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The Simple Life (2003–2007)
1/10
The 5th Instalment Couldn't Be More Scripted.
25 June 2007
As I tuned in for the new 5th season, I was amazed. Not in how good the show was (not that it's ever been Emmy material) But how the creators/producers thought that people were so stupid. Clearly, it's scripted and set up. I was flipping through the channels and it came on one day and I looked and what seemed to be a giant snake on one of the campers bed. That snake CLEARLY came from the amazon. It was as long as the bed, it was huge. The other head camper man (I think his name is Hunter) tries to get it and he's so "freaked out" he can't. Oh! No. Here comes Paris, she single handedly put the what looked to be like a python into a big gray bucket and carry it away. I mean, Come on.

Another thing is the premier episode (which is the only one I watched all the way through.), Paris is talking with her mom and her mom say's "Oh it's Nicole's birthday, why don't you call her?" and then the camera switches to Nicole who see's her phone ringing and is like "It's Paris." And they make up on national TV. How cute and convenient that they both had cameras ready. Yeah OK. Plus I think the whole fight was a publicity stunt that got out of hand and they carried on. Then they made up just in time for the last season.

The first season was good and so was the second. The third started gettnig worse and the fourth wasn't that good at all and now the last of the "Simple Life" series can have it's last season be as scripted as a CW drama. A reality show? Not even close. Entertaining? Hmmm... Not really. Believable? Please. In the last words, there are much better things on TV to watch on a Sunday. I highly DON'T recommend this TV show.
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3/10
I'm Upest With The Results.
19 May 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Tuning in to watch the season finale I thought "I know who I want to win" and I was pretty sure I thought she was going to. Boy, was I wrong. I wanted Natasha to win. She didn't. Jaslene did. Watching it, I thought Natasha has the better walk and picture and let's face it, personality. Jaslene gives one face in every picture. Natasha started out the season rough but more into the season she came out AMAZING! It makes me sick to think she isn't a Covergirl. I'm very upset but hey, the one good thing about it, is the Renee didn't win. I'm sure Tyra had a reason for picking her but I can't find it. I will always think Natasha should have won. She is a better all around model. Hands down.
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2001 Maniacs (2005)
1/10
Wow, I can't believe this movie was even made.
8 November 2006
Such a bad movie. OK, OK they had Robert Englund which is good, I mean he known for the Nightmare On Elm Street movies and people know him. But my goodness. The actors were bad and so was the general plot. And also, must there be something about sex every few lines. Like with the girl cousins and how almost everything was so sexual no matter what it was. And how convenient that all the girls there happened to be beautiful, bleach blonde, hussy's. Plus the deaths were so violent and gruesome and disgusting!!! Don't get me wrong, a good bloody death can be scary but those scenes were just ridiculous!!! I am going to bring this up again....the acting was TERRIBLE. Who ever made the casting and thought to them selves "wow, what good up coming actors" should NEVER cast again.....EVER. So, in my opinion skip this movie.
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