Interesting movie. Not the best but not the worst. Mostly family complicated relationship stuff. A bit slow for awhile in the middle. Worth a watch though.
Reviews
25 Reviews
His House
(2020)
Wherever you go there you are
8 December 2021
Very good film. More psychological than horror. It's a bit of a deep dive into personal torment and regret (which can feel a lot like horror on a personal level) More of a sad/disturbing drama with a few jump scares peppered in. Fun visuals as well. I really enjoyed it.
I Spit on Your Grave 2
(2013)
Too much torture. Not enough revenge
8 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
In the last film the rape was fairly brief on camera but you totally understood that she was brutally abused and then the rest was revenge. In this one it's practically a snuff film, half of the movie is her being horribly tortured. Ewww.
Crawl
(I) (2019)
Fun watch. Silly entertainment
30 July 2021
I'm a big fan of creature features (Lake Placid, Anaconda, Arachnophobia etc) so naturally I found this entertaining. I wish they'd just gone a little further and made them some sort of smart ridiculous genetically engineered alligator 🤣
Also, growing up in FL flooding is a real thing! Sometimes after a storm or hurricane we would have alligators in the previously unoccupied pond across the street from us.
Also, growing up in FL flooding is a real thing! Sometimes after a storm or hurricane we would have alligators in the previously unoccupied pond across the street from us.
The Big Flower Fight
(2020– )
Love watching creative people. Annoying judge.
1 July 2021
I like this show because I appreciate creativity in all its forms but I totally agree with other reviewers about the judge Kristen, a really insufferable person that detracts from the amazing work that the contestants put out there. I enjoy it otherwise.
Anaconda 3: Offspring
(2008 TV Movie)
I love my creature features but this is pretty bad
7 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Real anacondas can grow up to 25 feet and weigh 500 pounds, isn't that terrifying enough? And being slowly crushed to death by a constrictor also sounds like a horrible way to go. Do we really need to create a bad CG 60 foot genetically modified snake that spikes people with it's tail and rips their heads off? I wanted to like it cuz I can laugh my way through a lot of bad action/horror but this really is terrible.
The Whole Nine Yards
(2000)
Silly fun movie
2 June 2021
I liked this movie a lot. I found myself giggling very frequently but perhaps that's just because I have a soft spot for Matthew Perry. I think it misses the mark a bit and should have to committed to being more campy. Still entertaining as long as you don't try to take it too seriously.
What Lies Below
(2020)
Decent Sci-Fi Horror
5 April 2021
Would have made a great episode in an anthology series. Edit out about 30 minutes of it here and there and rewrite a few bits and it would have been great. Sort of strange and boring as a stand alone movie. Didn't hate it. Worth a watch.
American Psycho II: All American Girl
(2002 Video)
Decent dark comedy. Not at all related to the original.
11 February 2021
It's a fun watch. The acting and writing are pretty terrible but if you watch it understanding it doesn't take itself too seriously you can go along for a silly ride. Nowhere near as violent or serious as American Psycho. The music is even campy, it feels like some sort of whodunnit show for teens. If a 90's college movie and a serial killer movie had a baby this would be the result.
Rattlesnake
(2019)
Pretty Boring. Too many plot holes
25 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I can suspend belief for most horror and fantasy films but this was just absurd.
I mostly have a problem with the timeline. So in daylight your kid gets bit by a snake, taken to a weird trailer, transported to the hospital, you get visited by a stranger who says you need to kill someone by sunset (which is at like 5:30) and you have time to try to kill a rando at the hospital, do a bunch of research, find another victim, follow them home, buy a gun, learn how to shoot it, go back and kidnap the victim, drive him to the desert and attempt to murder him. Seriously this has to happen in an alternate reality because there are just not that many hours in a day.
The acting is ok but it's a mostly boring movie that just isn't well conceptualized.
Lots of fun!
20 December 2020
Painkillers
(2018)
Really quite good
11 December 2020
I found it to be very entertaining, a bit heartbreaking and thoughtful. Yes, it's a modern take on vampires but I saw it more as an allegory about what trauma does to a person and how different people choose to deal with it. Will I let the pain control me and lash out at others? Or will I find a way to move past it however difficult that may be? It's more of a suspense/thriller than horror. Worth a watch.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again
(2016 TV Movie)
Positively Terrible
15 November 2020
Spectacular Fun!
13 October 2020
The House That Jack Built
(2018)
Very Disturbing
12 July 2020
It's like being on a deranged ride along or a fly on the wall with a demented psychopath. I usually argue that good art should make you uncomfortable and make you think but this is decidedly, repeatedly, cringe worthy. I watch all kinds of art house movies, horror, true crime, all the serial killer stuff. This though. This just makes you feel icky. Don't recommend if you have a weak constitution. It is a pretty, artistic movie though so I can't rate it too low. Again, art.
The Mountain
(II) (2018)
It's An Arthouse Movie Worth A Watch
26 June 2020
Art should make you uncomfortable and make you think and that's what this film does. This movie is like an art installation that you don't want to watch but feel like you should. It's unsettling, slow, stark and sad but memorable. Not a light or easy watch. You've been warned.
Digging for Fire
(2015)
Unfortunately Very Boring
24 June 2020
I really wanted to like this film. I was attracted to it because it is filled with, literally drowning in, excellent acting talent but unfortunately there isn't any good writing or directing. It's very boring, meandering and pointless. I sat through it hoping for redemption at some point but, no such luck. Skip it.
The Killing of a Sacred Deer
(2017)
Really good. Watch some art.
30 April 2020
This film is not an easy or light watch but it's SO good.
Beautiful cinematography, excellent acting, incredibly interesting storyline. I didn't know it was based on Greek mythology and I don't think you need to know that, you just have to appreciate a good movie. It's absolutely out of the realm of normal and will definitely make you uncomfortable. The strange cadence of the dialogue is odd at first but once you embrace it as art it becomes really engrossing. If you appreciate film, art and originality check this gem out.
I also loved The Lobster so maybe I'm just a weirdo :)
I also loved The Lobster so maybe I'm just a weirdo :)
Buster's Mal Heart
(2016)
Beautiful Artful Movie
12 February 2020
This was in the 'Hidden Gems' category on Netflix and it truly is. The low ratings are not justified. It's a really well made film. Somewhat trippy but a really great watch. Great acting, beautifully shot and thought provoking. A bit derivative at times but still intriguing.
We literally started watching this thinking we'd half ignore it while we looked at our phones and were almost instantly drawn in.
The Beach Bum
(2019)
No No. Just No
11 February 2020
Are you stuck on a plane or in a waiting room of some sort (maybe purgatory) where this is literally the only thing to watch ? If not, you'll just be wishing you could reclaim these 96 minutes of your life. It's a terrible and pointless movie. Seriously...everyone involved must have been insanely wasted the entire time. Really really bad.
She-Devil
(1989)
Quirky 80s Dark Comedy Entertainment
17 January 2020
I always liked watching this movie on tv when I was growing up. Just rewatched it and I still find it to be a damn good time. If you're disgusted by Roseanne (like so many reviewers are) then don't watch a movie that stars Roseanne. It's funny, quirky, a bit dark, and bizarre. I also get flashback fashion love when I watch movies like this.
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