, The Blacklist since the beginning. The supporting cast, especially Harold, Aram and Dembe were favorites but Spader was simply sublime: hilarious, thoughtful, kind, loyal and ruthless. This episode broke my heart for Red's sake. I was never a big fan of Elizabeth but she has been his raison d'etre across the years and now I wonder what will replace that. I was saddened by this episode, hearing him discussing his life in a world-weary way rather than his usual full-of-life conviction, forcefulness and self-interest. It was beautifully acted and made us see him, understand his feelings and sympathize.

It was not until TODAY that I heard about the "Red is Katarina" theory and was simply floored at the idiocy of it, never mind the writers sledgehammering the viewers with endless hint-drops. I thought he might be her uncle, perhaps Katarina's twin brother that we weren't aware of heretofore. I never thought that the thin, diminutive Katarina could be surgically altered to become a much taller, heavier man with different bone structure. Also, she was a spy, not a criminal, and in order for her to build a worldwide network of information and manipulation at the highest echelons, she would have needed contacts and access, not to mention astronomical assets, going in, since the twenty-five years or so between her abandoning Elizabeth and Red's appearance in Washington, wouldn't have been enough time to constantly travel the world, enlist myriad people--willingly or un- --to behave as he wished and so, so many other things which would stretch credulity. And there are the women Red obviously pleased amorously, which, if one had been reconstructed, would seem to require extraneous methods and/or appliances, to achieve the desired effect. I simply can't support this very startling conclusion. An emotional season ending. I can't imagine where it will proceed from here, but I intend to see it through.
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3/10
Potential unrealized
8 January 2021
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First, if I ever hear the utterly asinine "woke" term again, I'll regurgitate.

This show, with its beautiful ship, haunting theme and vast potential, has yet to find its footing. Sometimes it takes a couple of seasons for shows to find their lanes but that doesn't seem to be happening, here. There are some very engaging characters: Oded Fehr has been a great addition: reasonable, balanced, professional but also having compassion, flexibility when required, while still maintaining the requisite Star Trek professionalism. Doug Jones is terrific as the captain, sharing the qualities above, as well. Anson Mount was the best interpretation of Pike I have ever seen. Perfect in every way. Tilly began as an irritant but took charge admirably. Although she was an ensign, she had real problem-solving and leadership abilities. Tig Notaro is hilarious in her dry, droll delivery. I'm glad she wasn't over-used and thus spoiled, but more would have been welcome. I adore Grudge. She's beautiful, chill, doesn't say much, but adds an aspect of home and warmth.

We knew Burnham was going to end up as captain but it was completely undeserved. She was, it seems, fawned over by everyone. At the end, they all stood around looking adoringly at her, as though she were some kind of savior from...something. This season was especially saccharine where she was concerned. EVERYTHING should not be about her, yet it ends up being, nevertheless. She's not a roll-your-sleeves-up working member of the crew but a figurehead surrounded by groupies waving paper asking for an autograph. Yeesh. The most improved aspect of the character this season was the gorgeous braids. I know: superficial, but they do seem to indicate freedom, expansion and individuality and , curiously, gravitas within those attributes.

Occasionally, I have seen things that hearken back to exploration, science, adventure...discovery...and eye-opening cosmic experiences. The "Guardian" episode was delightful insofar as it put a jovial human face on the same voice from the past we knew originally.

While every crew needs a leader, over-focusing on one character is never preferable to learning about them all through diverse stories which, ultimately, leads viewers to care. When all you have, essentially, is Burnham taking up most of the room, it's very difficult to become invested.

I suppose we'll see. Kurtzman isn't, or shouldn't be, the focus of all that is wrong (though Brannon Braga was in that position, back when, and others). I really, really liked the 2009 movie, of which he was a part. Some of the writers of the Trek novels are very good and create interesting stories which include both tech and human aspects of the Trek Universe (or Multiverse, more aptly). Why not tap into the hundreds of good books they've written for some divergent paths?

By the way, "Let's fly" doesn't.
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Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020–2024)
2/10
Unfunny
11 September 2020
I have yet to laugh at this rapid-fire yakfest. The characters talk at warp speed to the point of unintelligibility. If it IS funny, it doesn't give the watcher a chance to discover it, since the characters seem to talk over one another constantly. Too much yelling and groaning and complaining, especially by Mariner, who seems determined to be the rebel antagonist. Most of the other characters are, well, dumb and unengaging and the stories are simply too puerile to be funny or meaningful in any way. Just junked up with silliness. I do enjoy references to other series and incidents and I did enjoy hearing a great familiar voice in this week's episode, but altogether, my impression is one of writers trying too hard to appeal to an audience too shallow to do anything but laugh at the one-dimensionality as though it were new and different. I give a 9 to the theme, however. The best one since DS9. Maybe this will find its footing, but it seems to be locked in to lazy writing that uses freneticism of dialogue and action as a substitute for an actual story.
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Lycan Colony (2006 Video)
Can't even give this mess one star
9 August 2020
My family watches terrible movies every Saturday afternoon, notably MST3K and Rifftrax, so we have seen some cheapjack, head-scratching, miserable cinematic failures and quite enjoyed the idiocy of many. This was so deeply awful that even we very tolerant fans were disgusted at the truly HORRIBLE acting, if that's what you want to call it--we figured these people were relatives who wanted to be in a supposed "movie", hoping for their 15 minutes of fame. Infamy is more like. I can't believe that anyone connected with this was ever in anything else. We couldn't discern the plot, which was simply an incoherent mess, not helped by the abysmal sound quality. The cinematography, again, if that's what you can call it, was so bad we made faces at the strange filters and howled at the cue cards that showed in several scenes. Whatever was supposed to pass for special effects could better be found at a Halloween store combined with someone's phone which, by the way, we concluded the entire thing was filmed on. Gratuitous swearing to make the principal female character appear tough and current was stupid, as was a very Mediterranean appearing woman who was supposed to be a Native American and whose dialogue was so pedestrian and insipid we couldn't fathom why she was in it unless, see above, she was related to whoever was responsible for this travesty. We thought it was over--at last--at least three times ere it was actually over. So whom, exactly, was the audience? Where was this shown and did anyone actually pay (besides us gullible Rifftrax aficionados) to see it at a venue of some sort? Don't get me started on the music. In sum: utterly incomprehensible script, kindergarten-minus acting, laughable "effects", amateurish dialogue, annoying music, and not one redeeming aspect, altogether. There was no character about whom we did or could care. "Best of the Worst"? Someone was stone-inebriated when this was deemed the best of anything. The best comparison I can give? It was even worse than "Ice Cream Man."
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Star Trek: Picard (2020–2023)
6/10
Second look, after initial giddiness
31 January 2020
Let me preface this by saying I'm a lifelong Trek fan. I have a license plate with the shield on it which I acquired at the 25th anniversary, several cars ago. Patrick Stewart is marvelous, no matter what. That said, there is a much more drab atmosphere which, while in keeping with the intended storyline (I'm guessing), is a shock to the system. The criticisms about human-like Romulans is valid. Grumpy Grandpa also. And please, writers, stop following the unappetizing trend of branding something as "grown-up" or "edgy" because someone swears unappetizingly. I really hate that and avoid many vehicles I would otherwise watch (or spend $ on at the theater) because I'm sick to death of the debasement of the English language with perpetual and mindless ugliness. Shakespeare had some of the most incisive and devastating insults in all of literature and, surprise, he didn't use nasty, ignorant verbiage to do so. I won't go into the storyline but I found the second episode less satisfying than the first. I will watch the series, but I expect better down the road.
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Black Lightning (2018–2021)
4/10
There's potential
18 January 2018
I was a consistent superhero comic reader and knew something about this character, however, I had no preconceived notion going in. I found the casting to be very well done. Several threads could well lead to a more far-reaching storyline and I'd like to see where it's going to go, despite some misgivings. I, too, saw unfortunate stereotypes both in story and in character which didn't seem to be necessary to tell a story which has already been portrayed in numerous vehicles. Although I recognize the validity of the experiences rendered, it seemed as though every one that could possibly be crammed into a pilot, was. I can't believe that all we know of a black urban experience consists solely of gangs, various criminals of other kinds, and ancillary people who fit into that picture. I did mention to someone watching with me that if I heard the inevitable phrase "get your black a**" somewhere (more than once, no less) it wouldn't enhance the caliber of the dialogue and would cater to some image both expected and disappointing. Even if accurate in some circles. It just seemed forced and, given that I admired the gravitas of the lead character, it just seemed like a remark that someone of his caliber might have eschewed. I'll watch and hope for more.
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Star Trek: Discovery (2017–2024)
6/10
Conflicted
2 October 2017
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Visuals are impressive (especially the ship), ditto sound/music. Characters have potential, once we find out something about them.

Klingon "slow-speak" is just maddening (I took a survey, admittedly limited, among family and friends). There must be a way to rectify this. By the time the characters had managed to articulate a partial sentence, I just wanted things to move forward: "Get ON with it, already!" I did not like the new-look Klingons. Those on "Enterprise" looked like the ones we have now become accustomed to. The albino Klingon in the first episode of "Discovery", set later, looked like the Engineers from "Prometheus"/"Alien: Covenant". It was jarring.

The first officer/mutineer is, thus far, very annoying. Constantly, unnecessarily, hostile and defensive. Her ostensibly morality-driven "rogue" persona is over-emphasized and she is perpetually talky/preachy. I'm looking for another character to actually enjoy watching.
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4/10
Things I liked, things I didn't
27 March 2016
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First, I wanted to like this and there were parts that were well done, particularly the effectively abbreviated intro re: Bruce's origin story. For some reason, that really worked for me. As one living in the Motor City area, I enjoyed seeing the recognizable scenes. As a lifelong Superman and Batman fan, I would love my characters, regardless. My umbrage is taken in the way that those characters are treated.

Affleck's Batman did well, in many respects, however, the script was the downfall of the actors in general. Bruce was ready to jump to conclusions without any analytic rumination. Clark's alter-ego came across as insufferable and arrogant, which, at least in the comics I used to read, were traits never in his make-up. I had had reservations about Wonder Woman but Gadot was completely adept. I continue to hate the "300" style costume, however.

Hated the Bat-Suit. Batman is supposed to be agile and fluid. He looked like a lumbering 'bot in that atrocity. Still dislike the Hummer, as well. Nothing suggests speed or nimbleness in any way. Behind the scenes, he had to have assistance holding up, so cumbersome was it. This is not the man who moves effortlessly through the night sky.

Too many incoherencies, inconsistencies and utter illogicities unfortunately. Too many "What?" moments and abrupt shifts in information. The chases were appropriate but prolonged unnecessarily. It was difficult to follow the manifold threads and the entire Doomsday thing could have been better incorporated into another movie. The specious references to the JLA simply weren't satisfying and Aquaman looked like Vandal Savage from "Legends" (that's who we thought it was, initially, not even realizing we were seeing the inception of the JLA).

Although in my personal reading it was never posited that Metropolis and Gotham were even proximate, never mind across the river from one another, I liked it.

Eisenberg's Joker, I mean, Luthor, was jarring and simply awful. He was trying too hard to channel Ledger and it was glaringly obvious. Where was the suave, controlled genius who would become president? Where was the feline danger inherent in the BEST Luthor, Michael Rosenbaum, who was truly menacing, the more softly he spoke? What we saw was someone who didn't appear too bright, but rather a small, jealous man, frenetic and ranting, whose babbling was virtually unintelligible. We have no idea what his murky motivation was, particularly for unleashing Doomsday, nor what he thought the big D. would do, once Superman was dead. This "Luthor" made Hackman's look like "Hamlet." Who thought this was any kind of good idea? I simply saw him as another inmate for Arkham.

I'm not giving up on my much-loved DC characters, but I am truly disappointed that such enormous potential to craft a movie comparable to some of the Marvels I so enjoy, was utterly wasted. Zack needs to step down and pass the puzzle pieces to someone who has the ability to assemble them effectively.

Wonder what Abrams has lined up...?
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Spectre (I) (2015)
8/10
Action, adventure, fun!
6 November 2015
I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. Although the tone and focus were much different from the all-time best Bond, "Skyfall", it engaged me from the beautiful opening montage to the scenery to the music. The story was interesting, the characters fit well and my favorite Bond, Daniel Craig, will be an even harder act to follow, since he has established an entire new level of the Bond persona.

See it, appreciate it for its own merits without preconceived notions of others' opinions, and I can't imagine you will have anything but a ride of breathtaking pace, filled with humor, adventure, intrigue, and all the elements a ripping good movie should have. I plan to see it again.
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7/10
As expected
14 June 2015
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Obviously, and I have to include similar assessments of Age of Ultron, there is no way to recapture the utter magic of seeing a new and astounding thing for the first time, but audience expectations often seem not to take that into consideration for subsequent installments, especially for blockbusters. The CG was effective in allowing us to suspend our disbelief and embrace the notion that the creatures were there. The occasional sequel is better than the original (Mission Impossible 4, for example), but I don't attend a movie anticipating how far short it will fall. Impressions and opinions will, of course, be formulated after the fact, but don't forget that this is fun fare, thus largely illogical. Did it have annoyances? Oh, yeah: most of the characters, but Chris Pratt was terrific. The animals were suitably scary and the action did not lag. I'm not sure, however, how any sequels are going to play out in a movie-believable way, unless the action is shifted to another locale. Also, a major question, for me and many others: what happened to the can of Barbasol Nedry dropped in the original? I completely expected that the next chapter would constitute someone finding it and picking up the reins to recreate the nightmare. Still waiting on that one. I did have some eyebrow-raising moments when the raptors and the T worked together and seemed, anthropomorphically, to acknowledge each other as they went their separate ways. Ditto the raptor moment with Owen, at the end. Also, a time-honored notion among these kinds of movies never fails to befuddle me: the use of uncontrollable, enormous carnivores--or genetically enhanced "super soldiers"--as "weapons". Regardless of their size, an encounter with high-powered explosive devices would negate all else. And, let's face it, an enemy isn't going to see these building-size things coming at them and simply wait around to be hot lunches. While the I-Rex was a "stealth" dinosaur, camouflaged in a jungle, it would not be invisible in the open. The raptors had no such advantage so, again, the idea of such creatures as military assets has always been ridiculous. The principals in these movies proceed on the premise that these no longer extinct creatures were an attraction for theme parks and they were largely ignorant or dismissive of what they were actually unleashing. Aside from the entertainment value, the clear warning: never underestimate nature. "Inventing" a dinosaur for commercial purposes, well, some who were eaten--and some who should have been--got what they deserved. I also wonder, since Hammond said, at the end of TLW, that the animals should be left alone, for the safety of both sides, how his entire caveat was overlooked and others forged ahead, especially on an island which belonged to and was controlled by another government. Oops. Logic. Well, there has to SOME. Still, glad I went and enjoyed.
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6/10
Tone inconsistent, largely unfocused
2 May 2014
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First, I love superhero movies and thus wanted to like this more than I did.

I've seen all the predecessors and certainly like Garfield and Stone infinitely more than Tobey and Kirsten, the latter of whom was supremely annoying. The casting in this actually surpassed what I expected with regard to some characters, notably Harry. The James Franco version was certainly different. I was not familiar with Dane DeHaan but he was absolutely creepy enough to be the offspring of Norman...Willem Dafoe's Norman. Some actors simply exude creepiness naturally.

Unfortunately, the movie didn't know what it wanted to be. It could be said that the angst-ridden love story and the heroic tale were part of the same canvas but the transitions were jarring if they existed at all. Wise-cracks were surreptitiously spouted next to life-speeches. Something simple became overstated to the point of confusion.

There was no focal point. The story rambled from point A to point B by an unnecessarily circuitous route and was unsatisfying because of it. Nothing was clear or fleshed out.

Ideally, the ending should have come when Peter decided to hang it up, thus providing something the third installment could build on. We could see the inactive Peter recalling the tragic events of part 2. A situation arises, he recalls Gwen's speech and decides to kick back in to neutralize Rhino. Instead, this anticlimax was stuck at the end and totally collapsed the ending, leaving nowhere to go next time without some creative dancing by writers...and they had better be good ones, more organized than the ones who wrote this.

Finally, I love the music of the Marvel Universe. Spider Man, of course, is still under the Sony aegis and seems not to have received the attention to quality that the Disney efforts are notable for.

Of all the Marvel movies I have seen, I cannot recall one which had such terrible music. It was often inappropriate for the scenes, sometimes absurdly loud, nothing soaring or memorable, not even catchy. It was just clanging, boring and irritating. I was shocked to see Zimmer's name in the credits. I normally love his stuff and it generally lends gravitas to a vehicle.

It might be better to wait until the licensing reverts to Disney before Spider Man 3 is made. While the story could pick up on what's been done, retain characters and so on, it would still receive a fresh treatment and, perhaps, right the ship.
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Copper (2012–2013)
9/10
Intriguing, different
24 September 2012
I was hooked by the promos. Although I like period dramas, usually my preferences tend more toward much earlier times. The atmosphere, the setting, even the costumes on "Copper," however, bespoke something unusual.

The actors are spot-on. Their characterizations are very human, making them both likable and unlikeable. Justice is often dispensed based on situational ethics rather than word of law. This is refreshing, since we don't have to root for every one, every time.

The writing, production values, even the editing make the show compelling and the unanswered questions persuade me to come back each episode to see how the plot is furthered. While we still don't have the larger answers, there is enough going on in the foreground so that this is not a drawback. It makes the denouement worth waiting for.

I have favorites among the characters, of course, but have a couple of unfavorites, as well: Eva, the friends-with-benefits "businesswoman" who, apparently doesn't mind snuffing out any potential rivals for someone who, in the end, will never be hers, anyway (she's quite awful: who would want to be?) and the evil child we've seen in so many horror movies that I, for one, can't muster up even a modicum of sympathy for. They and a smattering of others simply elicit the "Can't wait for this one to buy it" response.

It's outstanding in the current field. This, alas, means it probably will have a short shelf-life, as so many imaginative, non-generic shows do. I sincerely hope, however, that this proves the exception.
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8/10
Comedy at its most suspect
16 August 2010
I have read no reviews, professional or fan, that seem to get the wink-wink of this movie. This is not intended to be a "real" 80s action movie, but rather, an over-the-top self-parody which worked very well on that level.

The one-liners were hilarious, the situations so intentionally ludicrous as to make the violence more cartoonish than horrifying. The things that are done are impossible, outlandish, and the massively destructive team emerges unscathed. The "surprise" in the end underscores the wonderful ridiculousness. The numbers of casualties alone should have been an alert to the fact that this was supposed to be wildly exaggerated.

Stallone has no illusions about himself or the genre which vaulted him to heady heights, in the day. He has a tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating sense of humor and this was so evident in the film that the cast might have been wearing t-shirts that said, "We know, we know...but ain't it grand to do this again, no holds barred?" Well, words to that effect. Most t-shirts wouldn't allow for the entire sentiment.

Anyway, I laughed heartily and enjoyed thoroughly. The so-called "target audience"--supposedly middle-aged males trying to recapture something or other-- just didn't seem to have as much fun with it as I, a woman who normally passes on gratuitous violence. This was SO gratuitous that I immediately glommed onto the realization that, yeah, they get it and they're having fun with it. Why didn't anyone else?

Expected, delivered.
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Star Trek (2009)
10/10
Amazing!
9 May 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I was so impressed with the way everything was handled. Normally, reboots are iffy, often unsatisfactory. This one, however, maintained the flavor of the original yet managed to open up an entire new world of potential for the franchise.

I wasn't expecting to be as wowed as I was by the casting, in particular, yet (with the exception of Chekov's hair (!)) I thought the new people were terrific.

The action, the effects: marvelous.

Spock's emotionality was appropriate to a young Spock, finding his way. In the OS, he actually smiled, displayed emotion and so on. While that passed in the concentration on the mature Spock, fount of wisdom and advice, it should be expected that, when he first came to Starfleet, he had not yet perfected his mien of emotionlessness. It fit the stage at which the character was presented to us.

Insofar as the death of Amanda and the (shocking, to be sure) implosion of Vulcan go, we are dealing with a redirection of the unfolding events, therefore, changes--some disturbing and surprising--have to be included. You can't have history changed while everything you know and are comfortable with remains the same. That would negate the purpose of what this movie was trying to do.

I was eminently satisfied and would not hesitate to give a very high rating to the quality and presentation of this movie.
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Forget the ratings...
2 May 2009
...I REALLY liked this movie.

Aside from being head, shoulders and other body parts above the deeply awful X-3, it was fast, fun and furious. The opening credits sequence alone was so well done and completely fascinating.

Despite this being live-action, it was delightful to see that so many of the posturings for stills and stop-actions retained the feel of the comics through the facial expressions and physical postures of the characters.

The loathsome characters--Stryker, Agent Zero, and, especially, the utterly frightening Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth--were so well done that a genuine "Yes!" when, for example, the helicopter exploded, was completely satisfying.

I don't know what Jackman's workout regimen was (Ryan Reynolds says Hugh was pressing cattle rather than mere iron), but I have never seen anyone, of any age, in that good shape in my life. Very nice, indeed.

Forget the critics, elitists and poseurs: see it!
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10/10
Expected much, got more
27 December 2007
Who else could play the roles that Depp has? The true actor--the chameleon--is so rare. Depp, Oldman, Norton...few others. People think "actor" equals the much-attended-to Clooney, Damon, Pitt, but what is their range, really? Could they become the Libertine one minute and Wonka the chocolatier the next? Never.

This was wonderful. Despite the warnings of excessive gore, I honestly didn't find that distraction in abundance. Yes, many people bit it, but those in mid-reverie, so to speak, didn't have time to bleed before they were slalomed off to the basement.

Normally, I don't seek out violence, but this wasn't gratuitous. It showed the decline of a good man into indifferent amorality, the meanwhile entertaining us with some humor, some pathos, and some darn good singing.

I loved the atmosphere because it was completely appropriate, here. Occasionally, I think Burton's a bit too dark (does he know what a comb looks like? Do any of his characters? Just asking...). Loved the way the sea of folk passed around Sweeney as he sang and then the scene returned to the loft.

Having not seen the play nor knowing much about it save the rudiments, I was totally taken aback by the ending.

Amazing work from everyone.
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Rocky Balboa (2006)
10/10
Wonderful!
22 December 2006
Rocky has always been a very special, emotionally engaging character to me and my clan. We were understandably disappointed at the travesty that was V and equally understandably skeptical, in light of that, when a sixth movie was announced. Would we still see it? Of course. Did we expect much? Well, we were reserved in our enthusiasm.

Still, the critics (who hate everything real people like, it seems) were remarkably positive, to our delight. A Wednesday opening that was sold out for all showings in all theaters was even better.

Last night we were so happy to see the wonderful conclusion that was Rocky Balboa. What a great way to tie in the high points of the saga. Although I was really impressed with the way the boxing was handled, my first remark to my kids was "What a beautiful story!" And so it was.

Despite lapses in judgement about story lines in the past, can anyone not care about this man? One of the truly iconic American movie characters, with every wart, every brain blip showing, Balboa grabs the heart, no matter what else is going on. This was far more a real-people movie, with the pain of aging, loss, estrangement, the need to find closure.

Loved it, loved it, loved it.
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10/10
An impressive blend of action and contemplation
2 July 2006
It's hard being a good, decent, caring, self-sacrificial superhero in a cynical, jaded world such as ours.

I love Superman and always have, simply because, at bottom, his story IS simple. Not over-complicated, not bi-polar, not angry-nutjob, such as people seem to want their superheroes to be, these days. It's the story of a beneficent being who uses his great power to help. No territorialism, such as our "real" men of power have. No agenda. Accessibility, fairness, love for humankind. What a concept! The downside of being the only one of his kind is very poignant in this movie. Even the Scrabble board spelled out "alienation." The man lives to help others, to the exclusion of his own emotional needs, and I was pleased and touched that the vulnerability, thoughtfulness, and loneliness were used to create a three-dimensional story.

Initially, I thought, "Oh, geez: a kid!"--a desperate and, usually negative, device in most things. In this case, however, aside from the unnecessary piano incident, it was completely appropriate and ended the film on a note of connection, belonging, having a place at last.

Lose the cynicism, suspend the disbelief. This hero will touch you, not through anger, revenge, and violence, but with caring. He has sorrow in him, but not darkness. I like Wolverine, too, people: but I don't LOVE him. Superman is really one-of-a-kind in that regard.

Insofar as having the next one entail the awful "Death of Superman," with its heavy sci-fi aspects, the films should remain grounded, as they have been, on Earth, with people. That's what gives them their uniqueness, their greatness among hero-movies.
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Educational, evocative, astonishing, poignant
28 August 2005
This movie was beautiful in its unadorned journey with these amazing birds. It was also horrifying in its harsh, otherworldly Antarctic panorama.

As much as I was not looking for an anthropomorphic take on the story--and I didn't get one--there was something both "us" and "not-us" about the penguins: lovely, tender, humorous. I took them personally as the film unfolded, anxious that they succeed, anguished at those times when they didn't.

I was astounded at what they endured in the endless cycle of life. I'm an animal person, fairly well informed on many species, but I had no idea whatever of the particulars of their existence, their survival within conditions that are so unutterably terrible to me, as a human being, that I could never begin to understand, or withstand, them.

Seeing their instincts for survival and so many other qualities at work that every creature shares, including us, it made me profoundly sad to know that they will continue their unchanging cycles in a vastly changing world, one in which none of our conditions will be the better for the changes.
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Batman Begins (2005)
9/10
A different kind of superhero movie. Go. See it.
20 June 2005
Not for children.

Not a "comic book movie." A number of critics decried the lack of biff-pow, obviously totally missing the point. While this uniquely American legend was engendered by a comic, it can stand alone, as well.

The Gotham of Burton was fantasy: the architecture in particular. The Gotham of Schumacher was loud, garish, over the top, both overtly and suggestively.

This Gotham is a more realistic landscape filled with characters that can be believed as well as those that must be imagined.

I didn't think I'd like Bale, but in one scene in particular, his anger was so palpable as to be genuinely intimidating. Wow.

While Katie Holmes' character did have its place, I was left without much impression of her.

Gary Oldman proved once again that he is a chameleon. Just a great job, ditto Freeman and Neeson. I couldn't imagine an Alfred other than Michael Gough, yet Michael Caine was a pleasant surprise.

What startled me among the cast, however, was the first appearance of Cillian Murphy. I had never seen him and was astonished at his appearance, which was Tom Welling with a Dean Cain overlay. Looking at photos later, I found pictures of Murphy and Welling that could have been the same person, and couldn't help but wonder if Murphy had ever been considered for Superman.

Whatever tack is taken on the Joker, next time, it will be quite different than Nicholson's, of necessity-- most likely, playing up the deeply evil nature of the crazy beast without much of the humor that made Jack palatable. The Joker's humor was horrible, sick, anything but funny. It will take a masterful rendition to match the rest of the characterizations thus far.

And, finally, thank God there was a real music score! No transitory pop, no hip-hop, no blare in your ear garbage that panders to kids, but a real, orchestral treatment of emotion that enhanced--effectively, understatedly--everything else that was going on. If only other movies would recognize the value of treating music as of creative importance to a film.

Altogether, a fine, fine effort. Now that the stage is set, the next installment should point up refinement and execution of the Batman's strategies...as well as his thinking on the fly...
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Superman (1978)
10/10
A tribute to a distinctly American myth
16 August 2003
I've always loved this movie and believe it treats my favorite superhero with exactly the right balance. It is sweet, funny, poignant and action-filled all at once, and the effects hold up well, even today. Richard Donner gave this major story in American mythology just the right touch to make it both human and superhuman. The music is integral to all its aspects, as well: John Williams' best, in my opinion. I hope no one tries to remake it with some generic-looking 20 year old to cash in on a nom-du-jour. This is the definitive treatment of the original story and shouldn't be spoiled (think of the truly shudder-producing rumors that Nicolas Cage (!!) would next portray the hero).
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Romero's next project, "Batman," was high art by comparison.
8 January 2003
I had a relative in this movie, thus, I saw it, along with 9 other unfortunates, before it disappeared--we thought--forever. I am now the only person on the planet, I believe, to have ever seen it twice. Hilariously melodramatic, disjointed, awkward, stilted. The camera shots, the interminable pauses in wretched dialogue, the absurd or illogical plot premises and actions, and the glaring errors made it cause for celebration when "Simply Weird Video"--for reasons unknown--decided to issue it on VHS. (We revel in truly horrid wastes of film!) I couldn't remember the name for years, so we dubbed it "Big Wind from Havana." After seeing it again, I think my title was far more appropriate than theirs: this cheapo was blown away and those connected with it, by and large, never returned.
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