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Death Ship (1980)
When the box art is scarier then the movie........
That's when you know you're in trouble. Words alone cannot describe how horrid this movie is. Horrible special effects,cardboard acting and a terrible,terrible stor.......oh wait there was no story to this movie i forgot. Even if you love bad cinema you'll run away in disgust from this movie. If you want to rent a movie for cool box art this is for you,if not avoid it like the plague. 0 out of *****
Beyond the Mat (1999)
Amazing
I have been a fan of wrestling for almost 13 years now and this is the greatest movie I have ever seen to deal with the subject. It shows a side of pro wrestlers that you never see and is a surprisingly very emotional movie. A must see by anyone even if you aren't a wrestling fan. **** out of ****
On a side note I have seen lots of comments by people who were confused by the box cover that said "The movie Vince McMahon doesn't want you to see" and why he would act like that considering it wasn't too bad. The real story behind that is that Vince McMahon tried to buy the rights to the entire movie and was rejected by the producer. Vince McMahon became very bitter and tried to ban it from theatres and instructed any network carrying WWF programs not to run ads for the movies.
Stigmata (1999)
Could have been so much better
A movie that just tried too hard to be another Exorcist or Omen and to be honest there is no movie could match those two.The first half was entertaining but the movie just went downhill in the second half.Add a terrible ending plus the wasted talent of Gabriel Byrne to boot and you have a movie that could have been so much more. A pretty good performance by Patricia Arquette helps a little but doesn't add enough. ** out of *****
Sudden Death (1995)
Wicked Awesome
I have to be the biggest Jean Claude hater there is but this movie was awesome. The acting was so-so but in a movie like this who watches for the acting. The action scenes were excellent and this is the best rip off of my all time favorite movie Die Hard. ***1/2 out of ****
Alien Resurrection (1997)
Absolutely Horrendous
I liked all the Alien series and was eagerly waiting for this and was left asking,"Why did they make this"? The movie was not scary at all. The key to the other 3 movies were scares and where was the alien lurking? Well in the fourth you ALWAYS knew where the alien was and it wasn't as terrifying as it should be. One of the worst sequels in any trilogy EVER. * out of ****
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Very Very Funny
This movie was so utterly stupid and I loved it. This is one of those movies where you should just throw any cares about plot,acting and storyline and just accept it for what it is: a funny no-brainer comedy. Un-predictable movie(I think the only people who could predict this movie would be the directors and actors)and should be saved for cheap night. **1/2 out of ****
Fight Club (1999)
One of the worst movies I have ever seen
Quite simply this was a BAD,BORING and very overrated movie. The story was terrible,the premise was absurd and the acting was terrible. The movie went 45 minutes too long and the characters were so unbelievable it was hilarious. The twist at the end was awesome but by that point you just don't care. * out of *****
Johnny Bago (1993)
Why didn't people watch good shows like this?
I don't remember much about the show anymore except for the fact that I liked it.....no,wait I LOVED IT! This show was silly,hilarious fun. I remember watching it every Friday or Saturday night at 11:35 p.m. I didn't miss one episode and this show should have never been canceled. One of the most underrated shows ever.
Runaway Car (1997)
Surprisingly Good
I was bored one night and sat down to watch T.V. and came upon this and I was surprised it was such a good movie. Hey it wasn't the greatest movie but I would watch this a million times over before I watched Dharma and Greg. The movie didn't seem to realistic but hey it was Based On A True Story so no one dreamed this up they just saw it in the newspaper. Great movie if your bored. 5 stars out of 10