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An American Vampire Story (1997)
one good thing about it.
The only thing that makes the a watchable dvd rent is the commentary track. I think the distributer of this horrible, horrible flick saw they had a real mess on their hands and got two members of the L.A. improv comedy troop "The Groundlings" to rifle on the movie while they watch. It pretty funny but it's the only way to watch the movie.
Rock Star (2001)
wow does this suck
For the love of god don't waste your money on this movie. It's complete crap. The movie is supposed to glorify heavy metal but turns around and stabs it in the back at the end . The music is pretty good especially when you have people like Sammy Hagar writing the music. But Mark is completely miscast (just like Planet of the Apes). The producers of this movie cut Judas Priest out of the picture so inspired by is an Accurate heading. If you love heavy metal this ain't the movie for you.
Armageddon (1998)
this movie just rocks
its a complete assault on your senses. It builds a head of steam early on and doesn't let up for 2 1/2 hours. Plus Michael Bay knows how to make things look good on screen. Its a funny, exciting testosterone fest. All lot of critics panned this movie but they are pleasantly invited to caress certain parts of my anatomy with their tongue. To me this critics have just forgot what its like to have fun and be entertained at the movies. This is pure escapism at its finest. In my opinon this was the second best movie of the year. First of course being "The Thin Red Line". In closing if you've got a problem with my review I sorry that your parents had you in the first place. Good Day!