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Blackout (2022)
How to do a really bad movie!!!! But one of the very worst!!!
Just a gigantic waste of time. I have seen thousands of movies, and this one tops the 3 worst movies i ever saw. This is a comedy, not an action flick. What a big pile of xeit!!! Bad plot, bad acting, worst action sequences, zero chemistry bet main characters, everything is so awkward, another cliché. This is a John Wick movie wanna be??! I mean, the main action figure is in a middle of a corredor being shot at with a frikin machine gun, the guy is running away from the shots, the bad guy shoots everything, bullets flying through the wall, and the good guy has a protector saint that clears all the bullets? Really?? Not even a scratch? Shot in the arse???? Nothing??? But i laughed, so i give it 1 Star. Wanna see a really bad ass movie, watch and learn......movie director ( Go and watch " The Raid - 2011"!!!!!!)
Good Joe Bell (2020)
A MUST SEE MOVIE!! 10 Stars are not enough :(
This movie should be played in every home, every house, every school in the world. Such a powerful message trough out the entire movie.
A big reminder about the true sense of humanity. When we accept who we are, as equal then life makes sense. It shows us that we should embrace every person, race, religion, country, nation. It teaches us that when we fight for our beliefs with harming anyone, we can stand tall and be determined in every aspect of life. We cant choose our family, our gender, our mental and physical body.......but we can act and make a difference to ourselves and others. I feel blessed and inspired after watching this amazing story. A really must see movie for everyone, literally!!!! Congrats for the entire team/cast/staff, you all should be proud of being part of such project.
(Sorry for my bad English, greetings from Portugal!!!)
The Alpha Test (2020)
Robot or a person with a ridiculous rubber mask????
Even the lowest budget movie has rules!!!!
The movie synopsis and cover art made think that this could be an interesting movie, but hey.....no way, its a guy with a rubber mask (not metalll or carbon fiber??) that looks like a cake about to melt.....
So this totally gets me out of the story and makes me look for more flaws.
Just look at the trailer.......what a b#"$%34hit!!!!
Dont waste your time with this!!!!!!
Bare Knuckle Brawler (2019)
Too bad to be true......looks like a 90´s movie.
After 1 minute, i knew what was coming.....This is 2019, so why does it look like a lame, cheesy fight movie from the 90´s??? If you want to learn and direct with the best, i can present 5 high ranked movies, that every fight fan should watch:
1- Warrior -2011
2- Undisputed III: Redemption - 2010
3- Ong-bak - 2003
4 - Serbuan Maut (The Raid) - 2011
5- The Transporter - 2002
If you watch this 5 movies, you have seen it all in terms of how an amazing fight movie should be made.
(You might want to learn martial arts after watching these movies :) )
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
A Pretentious Drive...for pretentious movie specialists...
(Sorry for my limited English, i speak Portuguese better but you will understand my point)
Someone sharp and intelligent has said before, Mr David Lynch is only trying to be smart. This is a random pointless movie that tricks you into thinking that maybe there is an explanation for so many BULL. There is nothing clever about this movie, its all about "Lets twist peoples minds" and anyone can give an explanation for this long and boring movie. Lynch has reported before that many movie ideas comes from dreams (who's dreams?)fish dreams??......sure, even dreams have symbolism, plots and stories.
This is like painting a white canvas with a red stripe, and making people figuring out some meaning for a random art stroke, or even playing random piano chords and associating it with the first thing that comes into your mind....I'm thinking.....something yellow, bananas???
PRETENTIOUS IS DUMB WANNA BE SMART, did you know that?......like saying Justin Bieber is a musical genius, when you never listened to classical music or jazz.
PS: movie is not rated "0" because it has good photography and was very well filmed, and who ever is holding a camera for this movie is way better than any camera operator in my country, we suck at movies and acting, AND LACK OF MONEY IS NOT AN EXCUSE (but the best food and weather).
Kidnap (2017)
ROCK SOLID AMAZING MOVIE (only KIDNAPPERS and Haley HATERS will dislike this movie)
(Sorry for my limited English)
For all the (limited dumb haters) This is a very interesting and important movie that brings a daily reality and concern, all over the world.....KIDNAPS, right?
I have seen several hundreds of movies, thrillers, twisting plot movies, action movies, great story movies, intelligent movies, popcorn movies, lame movies, Oscar movies.......you have to see it all to give it some credit. This flick is just amazingly entertaining, from the first second to the last, brings you all kind of emotion, you can't control yourself. The rhythm, the camera shooting angles, the event itself, the action, suspense, the acting, the sound, timing.......its just a rush, i haven't had such a satisfaction felling since "Shawshank Redemption", "Harry Brown", "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "The Brave One", all great movies with appealing stories.
So why the bad reviews? Why so many negative and illogical people? This is just a movie, a very right movie, a positive movie that brings us the feel of justice and faith. Maybe some kidnappers could identify themselves with the ones on this movie......the rest, i can only imagine they are jealous about this amazing actress, Haley Barry. For sure, anyone who reviewed this movie with negative remarks, wouldn't be intelligent or experienced enough to write a story for a blockbuster movie.
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