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Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)
One of my favorite sci-fantasy B movies
This is one of those underrated and little seen gems from the 80s. The style reminds me of Star Wars crossed with Mad Max. Check it out!
Deadly Prey (1987)
So bad it's almost good
Cameron Mitchell steals the film with his lines:
CM: " Friend or enemy?"
BG: "I'm a friend."
CM: "YOU'RE A LIAR."
*BOOM*
The Mandalorian (2019)
Star Wars back to basics
This series takes Star Wars back to the roots. It also manages to create new and interesting stories while introducing new characters and older ones as well. The action is excellent as are the performances all around. Great job to all involved!
King of New York (1990)
One of the most underrated gangster flicks ever
Stylish, lurid, remorseless, and sordid. These words describe one of the most visceral indie films within the gangster subgenre. Christopher Walken brings Frank White to the screen in a performance that really is something else. Also, Laurence Fishburne is on fire in one of his best roles as well, playing the trigger happy Jimmy Jump. This is a must watch for fans of the gangster film.
Submerged (2005)
Another putrid seagal title
Direct to DVD for a reason. Skip this one. Skip all of them.
General Commander (2019)
Probably part of a money laundering scheme
The only reason this movie exists is to clean dirty money. It couldn't be more apparent.
China Salesman (2017)
So bad it's hilarious
Steven seagal keeps getting work and I'm not sure why.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
What did you expect?
The franchise is long past its expiration date. The plot is stale. The actors are dull, the action is goes just barely above passable, and to have Linda Hamilton back is admittedly cool. That is where the positives end. Otherwise, this is garbage. Then again, I knew that going in. I mean, this formula is trite at this point. Why keep going? This isn't even worth laughing at like the 3 were. Don't bother giving these corporate hacks your money.
The Last Airbender (2010)
M. Knight is delusional
This film is so bad that it is almost funny. (Certain scenes are definitely unintentionally hilarious!)
Even setting aside the source material, this is movie just doesn't work.
Ghostbusters (2016)
Terrible film.
- Terrible improvisation
- Poorly acted
- The CGI is a joke
Need I go on? Paul Feig apparently let the cast run wild and do what they want. That is much to the film's detriment.
Batwoman (2019)
If Fem Freq made a TV series.
Uninspired. Dull. Chock full of the standard fare. Ruby Rose is not the best choice for a lead actress, though that much we were all privy to. Watching those fight sequences requires you to have a high tolerance for the quickly cut "Taken" style editing. A choice indicative of the fact that Ruby Rose looks ridiculous fighting opponents 3 times her size.